OCR: Shoorah.

      The first thing I remember is being under something. It was a table, I
saw  a  table  leg,  I  saw the legs of the people, and  a  portion  of  the
tablecloth hanging down. It was dark under there, I liked being under there.
It  must  have been in Germany. I must have been between one and  two  years
old. It was 1922. I felt good under the table. Nobody seemed to know that  I
was there. There was sunlight upon the rug and on the legs of the people.  I
liked  the sunlight. The legs of the people were not interesting,  not  like
the  tablecloth  which  hung down, not like the  table  leg,  not  like  the
      Then  there  is  nothing . . . then a Christmas  tree.  Candles.  Bird
ornaments: birds with small berry branches in their beaks. A star. Two large
people fighting, screaming. People eating, always people eating. I ate  too.
My spoon was bent so that if I wanted to eat I had to pick the spoon up with
my right hand. If I picked it up with my left hand, the spoon bent away from
my mouth. I wanted to pick the spoon up with my left hand.
      Two  people: one larger with curly hair, a big nose, a big mouth, much
eyebrow; the larger person always seeming to be angry, often screaming;  the
smaller person quiet, round of face, paler, with large eyes. I was afraid of
both  of them. Sometimes there was a third, a fat one who wore dresses  with
lace  at the throat. She wore a large brooch, and had many warts on her face
with  little  hairs  growing out of them. "Emily," they  called  her.  These
people  didn't seem happy together. Emily was the grandmother,  my  father's
mother.  My  father's name was "Henry." My mother's name was "Katherine."  I
never spoke to them by name. I was
      "Henry,  Jr." These people spoke German most of the time  and  in  the
beginning I did too.
      The  first  thing I remember my grandmother saying was, "I  will  bury
all of you!" She said this the first time just before we began eating
a meal, and she was to say it many times after that, just before we began to
eat.  Eating  seemed  very  important. We ate  mashed  potatoes  and  gravy,
especially  on  Sundays. We also ate roast beef, knockwurst and  sauerkraut,
green peas, rhubarb, carrots, spinach, string beans, chicken, meatballs  and
spaghetti,   sometimes  mixed  with  ravioli;  there  were  boiled   onions,
asparagus, and every Sunday there was strawberry shortcake with vanilla  ice
cream.  For  breakfasts  we had french toast and  sausages,  or  there  were
hotcakes or waffles with bacon and scrambled eggs on the side. And there was
always coffee. But what I remember best is all the mashed potatoes and gravy
and my grandmother, Emily, saying, "I will bury all of you!"
      She  visited us often after we came to America, taking the red trolley
in  from  Pasadena  to  Los Angeles. We only went to see  her  occasionally,
driving out in the Model-T Ford.
      I  liked  my  grandmother's  house. It was  a  small  house  under  an
overhanging  mass of pepper trees. Emily had all her canaries  in  different
cages.  I remember one visit best. That evening she went about covering  the
cages  with  white hoods so that the birds could sleep. The  people  sat  in
chairs and talked. There was a piano and I sat at the piano and hit the keys
and  listened to the sounds as the people talked. I liked the sound  of  the
keys best up at one end of the piano where there was hardly any sound at all
--  the  sound  the  keys made was like chips of ice  striking  against  one
     "Will you stop that?" my father said loudly.
     "Let the boy play the piano," said my grandmother. My mother smiled.
      "That  boy," said my grandmother, "when I tried to pick him up out  of
the cradle to kiss him, he reached up and hit me in the nose!"
     They talked some more and I went on playing the piano.
      "Why don't you get that thing tuned?" asked my father. Then I was told
that  we  were  going to see my grandfather. My grandfather and  grandmother
were not living together. I was told that my grandfather was a bad man, that
his breath stank.

     "Why does his breath stink?"
     They didn't answer.
     "Why does his breath stink?"
     "He drinks."
      We  got into the Model-T and drove over to see my Grandfather Leonard.
As we drove up and stopped he was standing on the porch of his house. He was
old  but he stood very straight. He had been an army officer in Germany  and
had  come  to America when he heard that the streets were paved  with  gold.
They weren't, so he became the head of a construction firm.
      The  other  people  didn't get out of the car. Grandfather  wiggled  a
finger  at  me.  Somebody opened a door and I climbed out and walked  toward
him. His hair was pure white and long and his beard was pure white and long,
and  as  I  got closer I saw that his eyes were brilliant, like blue  lights
watching me. I stopped a little distance away from him.
     "Henry," he said, "you and I, we know each other. Come into the house."
      He  held out his hand. As I got closer I could smell the stink of  his
breath. It was very strong but he was the most beautiful man I had ever seen
and I wasn't afraid. I went into his house with him. He led me to a chair.
     "Sit down, please. I'm very happy to sec you."
     He went into another room. Then he came out with a little tin box.
     "It's for you. Open it."
     I had trouble with the lid, I couldn't open the box.
     "Here," he said, "let me have it."
     He loosened the lid and handed the tin box back to me. I lifted the lid
and here was this cross, a German cross with a ribbon.
     "Oh no," I said, "you keep it."
     "It's yours," he said, "it's just a gummy badge."
     "Thank you."
     "You better go now. They will be worried."
     "All right. Goodbye."
     "Goodbye, Henry. No, wait . . ."
      I  stopped. He reached into a small front pocket of his pants  with  a
couple of fingers, and tugged at a long gold chain with his other hand. Then
he handed me his gold pocket watch, with the chain.

     "Thank you. Grandfather . . ."
      They were waiting outside and I got into the Model-T and we drove off.
They  all  talked  about  many things as we drove along.  They  were  always
talking,  and they talked all the way back to my grandmother's  house.  They
spoke of many things but never, once, of my grandfather.

      I  remember  the  Model-T.  Sitting high, the  running  boards  seemed
friendly,  and on cold days, in the mornings, and often at other  times,  my
father  had to fit the hand-crank into the front of the engine and crank  it
many times in order to start the car.
     "A man can get a broken arm doing this. It kicks back like a horse."
      We went for Sunday rides in the Model-T when grandmother didn't visit.
My  parents liked the orange groves, miles and miles of orange trees  always
either in blossom or full of oranges. My parents had a picnic basket  and  a
metal chest. In the metal chest were frozen cans of fruit on dry ice, and in
the  picnic basket were weenie and liverwurst and salami sandwiches,  potato
chips,  bananas and soda-pop. The soda-pop was shifted continually back  and
forth  between  the metal box and the picnic basket. It froze  quickly,  and
then had to be thawed.
      My  father smoked Camel cigarettes and he knew many tricks  and  games
which  he showed us with the packages of Camel cigarettes. How many pyramids
were  there? Count them. We would count them and then he would show us  more
of them.
      There  were  also tricks about the humps on the camels and  about  the
written words on the package. Camel cigarettes were magic cigarettes.
      There  was  a  particular Sunday I can recall. The picnic  basket  was
empty.  Yet  we  still  drove along through the orange groves,  further  and
further away from where we lived.
     "Daddy," my mother asked, "aren't we going to run out of gas?"
     "No, there's plenty of god-damned gas."
     "Where are we going?"
     "I'm going to get me some god-damned oranges!"
      My  mother  sat  very  still as we drove along. My  father  pulled  up
alongside  the  road, parked near a wire fence and we sat there,  listening.
Then my father kicked the door open and got out.
     "Bring the basket."
     We all climbed through the strands of the fence.
     "Follow me," said my father.
      Then we were between two rows of orange trees, shaded from the sun  by
the branches and the leaves. My father stopped and reaching up began yanking
oranges  from  the  lower  branches of the nearest tree.  He  seemed  angry,
yanking the oranges from the tree, and the branches seemed angry, leaping up
and  down. He threw the oranges into the picnic basket which my mother held.
Sometimes  he missed and I chased the oranges and put them into the  basket.
My  father  went from tree to tree, yanking at  the  lower  branches,
throwing the oranges into the picnic basket.
     "Daddy, we have enough," said my mother.
     "Like hell."
     He kept yanking.
     Then a man stepped forward, a very tall man. He held a shotgun.
     "All right, buddy, what do you think you're doing?"
     "I'm picking oranges. There are plenty of oranges."
      "These  are  my oranges. Now, listen to me, tell your  woman  to  dump
     "There are plenty of god-damned oranges. You're not going to miss a few
god-damned oranges."
      "I'm  not  going to miss any oranges. Tell your woman  to  dump
     The man pointed his shotgun at my father.
      "Dump  them,"  my  father told my mother. The oranges  rolled  to  the
     "Now," said the man, "get out of my orchard."
     "You don't need all these oranges."
     "I know what I need. Now get out of here."

     "Guys like you ought to be hung!"
     "I'm the law here. Now move!"
      The  man raised his shotgun again. My father turned and began  walking
out of the orange grove. We followed him and the man trailed us. Then we got
into the car but it was one of those times when it wouldn't start. My father
got  out of the car to crank it. He cranked it twice and it wouldn't  start.
My father was beginning to sweat. The man stood at the edge of the road.
     "Get that god-damned cracker box started!" he said. My father got ready
to  twist the crank again. "We're not on your property! We can stay here  as
long as we damn well please!"
     "Like hell! Get that thing out of here, and fast!"
      My  father  cranked the engine again. It sputtered, then  stopped.  My
mother sat with the empty picnic box on her lap. I was afraid to look at the
man.  My  father whirled the crank again and the engine started.  He  leaped
into the car and began working the levers on the steering wheel.
      "Don't come back," said the man, "or next time it might not go so easy
for you."
      My  father drove the Model-T off. The man was still standing near  the
road. My father was driving very fast. Then he slowed the car and made a  U-
turn. He drove back to where the man had stood. The man was gone. We speeded
back on the way out of the orange groves.
     "I'm coming back some day and get that bastard," said my father.
      "Daddy,  we'll have a nice dinner tonight. What would  you  like?"  my
mother asked.
     "Pork chops," he answered.
     I had never seen him drive the car that fast.

     My father had two brothers. The younger was named Ben and the older was
named  John. Both were alcoholics and ne'er-do-wells. My parents often spoke
of them.
     "Neither of them amount to anything," said my father.
     "You just come from a bad family, Daddy," said my mother.
     "And your brother doesn't amount to a damn either!"
     My mother's brother was in Germany. My father often spoke badly of him.
      I  had  another  uncle, Jack, who was married to my  father's  sister,
Elinore.  I  had never seen my Uncle Jack or my Aunt Elinore  because  there
were bad feelings between them and my father.
      "See  this  scar  on  my hand?" asked my father. "Well,  that's  where
Elinore  stuck me with a sharp pencil when I was very young. That  scar  has
never gone away."
      My  father didn't like people. He didn't like me. "Children should  be
seen and not heard," he told me.

     It was an early Sunday afternoon without Grandma Emily.
     "We should go see Ben," said my mother. "He's dying."
     "He borrowed all that money from Emily. He'd pissed it away on gambling
and women and booze."
     "I know, Daddy."
     "Emily won't have any money left when she dies."
     "We should still go see Ben. They say he has only two weeks left."

     "All right, all right! We'll go!"
      So  we went and got into the Model-T and started driving. It took some
time, and my mother had to stop for flowers. It was a long drive toward  the
mountains.  We  reached the foothills and took the little  winding  mountain
road upwards. Uncle Ben was in a sanitarium up there, dying of TB.
      "It  must  cost  Emily a lot of money to keep Ben up  here,"  said  my
     "Maybe Leonard is helping."
     "Leonard doesn't have anything. He drank it up and he gave it away.
     "I like grandpa Leonard," I said.
      "Children  should  be seen and not heard," .said my  father.  Then  he
continued,  "Ah, that Leonard, the only time he was good to us children  was
when  he  was drunk. He'd joke with us and give us money. But the  next  day
when he was sober he was the meanest man in the world."
      The  Model-T was climbing the mountain road nicely. The air was  clear
and sunny.
     "Here it is," said my father. He guided the car into the parking lot of
the  sanitarium  and we got out. I followed my mother and  father  into  the
building. As we entered his room, my Uncle Ben was sitting upright  in  bed,
staring out the window. He turned and looked at us as we entered. He  was  a
very  handsome  man,  thin, with black hair, and  he  had  dark  eyes  which
glittered, were brilliant with glittering light.
     "Hello, Ben," said my mother.
     "Hello, Katy." Then he looked at me. "Is this Henry?"
     "Sit down."
     My father and I sat down.
     My mother stood there. "These flowers, Ben. I don't see a vase."
     "They're nice flowers, thanks, Katy. No, there isn't a vase."
      "I'll  go get a vase," said my mother. She left the room, holding  the
     "Where are all your girlfriends now, Ben?" asked my father.
     "They come around."
     "I'll bet."

     "They come around."
     "We're here because Katherine wanted to see you."
     "I know."
     "I wanted to see you too, Uncle Ben. I think you're a real pretty man."
      "Pretty like my ass," said my father. My mother entered the room  with
the flowers in a vase.
     "Here, I'll put them on this table by the window."
     "They're nice flowers, Katy."
     My mother sat down.
      "We can't stay too long," said my father. Uncle Ben reached under  the
mattress  and his hand came out holding a pack of cigarettes.  He  took  one
out, struck a match and lit it. He took a long drag and exhaled.
      "You know you're not allowed cigarettes," said my father. "I know  how
you  get them. Those prostitutes bring them to you. Well, I'm going to  tell
the  doctors  about  it  and I'm going to get them  to  stop  letting  those
prostitutes in here!"
     "You're not going to do shit," said my uncle.
      "I  got a good mind to rip that cigarette out of your mouth!" said  my
     "You never had a good mind," said my uncle.
     "Ben,"my mother said, "you shouldn't smoke, it will kill you."
     "I've had a good life," said my uncle.
      "You  never  had  a  good  life," said  my  father.  "Lying,  boozing,
borrowing, whoring, drinking. You never worked a day in your life!  And  now
you're dying at the age of 24!"
     "It's been all right," said my uncle. He took another heavy drag on the
Camel, then exhaled.
     "Let's get out of here," said my father. "This man is insane!"
     My father stood up. Then my mother stood up. Then I stood up.
      "Goodbye, Katy," said my uncle, "and goodbye, Henry." He looked at  me
to indicate which Henry.
      We  followed my father through the sanitarium halls and out  into  the
parking  lot to the Model- T. We got in, it started, and we began  down  the
winding road out of the mountains.
     "We should have stayed longer," said my mother.
     "Don't you know that TB is catching?" asked my father.

     "I think he was a very pretty man," I said.
     "It's the disease," said my father. "It makes them look like that.
     And besides the TB, he's caught many other things too."
     "What kind of things?" I asked.
     "I can't tell you," my father answered. He steered the Model-T down the
winding mountain road as I wondered about that.

      It  was  another Sunday that we got into the Model-T in search  of  my
Uncle John.
      "He has no ambition," said my father. "I don't see how he can hold his
god-damned head up and look people in the eye."
      "I wish he wouldn't chew tobacco," said my mother. "He spits the stuff
     "If this country was full of men like him the Chinks would take
     over and we'd he running the laundries . . ."
     "John never had a chance," said my mother. "He ran away from
     home early. At least you got a high school education."
     "College," said my father.
     "Where?" asked my mother.
     "The University of Indiana."
     "Jack said you only went to high school."
     "Jack only went to high school. That's why he gardens for the
     "Am I ever going to see my Uncle Jack?" I asked.
     "First let's see if we can find your Uncle John," said my father.
     "Do the Chinks really want to take over this country?" I asked.
     "Those yellow devils have been waiting for centuries to do it.
      What's  stopped  them is that they have been kept  busy  fighting  the
     "Who are the best fighters, the Chinks or the Japs?"
     'The Japs. The trouble is that there are too many Chinks.
     When you kill a Chink he splits in half and becomes two Chinks."
     "How come their skin is yellow?"

     "Because instead of drinking water they drink their own pee- pee."
     "Daddy, don't tell the boy that!"
     "Then tell him to stop asking questions."
      We drove along through another warm Los Angeles day. My  mother
had  on one of her pretty dresses and fancy hats. When my mother was dressed
up she always sat straight and held her neck very stiff.
     "I wish we had enough money so we could help John and his family," said
my mother.
      "It's  not my fault if they don't have a pot to piss in," answered  my
      "Daddy,  John was in the war just like you were. Don't  you  think  he
deserves something?"
     "He never rose in the ranks. I became a master sergeant."
     "Henry, all your brothers can't be like you."
      "They don't have any god-damned drive! They think they can live
off the land!"

      We  drove  along a bit further. Uncle John and his family lived  in  a
small  court.  We  went up the cracked sidewalk to a sagging  porch  and  my
father pushed the bell. The bell didn't ring. He knocked, loudly.
     "Open up! It's the cops!" my father yelled.
     "Daddy, stop it!" said my mother.
      After what seemed a long time, the door opened a crack. Then it opened
further.  And we could see my Aunt Anna. She was very thin, her cheeks  were
hollow and her eyes had pouches, dark pouches. Her voice was thin, too.
     "Oh, Henry . . . Katherine . . . come in, please . . ."
      We  followed her in. I here was very little furniture. I  here  was  a
breakfast  nook  with a table and four chairs and there were  two  beds.  My
mother  and  father  sat in the chairs. Two girls, Katherine  and  Betsy  (I
learned  their names later) were at the sink taking turns trying  to  scrape
peanut butter out of a nearly empty peanut butter jar.
      "We  were  just having lunch," said my Aunt Anna. The girls came  over
with  tiny smears of peanut butter which they spread on dry pieces of bread.
They kept looking into the jar and scraping with the knife.
     "Where's John?" asked my father.
      My  aunt sat down wearily. She looked very weak, very pale. Her  dress
was dirty, her hair uncombed, tired, sad.
     "We've been waiting for him. We haven't seen him for quite some time."
     "Where did he go?"
     "I don't know. He just left on his motorcycle."
     "All he does," said my father, "is think about his motorcycle."
     "Is this Henry, Jr.?"
     "He just stares. He's so quiet."
     "That's the way we want him."
     "Still water runs deep."
      "Not  with  this one. The only thing that runs deep with him  are  the
holes in his ears."
      The two girls took their slices of bread and walked outside and sat on
the  stoop to eat them. They hadn't spoken to us. I thought they were  quite
nice. They were thin like their mother but they were still quite pretty.
     "How are you, Anna?" asked my mother.
     "I'm all right."
     "Anna, you don't look well. I think you need food."
     "Why doesn't your boy sit down? Sit down, Henry."
     "He likes to stand," said my father. "It makes him strong. He's getting
ready to fight the Chinks."
     "Don't you like the Chinese?" my aunt asked me.
     "No," I answered.
     "Well, Anna," my father asked, "how are things going?"
      "Awful,  really. . . The landlord keeps asking for the rent.  He  gets
very nasty. He frightens me. I don't know what to do."
     "I hear the cops are after John," said my father.
     "He didn't do very much."
     "What did he do?"
     "He made some counterfeit dimes."
     "Dimes? Jesus Christ, what kind of ambition is that?"
     "John really doesn't want to be bad."
     "Seems to me he doesn't want to be anything."
     "He would if he could."
     "Yeah. And if a frog had wings he wouldn't wear his ass out a-hoppin'!"
     There was silence then and they sat there. I turned and looked outside.
The girls were gone from the porch, they had gone off somewhere.
      "Come, sit down, Henry," said my Aunt Anna. I stood there. "Thank you,
it's all right."
     "Anna," my mother asked, "are you sure that John will come hack?"
     "He'll come back when he gets tired of the hens," said my father.
     "John loves his children . . ." said Anna.
     "I hear the cops are after him for something else."
      "Yes,  Anna, I heard about it. He was riding his motorcycle  one  day.
This  young  girl was hitch-hiking. She got onto the back of his  motorcycle
and as they rode along all of a sudden John saw an empty garage. He drove in
there, closed the door and raped the girl"
     "How did you find out?"
     "Find out? The cops came and told me, they asked me where he was."
     "Did you tell them?"
      "What  for?  To  have  him go to jail and evade his  responsibilities?
That's just what he'd want."
     "I never thought of it that way."
     "Not that I'm for rape . . ."
     "Sometimes a man can't help what he does."
      "I  mean,  after having the children, and with this type of life,  the
worry  and all . . . I don't look so good anymore. He saw a young girl,  she
looked  good  to him . . . she got on his bike, you know, she put  her  arms
around him . . ."
     "What?" asked my father. "How would you like to be raped?"
     "I guess I wouldn't like it."
     "Well, I'm sure the young girl didn't like it either."

     A fly appeared and whirled around and around the table. We watched it.
     "There's nothing to eat here," said my father. "The fly has come to the
wrong place."
      The  fly became more and more bold. It circled closer and made buzzing
sounds. The closer it circled the louder the buzzing became.
     "You're not going to tell the cops that John might come home?"
     my aunt asked my father.
      "I am not going to let him off the hook so easily," said my father. My
mother's  hand leaped quickly. It closed and she brought her hand back  down
to the table.
     "I got him," she said.
     "Clot what?" asked my father. 'The fly," she smiled.
     "I don't believe you . . ."
     "You see the fly anywhere? The fly is gone."
     "It flew off."
     "No, I have it in my hand."
     "Nobody is that quick."
     "I have it in my hand."
     "You don't believe me?"
     "Open your mouth."
     "All right."
      My  father opened his mouth and my mother cupped her hand over it.  My
father leaped up, grabbing at his throat.
     I he fly came out of his mouth and began circling the table again.
     "That's enough," said my father, "we're going home!"
      He  got up and walked out the door and down the walk and got into  the
Model-T and just sat there very stiffly, looking dangerous.
      "We  brought you a few cans of food," my mother said to my aunt.  "I'm
sorry it can't be money but Henry is afraid John will use it for gin, or for
gasoline for his motorcycle. It isn't much: soup, hash, peas . . ."

     "Oh, Katherine, thank you! I hank you, both . . ."
      My  mother got up and I followed her. There were two boxes  of  canned
food in the car. I saw my father sitting there rigidly. He was still angry.
      My mother handed me the smaller box of cans and she took the large box
and  I  followed  her  back into the court. We set the  boxes  down  in  the
breakfast  nook. Aunt Anna came over and picked up a can. It was  a  can  of
peas, the label on it covered with little round green peas.
     "This is lovely," said my aunt.
     "Anna, we have to go. Henry's dignity is upset."
     My aunt threw her arms around my mother. "Everything has been so awful.
But  this  is like a dream. Wait until the girls come home. Wait  until  the
girls see all these cans of food!"
     My mother hugged my aunt back. Then they separated.
     "John is not a bad man," my aunt said.
     "I know," my mother answered. "Goodbye, Anna."
     "Goodbye, Katherine. Goodbye, Henry."
      My mother turned and walked out the door. I followed her. We walked to
the car and got in. My father started the car.
      As  we  were driving off I saw my aunt at the door waving.  My  mother
waved back. My father didn't wave back. I didn't either.

      I had begun to dislike my father. He was always angry about something.
Wherever we went he got into arguments with people. But he didn't appear  to
frighten  most people; they often just stared at him, calmly, and he  became
more  furious.  If we ate out, which was seldom, he always  found  something
wrong  with the food and sometimes refused to pay. "There's flyshit in  this
whipped cream! What the hell kind of a place is this?"
     "I'm sorry, sir, you needn't pay. Just leave."
      "I'll  leave,  all right! But I'll be back! I'll burn this  god-damned
place down!"
      Once we were in a drug store and my mother and I were standing to  one
side  while  my  father yelled at a clerk. Another clerk  asked  my  mother,
"Who  is  that horrible man? Everytime he comes in  here  there's  an
      "That's my husband," my mother told the clerk. Yet, I remember another
time.  He  was  working as a milkman and made early morning deliveries.  One
morning  he awakened me. "Come on, I want to show you something."  I  walked
outside with him. I was wearing my pajamas and slippers. It was still  dark,
the moon was still up. We walked to the milk wagon which was horsedrawn. The
horse  stood very still. "Watch," said my father. He took a sugar cube,  put
it  in  his hand and held it out to the horse. The horse ate it out  of  his
palm. "Now you try it . . ."
     He put a sugar cube in my hand. It was a very large horse. "Get closer!
Hold out your hand!" I was afraid the horse would bite my hand off. The head
came  down;  I saw the nostrils; the lips pulled back, I saw the tongue  and
the  teeth, and then the sugar cube was gone. "Here. Try it again . .  ."  I
tried  it again. The horse took the sugar cube and waggled his head.  "Now,"
said my father, "I'll take you back inside before the horse shits on you."
     I was not allowed to play with other children. "They are bad children,"
said  my  father,  "their parents are poor." "Yes,"  agreed  my  mother.  My
parents wanted to be rich so they imagined themselves rich.
      The  first  children of my age that I knew were in kindergarten.  They
seemed very strange, they laughed and talked and seemed happy. I didn't like
them.  I  always felt as if I was going to be sick, to vomit,  and  the  air
seemed  strangely still and white. We painted with watercolors.  We  planted
radish seeds in a garden and some weeks later we ate them with salt. I liked
the  lady  who taught kindergarten, I liked her better than my parents.  One
problem  I  had  was going to the bathroom. I always needed  to  go  to  the
bathroom, but I was ashamed to let the others know that I had to  go,  so  I
held  it. It was really terrible to hold it. And the air was white,  I  felt
like  vomiting, I felt like shitting and pissing, but I didn't say anything.
And  when  some of the others came back from the bathroom I'd think,  you're
dirty, you did something in there...
     The little girls were nice in their short dresses, with their long hair
and  their beautiful eyes, hut I thought, they do things in there too,  even
though they pretend they don't. Kindergarten was mostly white air . . .
      Grammar school was different, first grade to sixth grade, some of  the
kids were twelve years old, and we all came from poor neighborhoods. I began
to  go to the bathroom, but only to piss. Coming out once I saw a small  boy
drinking  at a water fountain. A larger boy walked up behind him and  jammed
his  face down into the water jet. When the small boy raised his head,  some
of his teeth were broken and blood came out of his mouth, there was blood in
the  fountain.  "You tell anyone about this," the older boy told  him,  "and
I'll  really get you." The boy took out a handkerchief and held  it  to  his
mouth.  I walked back to class where the teacher was telling us about George
Washington  and  Valley Forge. She wore an elaborate white  wig.  She  often
slapped  the palms of our hands with a ruler when she thought we were  being
disobedient. I don't think she ever went to the bathroom. I hated her.

      Each afternoon after school there would be a fight between two of  the
older  boys.  It was always out by the back fence where there  was  never  a
teacher  about. And the fights were never even; it was always a  larger  boy
against a smaller boy and the larger boy would beat the smaller boy with his
fists,  backing him into the fence. The smaller boy would attempt  to  fight
hack  but  it was useless. Soon his face was bloody, the blood running  down
into  his  shirt.  The  smaller boys took their beatings  wordlessly,  never
begging, never asking mercy. Finally, the larger boy would hack off  and  it
would  be  over and all the other boys would walk home with the winner.  I'd
walk  home quickly, alone, after holding my shit all through school and  all
through the fight. Usually by the time I got home I would have lost the urge
to relieve myself. I used to worry about that.

      I  didn't  have any friends at school, didn't want any. I felt  better
being  alone. I sat on a bench and watched the others play and  they  looked
foolish  to me. During lunch one day I was approached by a new boy. He  wore
knickers, was cross-eyed and pigeon-toed. I didn't like him, he didn't  look
good. He sat on the bench next to me.
     "Hello, my name's David."
     I didn't answer.
     He opened his lunch bag. "I've got peanut butter sandwiches,"
     he said. "What do you have?"
     "Peanut butter sandwiches."
      "I've  got  a  banana, too. And some potato chips.  Want  some  potato
      I  took some. He had plenty, they were crisp and salty, the sun  shone
right through them. They were good.
     "Can I have some more?"
     "All right."
     I took some more. He even had jelly on his peanut butter sandwiches. It
dripped out and ran over his fingers. David didn't seem to notice,
     "Where do you live?" he asked.
     "Virginia Road."
      "I live on Pickford. We can walk home together after school. Take some
more potato chips. Who's your teacher?"
     "Mrs. Columbine."
     "I have Mrs. Reed. I'll see you after class, we'll walk home together."

      Why did he wear those knickers? What did he want? I really didn't like
him. I took some more of his potato chips.

      That  afternoon,  after school, he found me and  began  walking  along
beside me. "You never told me your name," he said.
     "Henry," I answered.
      As  we  walked  along I noticed a whole gang of boys,  first  graders,
following  us. At first they were half a block behind us, then  they  closed
the gap to several yards behind us.
      "What  do  they  want?"  I asked David. He didn't  answer,  just  kept
      "Hey, knicker-shitter!" one of them yelled. "Your mother make you shit
in your knickers?"
     "Pigeon-toe, ho-ho, pigeon-toe!"
     "Cross-eye! Get ready to die!"
     Then they circled us.
     "Who's your friend? Does he kiss your rear end?"
      One  of them had David by the collar. He threw him onto a lawn.  David
stood  up.  A hoy got down behind him on his hands and knees. The other  boy
shoved  him and David fell over backwards. Another boy rolled him  over  and
rubbed his face in the grass. Then they stepped back. David got up again. He
didn't  make  a sound but the tears were rolling down his face. The  largest
boy  walked up to him. "We don't want you in our school, sissy. Get  out  of
our school!" He punched David in the stomach. David bent over and as he did,
the  boy brought his knee up into David's face. David fell. He had a  bloody
      Then  the boys circled me. "Your turn now!" They kept circling and  as
they  did I kept turning. There were always some of them behind me.  Here  I
was  loaded  with shit and I had to fight. I was terrified and calm  at  the
same  time. I didn't understand their motive. They kept circling and I  kept
turning.  It  went on and on. They screamed things at me but I  didn't  hear
what they said. Finally they backed off and went away down the street. David
was waiting for me. We walked down the sidewalk toward his place on Pickford
     Then we were in front of his house.
     "I've got to go in now. Goodbye."

     "Goodbye, David."
      He went in and then I heard his mother's voice. "David! Look at
your  knickers and shirt! They're torn and full of grass stains! You do this
almost every day! Tell me, why do you do it?"
     David didn't answer.
     "I asked you a question! Why do you do this to your clothes?"
     "I can't help it, Mom . . ."
     "You can't help it? You stupid boy!"
      I heard her heating him. David began to cry and she beat him harder. I
stood  on the front lawn and listened. After a while the beating stopped.  I
could hear David sobbing. Then he stopped.
     His mother said, "Now, I want you to practice your violin lesson."
      I  sat down on the lawn and waited. Then I heard the violin. It was  a
very sad violin. I didn't like the way David played. I sat and listened  for
some  time but the music didn't get any better. The shit had hardened inside
of  me. I no longer felt like shifting. The afternoon light hurt my eyes.  I
felt like vomiting. I got up and walked home.

      There were continual fights. The teachers didn't seem to know anything
about them. And there was always trouble when it rained. Any boy who brought
an  umbrella  to  school or wore a raincoat was singled  out.  Most  of  our
parents were too poor to buy us such things. And when they did, we hid  them
in  the bushes. Anybody seen carrying an umbrella or wearing a raincoat  was
considered  a sissy. They were beaten after school. David's mother  had  him
carry an umbrella whenever it was the least bit cloudy.
      There were two recess periods. The first graders gathered at their own
baseball  diamond and the teams were chosen. David and I stood together.  It
was always the same. I was chosen next to last and David was chosen last, so
we  always played on different teams. David was worse than I was.  With  his
crossed  eyes, he couldn't even see the hall. I needed lots of  practice.  I
had  never  played with the kids in the neighborhood. I didn't know  how  to
catch  a  hall  or how to hit one. But I wanted to, I liked  it.  David  was
afraid of the ball, I wasn't. I swung hard, I swung harder than anybody  but
I  could never hit the ball. I always struck out. Once I fouled a hall  off.
That  felt good. Another time I drew a walk. When I got to first, the  first
baseman said, "That's the only way you'll ever get here." I stood and looked
at  him.  He was chewing gum and he had long black hairs coming out  of  his
nostrils. His hair was thick with vaseline. He wore a perpetual sneer.
      "What  arc you looking at?" he asked me. I didn't know what to say.  I
wasn't used to conversation.
      "The guys say you're crazy," he told me, "but you don't scare me. I'll
be waiting for you after school some day."

      I  kept looking at him. He had a terrible face. Then the pitcher wound
up  and I broke for second. I ran like crazy and slid into second. The  ball
arrived late. I he tag was late.
      "You're  out!" screamed the boy whose turn it was to umpire.  I
got up, not believing it.
      "I said, YOU'RE OUT!"' the umpire screamed. Then I knew that I was not
accepted. David and I were not accepted. I he others wanted me "out" because
I  was  supposed to be "out." They knew David and I were friends.  It
was because of David that I wasn't wanted. As I walked off the diamond I saw
David playing third base in his knickers. His blue and yellow stockings  had
fallen down around his feet. Why had he chosen me? I was a marked man.  That
afternoon  after school I quickly left class and walked home alone,  without
David.  I didn't want to watch him beaten again by our classmates or by  his
mother. I didn't want to listen to his sad violin. But the next day at lunch
time, when he sat down next to me I ate his potato chips.
      My  day  came.  I was tall and I felt very powerful at  the  plate.  I
couldn't  believe that I was as bad as they wished me to be. I swung  wildly
but  with force. I knew I was strong, and maybe like they said, "crazy." But
I had this feeling inside of me that something real was there. Just hardened
shit,  maybe, hut that was more than they had. I was up at bat.  "Hey,  it's
the  STRIKEOUT KING! MR. WINDMILL!" The ball arrived. I swung and I felt the
bat connect like I had wanted it to do for so long. The hall went up, up and
HIGH,  into  left held, 'way OVER the left holder's head. His name  was  Don
Brubaker  and he stood and watched it fly over his head. It looked  like  it
was  never going to come down. Then Brubaker started running after the ball.
He  wanted to throw me out. He would never do it. The ball landed and rolled
onto  a  diamond where some 5th graders were playing. I ran slowly to first,
hit  the bag, looked at the guy on first, ran slowly to second, touched  it,
ran to third where David stood, ignored him, tagged third and walked to home
plate.  Never  such  a day. Never such a home run by a first  grader!  As  I
stepped  on home plate I heard one of the players, Irving Bone, say  to  the
team  captain, Stanley Greenberg, "Let's put him on the regular team."  (The
regular team played teams from other schools.)
     "No," said Stanley Greenberg.
      Stanley was right. I never hit another home run. I struck out most  of
the  time.  But  they always remembered that home run and while  they  still
hated  me,  it  was  a better kind of hatred, like they weren't  quite  sure

      Football season was worse. We played touch football. I couldn't  catch
the  football  or  throw it but I got into one game. When  the  runner  came
through I grabbed him by the shirt collar and threw him on the ground.  When
he  started  to  get up, I kicked him. I didn't like him. It was  the  first
baseman  with  vaseline  in his hair and the hair in his  nostrils.  Stanley
Greenberg  came over. He was larger than any of us. He could have killed  me
if he'd wanted to. He was our leader. Whatever he said, that was it. He told
     "You don't understand the rules. No more football for you."
      I  was  moved into volleyball. I played volleyball with David and  the
others.  It  wasn't any good. They yelled and screamed and got excited,  but
the  others were playing football. I wanted to play football.  All  I
needed  was  a  little  practice.  Volleyball  was  shameful.  Girls  played
volleyball. After a while I wouldn't play. I just stood in the center of the
field  where  nobody  was playing. I was the only one  who  would  not  play
anything. I stood there each day and waited through the two recess sessions,
until they were over.
      One  day  while  I was standing there, more trouble came.  A  football
sailed  from  high behind me and hit me on the head. It knocked  me  to  the
ground.  I  was very dizzy. They stood around snickering and laughing.  "Oh,
look, Henry fainted! Henry fainted like a lady! Oh, look at Henry!"
      I got up while the sun spun around. Then it stood still. The sky moved
closer and flattened out. It was like being in a cage. They stood around me,
faces, noses, mouths and eyes. Because they were taunting me I thought  they
had deliberately hit me with the football. It was unfair.
     "Who kicked that ball?" I asked.
     "You wanna know who kicked the ball?"
     "What are you going to do when you find out?"

     I didn't answer.
     "It was Billy Sherril," somebody said.
      Billy  was a round fat boy, really nicer than most, but he was one  of
them.  I  began walking toward Billy. He stood there. When I  got  close  he
swung.  I almost didn't feel it. I hit him behind his left ear and  when  he
grabbed  his ear I hit him in the stomach. He fell to the ground. He  stayed
down. "Get up and fight him, Billy,"
      said  Stanley Greenberg. Stanley lifted Billy up and pushed him toward
me. I punched Billy in the mouth and he grabbed his mouth with both hands.
     "O.K.," said Stanley, "I'll take his place!"
      The  boys cheered. I decided to run, I didn't want to die. But then  a
teacher came up. "What's going on here?" It was Mr. Hall.
     "Henry picked on Billy," said Stanley Greenberg.
     "Is that right, boys?" asked Mr. Hall.
     "Yes," they said.
      Mr. Hall took me by the ear all the way to the principal's office.  He
pushed  me  into a chair in front of an empty desk and then knocked  on  the
principal's door. He was in there for some time and when he came out he left
without  looking at me. I sat there five or ten minutes before the principal
came out and sat behind the desk. He was a very dignified man with a mass of
white hair and a blue bow tie. He looked like a real gentleman. His name was
Mr.  Knox. Mr. Knox folded his hands and looked at me without speaking. When
he  did that I was not so sure that he was a gentleman. He seemed to want to
humble me, treat me like the others.
     "Well," he said at last, "tell me what happened."
     "Nothing happened."
      "You  hurt that boy, Billy Sherril. His parents are going to  want  to
know why."
     I didn't answer.
      "Do  you think you can take matters into your own hands when something
happens you don't like?"
     "Then why did you do it?"
     I didn't answer.
     "Do you think you're better than other people?"

     Mr. Knox sat there. He had a long letter opener and he slid it hack and
forth  on the green felt padding of the desk. He had a large bottle of green
ink on his desk and a pen holder with four pens. I wondered if he would beat
     "Then why did you do what you did?"
      I  didn't answer. Mr. Knox slid the letter opener back and forth.  The
phone rang. He picked it up.
       "Hello?  Oh,  Mrs.  Kirby?  He  what?  What?  Listen,  can't   you
administer the discipline? I'm busy now. All right, I'll phone you  when
I'm done with this one . . ."
      He  hung up. He brushed his fine white hair back out of his eyes  with
one hand and looked at me.
     "Why do you cause me all this trouble?"
     I didn't answer him.
     "You think you're tough, huh?"
     I kept silent.
     "Tough kid, huh?"
     There was a fly circling Mr. Knox's desk. It hovered over his green ink
bottle.  Then  it landed on the black cap of the ink bottle  and  sat  there
rubbing its wings.
     "O.K., kid, you're tough and I'm tough. Let's shake hands on that."
     I didn't think I was tough so I didn't give him my hand.
     "Come on, give me your hand."
      I  stretched my hand out and he took it and began shaking it. Then  he
stopped shaking it and looked at me. He had blue clear eyes lighter than the
blue  of his bow tie. His eyes were almost beautiful. He kept looking at  me
and holding my hand. His grip began to tighten.
     "I want to congratulate you for being a tough guy."

     His grip tightened some more.
     "Do you think I'm a tough guy?"

     I didn't answer.
      He crushed the bones of my fingers together. I could feel the bone  of
each  finger cutting like a blade into the flesh of the finger next  to  it.
Shots of red flashed before my eyes.
     "Do you think I'm a tough guy?" he asked.
     "I'll kill you," I said.
     "You'll what?"

      Mr.  Knox  tightened his grip. He had a hand like a vise. I could  see
every pore in his face.
     "Tough guys don't scream, do they?"
     I couldn't look at his face anymore. I put my face down on the desk.
     "Am I a tough guy?" asked Mr. Knox.
     He squeezed harder. I had to scream, but I kept it as quiet as possible
so no one in the classes could hear me.
     "Now, am I a tough guy?"

     I waited. I hated to say it. Then I said, "Yes."
      Mr.  Knox let go of my hand. I was afraid to look at it. I let it hang
by  my side. I noticed that the fly was gone and I thought, it's not so  bad
to be a fly. Mr. Knox was writing on a piece of paper.
      "Now, Henry, I'm writing a little note to your parents and I want  you
to deliver it to them. And you will deliver it to them, won't you?"
      He  folded the note into an envelope and handed it to me. The envelope
was sealed and I had no desire to open it.

      I  took the envelope home to my mother and handed it to her and walked
into  the bedroom. My bedroom. The best thing about the bedroom was the bed.
I liked to stay in bed for hours, even during the day with the covers pulled
up  to  my  chin. It was good in there, nothing ever occurred in  there,  no
people, nothing. My mother often found me in bed in the daytime.
      "Henry,  get up! It's not good for a young boy to lay in bed all  day!
Now, get up! Do something!"
     But there was nothing to do.
      I  didn't go to bed that day. My mother was reading the note.  Soon  I
heard  her crying. Then she was wailing. "Oh, my god! You've disgraced  your
father  and  myself! It's a disgrace! Suppose the neighbors find  out?  What
will the neighbors think?"
     They never spoke to their neighbors.
      Then the door opened and my mother came running into the room: "How
could you have done this to your mother?"
     The tears were running down her face. I felt guilty.
     "Wait until your father gets home!'"
      She  slammed the bedroom door and I sat in the chair  and  waited.
Somehow I felt guilty . . .
      I heard my father come in. He always slammed the door, walked heavily,
and talked loudly. He was home. After a few moments the bedroom door opened.
He  was  six  feet two, a large man. Everything vanished, the  chair  I  was
sitting  in, the wallpaper, the walls, all of my thoughts. He was  the  dark
covering  the  sun,  the  violence  of  him  made  everything  else  utterly
disappear. He was all ears, nose, mouth, I couldn't look at his eyes,  there
was only his red angry face.
     "All right, Henry. Into the bathroom."
      I  walked  in and he closed the door behind us. The walls were  white.
There was a bathroom mirror and a small window, the screen black and broken.
There was the bathtub and the toilet and the tiles. He reached and took down
the razor strop which hung from a hook. It was going to be the first of many
such  bearings,  which  would recur more and more  often.  Always,  I  felt,
without real reason.
     "All right, take down your pants."
     I took my pants down.
     "Pull down your shorts."
     I pulled them down.
      Then  he  laid on the strop. The first blow inflicted more shock  than
pain. The second hurt more. Each blow which followed increased the pain.  At
first I was aware of the walls, the toilet, the tub. Finally I couldn't  see
anything. As he beat me, he berated me, but I couldn't understand the words.
I  thought  about his roses, how he grew roses in the yard. I thought  about
his  automobile in the garage. I tried not to scream. I knew that if  I  did
scream  he  might stop, but knowing this, and knowing his desire for  me  to
scream, prevented me. The tears ran from my eyes as I remained silent. After
a  while  it all became just a whirlpool, a jumble, and there was  only  the
deadly  possibility of being there forever. Finally, like  something  jerked
into  action, I began to sob, swallowing and choking on the salt slime  that
ran down my throat. He stopped.
      He  was no longer there. I became aware of the little window again and
the  mirror. There was the razor strop hanging from the hook, long and brown
and  twisted.  I couldn't bend over to pull up my pants or my shorts  and  I
walked  to  the  door, awkwardly, my clothes around my feet.  I  opened  the
bathroom door and there was my mother standing in the hall.
     "It wasn't right," I told her. "Why didn't you help me?"
     "The father," she said, "is always right."
      Then my mother walked away. I went to my bedroom, dragging my clothing
around  my  feet  and  sat on the edge of the bed.  The  mattress  hurt  me.
Outside, through the rear screen I could see my father's roses growing. They
were red and white and yellow, large and full. The sun was very low but  not
yet set and the last of it slanted through the rear window. I felt that even
the  sun  belonged to my father, that I had no right to it  because  it  was
shining  upon  my  father's  house. I was like  his  roses,  something  that
belonged to him and not to me . . .

      By the time they called me to dinner I was able to pull up my clothing
and  walk to the breakfast nook where we ate all our meals except on Sunday.
There  were two pillows on my chair. I sat on them but my legs and ass still
burned. My father was talking about his job, as always.
      "I  told Sullivan to combine three routes into two and let one man  go
from each shift. Nobody is really pulling their weight around there . . ."
     "They ought to listen to you, Daddy," said my mother.
     "Please," I said, "please excuse me but I don't feel like eating . . .
      "You'll  eat  your FOOD!" said my father. "Your mother  prepared  this
     "Yes," said my mother, "carrots and peas and roast beef."
     "And the mashed potatoes and gravy," said my father.
     "I'm not hungry."
     "You will eat every carrot, and pee on your plate!" said my father.
     He was trying to be funny. That was one of his favorite remarks.
      "DADDY!" said my mother in shocked disbelief. I began eating.  It  was
terrible.  I  felt as if I were eating them, what they  believed  in,
what  they were. I didn't chew any of it, I just swallowed it to get rid  of
it.  Meanwhile my father was talking about how good it all tasted, how lucky
we  were  to  be eating good food when most of the people in the world,  and
many even in America, were starving and poor.
     "What's for dessert. Mama?" my father asked. His face was horrible, the
lips  pushed  out, greasy and wet with pleasure. He acted as if nothing  had
happened,  as  if  he  hadn't beaten me. When I was back  in  my  bedroom  I
thought, these people are not my parents, they must have adopted me and  now
they are unhappy with what I have become.

     Lila Jane was a girl my age who lived next door. I still wasn't allowed
to  play  with the children in the neighborhood, but sitting in the  bedroom
often  got dull. I would go out and walk around in the backyard, looking  at
things,  bugs  mostly. Or I would sit on the grass and imagine  things.  One
thing  I  imagined was that I was a great baseball player, so great  that  I
could get a hit every time at bat, or a home run anytime I wanted to. But  I
would  deliberately make outs just to trick the other team. I  got  my  hits
when  I felt like it. One season, going into July, I was hitting only .  139
with  one home run. HENRY CHINASKI IS FINISHED, the newspapers said. Then  I
began to hit. And how I hit! At one time I allowed myself 16 home runs in  a
row.  Another time I batted in 24 runs in one game. By the end of the season
I was hitting .523.
      Lila Jane was one of the pretty girls I'd seen at school. She was  one
of the nicest, and she was living right next door. One day when I was in the
yard she came up to the fence and stood there looking at me.
     "You don't play with the other boys, do you?"
     I looked at her. She had long red-brown hair and dark brown eyes.
     "No," I said, "no, I don't."
     "Why not?"
     "I see them enough at school."
     "I'm Lila Jane," she said.
     "I'm Henry."

      She kept looking at me and I sat there on the grass and looked at her.
Then she said, "Do you want to see my panties?"
     "Sure," I said.
      She  lifted  her dress. The panties were pink and clean.  They  looked
good.  She kept holding her dress up and then turned around so that I  could
see  her  behind.  Her behind looked nice. Then she pulled her  dress  down.
"Goodbye," she said and walked off.
     "Goodbye," I said.

     It happened each afternoon. "Do you want to see my panties?"
      The  panties were nearly always a different color and each  time  they
looked better.
     One afternoon after Lila Jane showed me her panties I said,
     "Let's go for a walk."
     "All right," she said.
      I  met  her in front and we walked down the street together.  She  was
really  pretty. We walked along without saying anything until we came  to  a
vacant lot. The weeds were tall and green.
     "Let's go into the vacant lot," I said.
     "All right," said Lila Jane. We walked out into the tall weeds.
     "Show me your panties again."
     She lifted her dress. Blue panties.
     "Let's stretch out here," I said.
      We got down in the weeds and I grabbed her by the hair and kissed her.
Then  I pulled up her dress and looked at her panties. I put my hand on  her
behind  and kissed her again. I kept kissing her and grabbing at her behind.
I  did this for quite a long time. Then I said, "Let's do it." I wasn't sure
what there was to do but I felt there was more.
     "No, I can't," she said.
     "Why not?"
     "Those men will see."
     "What men?"
      "There!" she pointed. I looked between the weeds. Maybe half  a  block
away some men were working repairing the street.
     "They can't see us!"
     "Yes, they can!"
     I got up. "God damn it!" I said and I walked out of the lot and
     went back home.

      I  didn't see Lila Jane again for a while in the afternoons. It didn't
matter.  It  was football season and I was -- in my imagination --  a  great
quarterback. I could throw the ball 90 yards and kick it 80. But  we  seldom
had to kick, not when I carried the ball. I was best running into grown men.
I  crushed  them. It took five or six men to tackle me. Sometimes,  like  in
baseball,  I  felt sorry for everybody and I allowed myself  to  be  tackled
after  only  gaining 8 or 10 yards. Then I usually got injured,  badly,  and
they had to carry me off the field. My team would fall behind, say 40 to 17,
and  with  3  or 4 minutes left to play I'd return, angry that  I  had  been
injured. Every time I got the ball I ran all the way to a touchdown. How the
crowd  screamed! And on defense I made every tackle, intercepted every pass.
I  was  everywhere. Chinaski, the Fury! With the gun ready to go off I  took
the  kickoff deep in my own end zone. I ran forward, sideways, backwards.  I
broke  tackle after tackle, I leaped over fallen tacklers. I wasn't  getting
any blocking. My team was a bunch of sissies. Finally, with five men hanging
on  to  me  I  refused to fall and dragged them over the goal line  for  the
winning touchdown.

      I  looked  up one afternoon as a big guy entered our yard through  the
back gate. He walked in and just stood there looking at me. He was a year or
so older than I was and he wasn't from my grammar school. "I'm from Marmount
Grammar School," he said.
      "You  better get out of here," I told him. "My father will  be  coming
home soon,"
     "Is that right?" he asked. I stood up. "What are you doing here?"
     "I hear you guys from Delsey Grammar think you're tough."
     "We win all the inter-school games."
     "That's because you cheat. We don't like cheaters at Marmount."

     He had on an old blue shirt, half unbuttoned in front. He had a leather
thong on his left wrist.
     "You think you're tough?" he asked me.
     "What do you have in your garage? I think I'll take something from your
     "Stay out of there."
      The garage doors were open and he walked past me. There wasn't much in
there. He found an old deflated beach ball and picked it up.
     "I think I'll take this."
     "Put it down."
      "Down your throat!" he said and then he threw it at my head. I ducked.
He came out of the garage toward me. I backed up.
      He  followed me into the yard. "Cheaters never prosper!" he  said.  He
swung  at  me. I ducked. I could feel the wind from his swing. I  closed  my
eyes, rushed him and started punching. I was hitting something, sometimes. I
could feel myself getting hit but it didn't hurt. Mostly I was scared. There-
was nothing to do but to keep punching. Then I heard a voice: "Stop it!"  It
was Lila Jane. She was in my backyard. We both stopped fighting. She took an
old  tin can and threw it. It hit the boy from Marmount in the middle of the
forehead  and bounced off. He stood there a moment and then ran off,  crying
and  howling. He ran out the rear gate and down the alley and  was  gone.  A
little  tin  can. I was surprised, a big guy like him crying like  that.  At
Delsey  we  had a code. We never made a sound. Even the sissies  took  their
beatings silently. Those guys from Marmount weren't much.
     "You didn't have to help me," I told Lila Jane.
     "He was hitting you!"
     "He wasn't hurting me."
      Lila  Jane ran off through the yard, out the rear gate, then into  her
yard and into her house. Lila Jane still likes me, I thought.

      During the second and third grades I still didn't get a chance to play
baseball but I knew that somehow I was developing into a player. If  I  ever
got  a bat in my hands again I knew I would hit it over the school building.
One day I was standing around and a teacher came up to me.
     "What are you doing?"
      "This  is  Physical  Education. You should be participating.  Are  you
     "Is there anything wrong with you?"
     "I don't know."
     "Come with me."
      He walked me over to a group. They were playing kickball. Kickball was
like  baseball except they used a soccer ball. The pitcher rolled it to  the
plate and you kicked it. If it went on a fly and was caught you were out. If
it  rolled on through the infield or you kicked it high between the fielders
you took as many bases as you could.
     "What's your name?" the teacher asked me.
      He  walked  up to the group. "Now," he said, "Henry is going  to  play
      They  were from my grade. They all knew me. Shortstop was the toughest
position.  I went out there. I knew they were going to gang up  on  me.  The
pitcher rolled the ball real slow and the first guy kicked it right  at  me.
It  came  hard, chest high, but it was no problem. The ball was  big  and  I
stuck out my hands and caught it. I threw the ball to the pitcher. The  next
guy  did  the  same thing. It came a little higher this time. And  a  little
faster. No problem. Then Stanley Greenberg walked up to the plate. That  was
it. I was out of luck. The pitcher rolled the ball and Stanley kicked it. It
came  at  me like a cannonball, head high. I wanted to duck but didn't.  The
ball  smashed into my hands and I held it. I took the ball and rolled it  to
the  pitcher's mound. Three outs. I trotted to the sideline. As I did,  some
guy passed me and said, "Chinaski, the great shitstop!"
     It was the boy with the vaseline in his hair and the long black nostril
hairs.  I  spun around. "Hey!" I said. He stopped. I looked at  him.  "Don't
ever say anything to me again." I saw the fear in his eyes. He walked out to
his position and I went and leaned against the fence while our team came  to
the plate. Nobody stood near me but I didn't care. I was gaining ground.

      It  was  difficult to understand. We were the children in the  poorest
school,  we  had the poorest, least educated parents, most of  us  lived  on
terrible  food, and yet boy for boy we were much bigger than the  boys  from
other  grammar  schools  around the city. Our school  was  famous.  We  were
      Our  6th  grade team beat the other 6th grade teams in the  city  very
badly.  Especially in baseball. Scores like 14 to I, 24 to 3, 19  to  2.  We
just could hit the ball.
      One  day  the  City  Champion Junior High School team,  Miranda  Bell,
challenged us. Somehow money was raised and each of our players was given  a
new  blue cap with a white "D" in front. Our team looked good in those caps.
When  the  Miranda Bell guys showed up, the 7th grade champs, our 6th  grade
guys just looked at them and laughed. We were bigger, we looked tougher,  we
walked differently, we knew something that they didn't know. We younger guys
laughed too. We knew we had them where we wanted them.
     The Miranda guys looked too polite. They were very quiet. Their pitcher
was their biggest player. He struck out our first three batters, some of our
best  hitters. But we had Lowball Johnson. Lowball did the same to them.  It
went on like that, both sides striking out, or hitting little grounders  and
an occasional single, but nothing else. Then we were at bat in the bottom of
the  7th. Beefcake Cappalletti nailed one. God, you could hear the shot! The
ball looked like it was going to hit the school building and break a window.
Never had I seen a ball take off like that! It hit the flagpole near the top
and  bounced back in. Easy home run. Cappalletti rounded the bases  and  our
guys looked good in their new blue caps with the white "13."
      The  Miranda guys just quit after that. They didn't know how  to  come
back.  They came from a wealthy district, they didn't know what it meant  to
fight  back. Our next guy doubled. How we screamed! It was over.  There  was
nothing  they  could do. The next batter tripled. They changed pitchers.  He
walked the next guy. The next batter singled. Before the inning was over  we
had scored nine runs.
     Miranda never got a chance to bat in the 8th. Our 5th graders went over
and  challenged  them  to fight. Even one of the 4th graders  ran  over  and
picked  a fight with one of them. The Miranda guys took their equipment  and
left.  We  ran them off, up the street. There was nothing left to  do  so  a
couple of our guys got into a fight. It was a good one. They both had bloody
noses  but  were swinging good when one of the teachers who  had  stayed  to
watch  the  game  broke it up. He didn't know how close he came  to  getting
jumped himself.

     One night my father took me on his milk route. There were no longer any
horsedrawn wagons. The milk trucks now had engines. After loading up at  the
milk  company we drove off on his route. I liked being out in the very early
morning. The moon was up and I could see the stars. It was cold but  it  was
exciting. I wondered why my father had asked me to come along since  he  had
taken to beating me with the razor strop once or twice a week and we weren't
getting along.
      At  each  stop he would jump out and deliver a bottle or two of  milk.
Sometimes it was cottage cheese or buttermilk or butter and now and  then  a
bottle  of orange juice. Most of the people left notes in the empty  bottles
explaining what they wanted.
     My father drove along, stopping and starting, making deliveries.
     "O.K., kid, which direction are we driving in now?"
     "You're right. We're going north."
     We went up and down streets, stopping and starting.
     "O.K., which way are we going now?"
     "No, we're going south."
     We drove along in silence some more.
      "Suppose  I  pushed  you out of the truck now  and  left  you  on  the
sidewalk, what would you do?"
     "I don't know."
     "I mean, how would you live?"
     "Well, I guess I'd go back and drink the milk and orange juice you just
left on the porch steps."
     "Then what would you do?"
     "I'd find a policeman and tell him what you did."
     "You would, hub? And what would you tell him?"
      "I'd  tell  him that you told me that 'west' was 'south'  because  you
wanted me to get lost."
     It began to get light. Soon all the deliveries were made and we stopped
at a cafe to have breakfast. The waitress walked over.
     "Hello, Henry," she said to my father. "Hello, Betty." "Who's the kid?"
asked Betty. "That's little Henry." "He looks just like you."
     "He doesn't have my brains, though." "I hope not."
     We ordered. We had bacon and eggs. As we ate my father said,
     "Now comes the hard part."
     "What is that?"
      "I have to collect the money people owe me. Some of them don't want to
     "They ought to pay."
     "That's what I tell them."
      We  finished eating and started driving again. My father got  out  and
knocked on doors. I could hear him complaining loudly,
      He  used  a different line each time. Sometimes he came back with  the
money, sometimes he didn't.
      Then  I saw him enter a court of bungalows. A door opened and a  woman
stood  there dressed in a loose silken kimono. She was smoking a  cigarette.
"Listen,  baby,  I've  got to have the money. You're  into  me  deeper  than
     She laughed at him.
     "Look, baby, just give me half, give me a payment, something to show."
     She blew a smoke ring, reached out and broke it with her finger.
      "Listen,  you've got to pay me," my father said. "This is a  desperate
      "Come  on in. We'll talk about it," said the woman. My father went  in
and the door closed. He was in there for a long time. The sun was really up.
When my father came out his hair was hanging down around his face and he was
pushing his shirt tail into his pants. He climbed into the truck.
     "Did that woman give you the money?" I asked.
      "That  was the last stop," said my father. "I can't take it any  more.
We'll return the truck and go home . . ."

     I was to see that woman again. One day I came home after school and she
was  sitting on a chair in the front room of our house. My mother and father
were  sitting there too and my mother was crying. When my mother saw me  she
stood up and ran toward me, grabbed me. She took me into the bedroom and sat
me  on  the bed. "Henry, do you love your mother?" I really didn't  but  she
looked so sad that I said, "Yes." She took me back into the other room.
     "Your father says he loves this woman," she said to me.
     "I love both of you! Now get that kid out of here!"
     I felt that my father was making my mother very unhappy.
     "I'll kill you," I told my father.
     "Get that kid out of here!"
      "How  can you love that woman?" I asked my father. "Look at her  nose.
She has a nose like an elephant!"
     "Christ!" said the woman, "I don't have to take this!" She looked at my
father: "Choose, Henry! One or the other! Now!"
     "But I can't! I love you both!"
     "I'll kill you!" I told my father.
     He walked over and slapped me on the ear, knocking me to the floor. The
woman  got  up  and ran out of the house and my father went after  her.  The
woman leaped into my father's car, started it and drove off down the street.
It  happened very quickly. My father ran down the street after her  and  the
car.  "EDNA!  EDNA, COME BACK!" My father actually caught up with  the  car,
reached  into the front seat and grabbed Edna's purse. Then the car  speeded
up and my father was left with the purse.
      "I  knew something was going on," my mother told me. "So I hid in  the
car  trunk  and I caught them together. Your father drove me back here  with
that horrible woman. Now she's got his car."
     My father walked back with Edna's purse. "Everybody into the house!" We
went inside and my father locked me in the bedroom
     and my mother and father began arguing. It was loud and very ugly. Then
my  father began beating my mother. She screamed and he kept beating her.  I
climbed  out a window and tried to get in the front door. It was  locked.  I
tried  the  rear door, the windows. Everything was locked. I  stood  in  the
backyard and listened to the screaming and the beating.
      Then the beating and the screaming stopped and all I could hear was my
mother sobbing. She sobbed a long time. It gradually grew less and less  and
then she stopped.

     I was in the 4th grade when I found out about it. I was probably one of
the last to know, because I still didn't talk to anybody. A boy walked up to
me while I was standing around at recess.
     "Don't you know how it happens?" he asked.
     "What's that?"
      "Your mother has a hole . . ." -- he took the thumb and forefinger  of
his right hand and made a circle -- "and your father has a dong . . ." -- he
took  his left forefinger and ran it back and forth through the hole.  "Then
your  father's dong shoots juice and sometimes your mother has  a  baby  and
sometimes she doesn't."
     "God makes babies," I said.
      "Like  shit,"  the  kid said and walked off. It was  hard  for  me  to
believe. When recess was over I sat in class and thought about it. My mother
had  a  hole and my father had a dong that shot juice. How could  they  have
things like that and walk around as if everything was normal, and talk about
things, and then do it and not tell anybody? I really felt like puking  when
I thought that I had started off as my father's juice.

      That  night  after  the  lights were out I stayed  awake  in  bed  and
listened.  Sure enough, I began to hear sounds. Their bed began creaking.  I
could hear the springs. I got out of bed and tiptoed down to their door  and
listened. The bed kept making sounds.
      Then  it stopped. I hurried back down the hall and into my bedroom.  I
heard my mother go into the bathroom. I heard the toilet flush and then  she
walked out.
      What  a terrible thing! No wonder they did it in secret! And to think,
everybody  did  it! The teachers, the principal, everybody!  It  was  pretty
stupid.  Then I thought about doing it with Lila Jane and it didn't seem  so

      The  next  day  in class I thought about it all day. I looked  at  the
little girls and imagined myself doing it with them. I would do it with  all
of  them  and  make  babies. I'd fill the world with  guys  like  me,  great
baseball  players, home run hitters. That day just before  class  ended  the
teacher, Mrs. Westphal, said: "Henry, will you stay after class?"
     The bell rang and the other children left. I sat at my desk and waited.
Mrs.  Westphal was correcting papers. I thought, maybe she wants  to  do  it
with  me.  I  imagined pulling her dress up and looking at  her  hole.  "All
right, Mrs. Westphal, I'm ready."
      She looked up from her papers. "All right, Henry, first erase all  the
blackboards. Then take the erasers outside and dust them."
      I did as I was told, then sat back down at my desk. Mrs. Westphal just
sat  there correcting papers. She had on a tight blue dress, she wore  large
golden  earrings,  had a tiny nose and wore rimless glasses.  I  waited  and
waited. Then I said, "Mrs. Westphal, why did you keep me after school?"
     She looked up and stared at me. Her eyes were green and deep.
     "I kept you after school because sometimes you're bad."
     "Oh, yeah?" I smiled.
      Mrs. Westphal looked at me. She took her glasses off and kept staring.
Her legs were behind the desk. I couldn't look up her dress.
     "You were very inattentive today, Henry."
     "'Yes' is the word. You're addressing a lady!"
     "Oh, I know . . ."
     "Don't get sassy with me!"
     "Whatever you say."
     Mrs. Westphal stood up and came out from behind her desk.

      She  walked down the aisle and sat on the top of the desk across  from
me.  She had nice long legs in silk stockings. She smiled at me, reached out
a hand and touched one of my wrists.
     "Your parents don't give you much love, do they?"
     "I don't need that stuff," I told her.
     "Henry, everybody needs love."
     "I don't need anything."
     "You poor boy."
     She stood up, came to my desk and slowly took my head in her hands. She
bent  over and pressed it against her breasts. I reached around and  grabbed
her legs.
     "Henry, you must stop fighting everybody! We want to help you."
      I  grabbed  Mrs. Westphal's legs harder. "All right," I  said,  "let's
     Mrs. Westphal pushed me away and stood back.
     "What did you say?"
      "I said, let's fuck!"
      She  looked  at me a long time. Then she said, "Henry, I  am  never
going  to tell anybody what you said, not the principal or your  parents
or  anybody. But I never, never want you to say that to me again,  do
you understand?"
     "I understand."
     "All right. You can go home now."
      I  got  up and walked toward the door. When I opened it, Mrs. Westphal
said, "Good afternoon, Henry."
     "Good afternoon, Mrs. Westphal."

      I walked down the street wondering about it. I felt she wanted to fuck
but  was afraid because I was too young for her and that my parents  or  the
principal  might find out. It had been exciting being in the room  with  her
alone.  This  thing about.fucking was nice. It gave people extra  things  to
think about.
      There was one large boulevard to' cross on the way home. I entered the
crosswalk. Suddenly there was a car coming right at me. It didn't slow down.
It  was  weaving wildly. I tried to run out of its path but it  appeared  to
follow me. I saw headlights, wheels, a bumper. The car hit me and then there
was blackness . , .

      Later  in  the hospital they were dabbing at my knees with  pieces  of
cotton that had been soaked in something. It burned. My elbows burned too.
      The doctor was bending over me with a nurse. I was in bed and the  sun
came  through the window. It seemed very pleasant. The doctor smiled at  me.
The nurse straightened up and smiled at me. It was nice there.
     "Do you have a name?" the doctor asked.
     "Henry what?"
     "Polish, eh?"
     "How come nobody wants to be Polish?"
     "I was born in Germany."
     "Where do you live?" asked the nurse.
     "With my parents."
     "Really?" asked the doctor. "And where is that?"
     "What happened to my elbows and knees?"
      "A car ran you over. Luckily, the wheels missed you. Witnesses said he
appeared  to  be drunk. Hit and run. But they got his license.  They'll  get
     "You have a pretty nurse . . ." I said.
     "Well, thank you," she said.
     "Do you want a date with her?" asked the doctor.
     "What's that?"

     "Do you want to go out with her?" the doctor asked.
     "I don't know if I could do it with her. I'm too young."
     "Do what?"
     "You know."
      "Well,"  the nurse smiled, "come see me after your knees heal  up  and
we'll see what we can do."
      "Pardon  me,"  said  the doctor, "but I have to see  another  accident
case." He left the room.
     "Now," said the nurse, "what street do you live on?"
     "Virginia Road."
     "Give me the number, sweetie."
     I told her the house number. She asked if there was a telephone.
     I told her that I didn't know the number.
     "That's all right," she said, "we'll get it. And don't worry. You
     were lucky. You just got a bump on the head and skinned up a
     She was nice but I knew that after my knees healed, she
     wouldn't want to see me again.
     "I want to stay here," I told her.
     "What? You mean, you don't want to go home to your parents?"
     "No. Let me stay here."
     "We can't do that, sweetie. We need these beds for people who
     are really sick and injured."
     She smiled and walked out of the room.

     When my father came he walked straight into the room and
     without a word scooped me out of bed. He carried me out of the
     room and down the hallway.
     "You little bastard! Didn't I teach you to look BOTH ways
     before you cross the street?"
     He rushed me down the hall. We passed the nurse.
     "Goodbye, Henry," she said.
     We got into an elevator with an old man in a wheelchair. A
     nurse was standing behind him. The elevator began to descend.
     "I think I'm going to die," the old man said. "I don't want to die.
     I'm afraid to die . . ."
      "You've lived long enough, you old fart!" muttered my father. The  old
man looked startled. The elevator stopped. The door remained closed. Then  I
noticed  the  elevator operator. He sat on a small stool.  He  was  a  dwarf
dressed in a bright red uniform with a red cap.
      The  dwarf  looked at my father. "Sir," he said, "you are a  repugnant
      "Shortcake," replied my father, "open the fucking door  or  it's  your
      The door opened. We went out the entrance. My father carried me across
the  hospital  lawn. I still had on a hospital gown. My  father  carried  my
clothes  in  a  bag in one hand. The wind blew back my gown  and  I  saw  my
skinned  knees which were not bandaged and were painted with  iodine.
My father was almost running across the lawn.
     "When they catch that son-of-a-bitch," he said, "I'll sue him! I'll sue
him  for his last penny! He'll support me the rest of his life! I'm sick  of
that god-damned milk truck! Golden State Creamery.' Golden State,  my
hairy  ass!  We'll  move  to  the South Seas. We'll  live  on  coconuts  and
      My father reached the car and put me in the front seat. Then he got in
on his side. He started the car.
      "I  hate drunks! My father was a drunk. My brothers are drunks. Drunks
are weak. Drunks are cowards. And hit-and-run drunks should be
jailed for the rest of their lives!"
     As we drove toward home he continued to talk to me.
      "Do  you know that in the South Seas the natives live in grass shacks?
They  get up in the morning and the food falls from the trees to the ground.
They  just  pick it up and eat it, coconuts and pineapple. And  the  natives
think  that  white men are gods! They catch fish and roast boar,  and  their
girls  dance and wear grass skirts and rub their men behind the ears. Golden
State Creamery, my hairy ass."

     But my father's dream was not to be. They caught the man who hit me and
put him in jail. He had a wife and three children and didn't have a job.  He
was  a  penniless drunkard. The man sat in jail for some time but my  father
didn't  press  charges. As he said, "You can't get blood out  of  a  fucking

      My  father always ran the neighborhood kids away from our house. I was
told  not  to  play with them but I walked down the street and watched  them
     "Hey, Heinie!" they yelled, "Why don't you go back to Germany?"
      Somehow  they had found out about my birthplace. The worst  thing  was
that they were all about my age and they not only hung together because they
lived  in  the same neighborhood but because they went to the same  Catholic
school.  They  were tough kids, they played tackle football  for  hours  and
almost every day a couple of them got into a fist fight. The four main  guys
were Chuck, Eddie, Gene and Frank.
     "Hey, Heinie, go back to Krautland!"
     There was no getting in with them . . .

     Then a red-headed kid moved in next door to Chuck. He went to some kind
of special school. I was sitting on the curb one day when he came out of his
house. He sat on the curb next to me. "Hi, my name's Red."
     "1m Henry."
     We sat there and watched the guys play football. I looked at Red.
     "How come you got a glove on your left hand?" I asked.
     "I've only got one arm," he said.
     "That hand looks real."
     "It's fake. It's a fake arm. Touch it."
     "Touch it. It's fake."
     I felt it. It was hard, rock hard.
     "How'd that happen?"
      "I was born that way. The arm's fake all the way up to the elbow. I've
got  to  strap  it  on.  I've got little fingers at the  end  of  my  elbow,
fingernails and all, but the fingers aren't any good."
     "You got any friends?" I asked.
     "Me neither."
     "Those guys won't play with you?"
     "I got a football."
     "Can you catch it?"
     "Straight shit," said Red.
     "Go get it."
     "O.K.. .."
      Red went back to his father's garage and came out with a football.  He
tossed it to me. Then he backed across his front lawn.
     "Go on, throw it . . ."
      I  let it go. His good arm came around and his bad arm came around and
he  caught  it.  The  arm made a slight squeaking sound  as  he  caught  the
     "Nice catch," I said. "Now wing me one!"
      He  cocked his arm and let it fly; it came like a bullet and I managed
to hold onto it as it dug into my stomach.
     "You're standing too close," I told him. "Step back some more."
      At  last, I thought, some practice catching and throwing. It felt real
      Then I was the quarterback. I rolled back, straight-armed an invisible
tackier,  and  let go a spiral fly. It fell short. Red ran forward,  leaped,
caught the ball, rolled over three or four times and still held onto it.
     "You're good, Red. How'd you get so good?"
     "My father taught me. We practice a lot."
      Then Red walked back and let one sail. It looked to be over my head as
I  ran  back for it. There was a hedge between Red's house and Chuck's house
and  I  fell into the hedge going for the ball. The ball hit the top of  the
hedge and bounced over. I went around to Chuck's yard to get the ball. Chuck
passed the ball to me. "So you got yourself a freak friend, hey, Heinie?"

      It  was  a  couple of days later and Red and I were on his front  lawn
passing and kicking the football. Chuck and his friends weren't around.  Red
and  I  were getting better and better. Practice, that's all it took. All  a
guy  needed was a chance. Somebody was always controlling who got  a  chance
and who didn't.
      I  caught one over the shoulder, whirled and winged it back to Red who
leaped high and came down with it. Maybe some day we'd play for U.S.C.  Then
I  saw five boys walking down the sidewalk toward us. They weren't guys from
my grammar school. They were our age and looked like trouble. Red and I kept
throwing  the ball and they stood watching us. Then one of the guys  stepped
onto the lawn. The biggest.
     "Throw me the ball," he said to Red.
     "I wanna see if I can catch it."
     "I don't care if you can catch it or not."
     "Throw me the ball!"
     "He's got one arm," I said. "Leave him alone."
     "Stay out of this, monkey-face!" Then he looked at Red.
     "Throw me the ball."
     "Go to hell!" said Red.
      "Get  the ball!" the big guy said to the others. They ran at  us.  Red
turned and threw the ball on the roof of his house. The roof was slanted and
the  ball  rolled back down but managed to stick behind a drain  pipe.  Then
they  were on us. Five to two, I thought, there's no chance. I caught a fist
on  the  temple, swung and missed. Somebody kicked me in the ass. It  was  a
good one and burned all the way up the spine. Then I heard a cracking sound,
it  was  almost  like a rifle shot and one of them was down  on  the  ground
holding his forehead.
     "Oh shit," he said, "my skull is crushed!"
     I saw Red and he was standing in the center of the lawn. He was holding
the  hand of his fake arm with the hand of his good arm. It was like a club.
Then  he  swung again. There was another loud crack and another of them  was
down  on  the lawn. I began to feel brave and I landed a punch  right  on  a
guy's  mouth.  I saw the lip split and the blood began to dribble  down  his
chin. The other two ran off. Then the big guy who had gone down first got up
and  the  other one got up. They held their heads. The guy with  the  bloody
mouth  stood there. Then they retreated down the street together. When  they
got quite a way down the big guy turned around and said, "We'll be back!"
      Red  began  running  toward them and I ran behind  Red.  They  started
running and Red and I stopped chasing them after they turned the corner.  We
walked  back,  found a ladder in the garage. We got the  football  down  and
began throwing it back and forth . . .

      One  Saturday Red and I decided to go swimming at the public pool down
on  Bimini Street. Red was a strange guy. He didn't talk much but  I  didn't
talk much either and we got along. There was nothing to say anyhow. The only
thing I ever really asked him about was his school but he just said it was a
special school and that it cost his father some money.
      We  arrived  at the pool in the early afternoon, got our lockers,  and
took  our clothes off. We had our swimming trunks on underneath. Then I  saw
Red  unhitch his arm and put it in his locker. It was the first  time  since
the  fight I had seen him without his fake arm. I tried not to look  at  his
arm  which ended at the elbow. We walked to the place where you had to  soak
your  feet  in  a chlorine solution. It stank but it stopped the  spread  of
athlete's  foot  or something. Then we walked to the pool and  got  in.  The
water stank too and after I was in I pissed in it. There were people of  all
ages in the pool, men and women, boys and girls. Red really liked the water.
He leaped up and down in it. Then he ducked under and came up. He spit water
out  of his mouth. I tried to swim. I couldn't help noticing Red's half-arm,
couldn't help looking at it. I always made sure to look at it when I thought
he  was occupied with something else. It ended at the elbow, sort of rounded
off, and I saw the little fingers. I didn't want to stare real hard, but  it
seemed  as  if there were only three or four of them, very tiny,  curled  up
there.  They were very red and each of the tiny fingers had a  little
fingernail. Nothing was going to grow anymore; it had all stopped. I  didn't
want  to think about it. I dove under. I was going to scare Red. I was going
to grab his legs from behind. I came up against something soft. My face went
right into it. It was a fat woman's ass. I felt her grab me by the hair  and
she  pulled  me up out of the water. She had on a blue bathing cap  and  the
strap  was  tight around her chin, digging into her flesh. Her  front  teeth
were capped with silver and her breath smelled of garlic.
     "You dirty little pervert! Trying for free grabs, are you?"
      I  pushed  away  from  her and backed off. As I  moved  backwards  she
followed me through the water, her sagging breasts pushing a tidal  wave  in
front of her.
      "You  dirty little prick. You wanna suck my titties? You got  a  dirty
mind, huh? You wanna eat my shit? How about some of my shit, little prick?"
      I  backed up further into the deeper water. I was now standing  on  my
toes, moving backwards. I swallowed some water. She kept coming, a steamship
of  a  woman. I couldn't retreat any further. She moved right up to me.  Her
eyes  were pale and blank, there wasn't any color in them. I felt  her  body
touching mine.
      'Touch my cunt," she said. "I know you want to touch it, so go  ahead,
touch my cunt. Touch it, touch it!"
     She waited.
      "If  you  don't, I'm going to tell the lifeguard you molested  me  and
you'll be put in jail! Now, touch it!"
      I  couldn't do it. Suddenly she reached under and grabbed my parts and
yanked.  She almost tore my dong off. I fell backwards into the deep  water,
sank, struggled, and came to the top. I was six feet away from her and began
swimming toward shallow water.
     "I'm going to tell the lifeguard you molested me!" she screamed. Then a
man  swam  between us. "That little son-of-a-bitch!" she pointed at  me  and
screamed at the man. "He grabbed my cunt!"
      "Lady," said the man, "the boy probably thought it was  the  grate
over the drain."
     I swam over to Red.
     "Listen," I said, "we've got to get out of here! That fat lady is going
to tell the lifeguard that I touched her cunt!"
     "What'd you do that for?" Red asked.
     "I wanted to see what it felt like."
     "What'd it feel like?"
      We  got  out  of the pool, showered. Red put his arm back  on  and  we
dressed. "Did you really do it?" he asked.
     "A guy's got to get started sometime."
      It  was a month or so later that Red's family moved. One day they were
gone. Just like that. Red never said anything in advance to me. He was gone,
the  football  was  gone, and those tiny red fingers with fingernails,  they
were gone. He was a good guy.

      I didn't know exactly why but Chuck, Eddie, Gene and Frank let me join
them  in some of their games. I think it started when another guy showed  up
and  they  needed  three on a side. I still required more  practice  to  get
really good but I was getting better. Saturday was the best day. That's when
we  had  our big games, other guys joined in, and we played football in  the
street.  We played tackle on the lawns but when we played in the  street  we
played touch. There was more passing then because you couldn't get far  with
a run in touch.
      There was trouble at the house, much fighting between my mother and my
father,  and as a consequence, they kind of forgot about me. I got  to  play
football  each  Saturday. During one game I broke into the open  behind  the
last  pass defender and I saw Chuck wing the ball. It was a long high spiral
and I kept running. I looked back over my shoulder, I saw it coming, it fell
right into my hands and I held it and was in for the touchdown.
      Then  I heard my father's voice yell "HENRY!" He was standing in front
of  his house. I lobbed the ball to one of the guys on my team so they could
kick  off  and  I walked down to where my father stood. He looked  angry.  I
could  almost  feel his anger. He always stood with one foot  a  little  bit
forward,  his face flushed, and I could see his pot belly going up and  down
with his breathing. He was six feet two and like I said, he looked to be all
ears, mouth and nose when angry. I couldn't look at his eyes.
      "All  right," he said, "you're old enough to mow the lawn now.  You're
big  enough to mow it, edge it, water it, and water the flowers.  It's  time
you did something around here. It's time you got off your dead ass!"
      "But  I'm  playing football with the guys. Saturday is the  only  real
chance I have."
     "Are you talking back to me?"
      I  could  see my mother watching from behind a curtain. Every Saturday
they  cleaned  the  whole house. They vacuumed the  rugs  and  polished  the
furniture.  They  took up the rugs and waxed the hardwood  floors  and  then
covered the floors with the rugs again. You couldn't even see where they had
been waxed.
      The  lawn mower and edger were in the driveway. He showed them to  me.
"Now,  you  take this mower and go up and down the lawn and don't  miss  any
places. Dump the grass catcher here whenever it gets full. Now, when  you've
mowed  the  lawn in one direction and finished, take the mower and  mow  the
lawn in the other direction, get it? First, you mow it north and south, then
you mow it east and west. Do you understand?"
     "And don't look so god-damned unhappy or I'll really give you something
to  be unhappy about! After you've finished mowing, then you take the
edger.  You  trim the edges of the lawn with the little mower on the  edger.
Get  under the hedge, get every blade of grass! Then . . . you
take  this circular blade on the edger and you cut along the edge  of
the  lawn. It must be absolutely straight along the edge of the lawn!
     "Now when you're done with that, you take these . . ."
     My father showed me some shears.
     ". . . and you get down on your knees and you go around cutting off any
hairs  that are still sticking up. Then you take  the  hose  and  you
water the hedges and the flower beds. Then you turn on the sprinkler and you
let  it run fifteen minutes on each part of the lawn. You do all this on the
front lawn and in the flower garden, and then you repeat it on the rear lawn
and in the flower garden there. Are there any questions?"
      "All  right, now I want to tell you this. I am going to come  out  and
check everything when you're finished, and when you're done I

      He  turned, walked up the driveway, across his porch, opened the door,
slammed it, and he was gone inside of his house. I took the mower, rolled it
up the drive and began pushing it on its first run, north and south. I could
hear the guys down the street playing football . . .

      I  finished mowing, edging and clipping the front lawn. I watered  the
flower  beds,  set the sprinkler going and began working my way  toward  the
backyard. There was a stretch of lawn in the center of the driveway  leading
to  the  back. I got that too. I didn't know if I was unhappy.  I  felt  too
miserable  to be unhappy. It was like everything in the world had turned  to
lawn  and  I  was  just pushing my way through it all. I  kept  pushing  and
working  but then suddenly I gave up. It would take hours, all day, and  the
game  would be over. The guys would go in to eat dinner, Saturday  would  be
finished, and I'd still be mowing.
      As  I  began  mowing the back lawn I noticed my mother and  my  father
standing on the back porch watching me. They just stood there silently,  not
moving.  Once as I pushed the mower past I heard my mother say to my father,
"Look,  he  doesn't  sweat  like you do when you  mow  the  lawn.  Look  how
calm he looks."
     When I came by again, I heard him:
      I  pushed  it faster. It was hard to do but it felt good. I pushed  it
faster and faster. I was almost running with the mower. The grass flew  back
so hard that much of it flew over the grass catcher. I knew that would anger
     "YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!" he screamed. I saw him run off the back porch and
into the garage. He came out with a two-by-four about a foot long. From  the
corner of my eye I saw him throw it. I saw it coming but made no attempt  to
avoid it. It hit me on the back of my right leg. The pain was terrible.  The
leg  knotted up and I had to force myself to walk. I kept pushing the mower,
trying  not to limp. When I swung around to cut another section of the  lawn
the  two-by-four  was in the way. I picked it up, moved it  aside  and  kept
mowing. The pain was getting worse. Then my father was standing beside me.
     I stopped.
      "I  want  you to go back and mow the lawn over again where you  didn't
catch the grass in the catcher! Do you understand me?"
      My father walked back into the house. I saw him and my mother standing
on the back porch watching me.

     The end of the job was to sweep up all the grass that had fallen on the
sidewalk, and then wash the sidewalk down. I was finally finished except for
sprinkling each section of the lawn in the back yard for fifteen minutes.  I
dragged the hose back to set up the sprinkler when my father stepped out  of
the house.
     "Before you start sprinkling I want to check this lawn for hairs."
      My  father walked to the center of the lawn, got down on his hands and
knees  and placed the side of his head low against the lawn looking for  any
blade  of  grass  that might be sticking up. He kept looking,  twisting  his
neck, peering around. I waited.
     "AH HAH!"
     He leaped up and ran toward the house.
     "MAMA! MAMA!"
     He ran into the house.
     "What is it?"
     "I found a hair!"
     "You did?"
     "Come, I'll show you!"
     He came out of the house quickly with my mother following.
     "Here! Here! I'll show you!"
     He got down on his hands and knees.
     "I can see it! I can see two of them!"
     My mother got down with him. I wondered if they were crazy.
     "See them?" he asked her. "Two hairs. See them?"
     "Yes, Daddy, I see them . . ."
      They both got up. My mother walked into the house. My father looked at

     "Inside. . ."
     I walked to the porch and inside the house. My father followed me.
     "Into the bathroom."
     My father closed the door.
     "Take your pants down."
      I  heard  him get down the razor strop. My right leg still  ached.  It
didn't  help, having felt the strop many times before. The whole  world  was
out  there  indifferent to it all, but that didn't help. Millions of  people
were out there, dogs and cats and gophers, buildings, streets, but it didn't
matter.  There was only father and the razor strop and the bathroom and  me.
He used that strop to sharpen his razor, and early in the mornings I used to
hate  him with his face white with lather, standing before the mirror
shaving himself. Then the first blow of the strop hit me. The sound  of  the
strop was flat and loud, the sound itself was almost as bad as the pain. The
strop  landed  again.  It was as if my father was a machine,  swinging  that
strop. There was the feeling of being in a tomb. The strop landed again  and
I  thought, that is surely the last one. But it wasn't. It landed  again.  I
didn't  hate him. He was just unbelievable, I just wanted to get  away  from
him.  I  couldn't cry. I was too sick to cry, too confused. The strop landed
once again. Then he stopped. I stood and waited. I heard him hanging up  the
     "Next time," he said, "I don't want to find any hairs."
      I heard him walk out of the bathroom. He closed the bathroom door. The
walls  were  beautiful, the bathtub was beautiful, the wash  basin  and  the
shower  curtain were beautiful, and even the toilet was beautiful. My father
was gone.

      Of  all the guys left in the neighborhood, Frank was the nicest. We
got  to be friends, we got to going around together, we didn't need  the
other  guys  much.  They had more or less kicked Frank  out  of  the  group,
anyway,  so he became friends with me. He wasn't like David, who had  walked
home from school with me. Frank had a lot more going for him than David had.
I even joined the Catholic church because Frank went there. My parents liked
me  going to church. The Sunday masses were very boring. And we had to go to
Catechism  classes. We had to study the Catechism book. It was  just  boring
questions and answers.
      One afternoon we were sitting on my front porch and I was reading  the
Catechism out loud to Frank. I read the line, "God has bodily eyes and  sees
all things."
     "Bodily eyes?" Frank asked.
     "You mean like this?" he asked.
     He clenched his hands into fists and placed them over his eyes.
      "He  has milk bottles for eyes," Frank said, pushing his fists against
his  eyes  and  turning toward me. Then he began laughing. I began  laughing
too. We laughed a long time. Then Frank stopped.
     "You think He heard us?"
      "I  guess so. If He can see everything He can probably hear everything
      "I'm  scared," said Frank. "He might kill us. Do you think He'll  kill

     "I don't know."
     "We better sit here and wait. Don't move. Sit still."
     We sat on the steps and waited. We waited a long time.
     "Maybe He isn't going to do it now," I said.
     "He's going to take His time," said Frank. We waited another hour, then
we  walked  down  to Frank's place. He was building a model airplane  and  I
wanted to take a look at it . . .

      The  afternoon came when we decided to go to our first confession.  We
walked  to the church. We knew one of the priests, the main man. We had  met
him  in an ice cream parlor and he had spoken to us. We had even gone to his
house  once.  He lived in a place next to the church with an old  woman.  We
stayed  quite a while and asked all sorts of questions about God. Like,  how
tall  was He? And did He just sit in a chair all day? And did He go  to  the
bathroom  like  everybody else? The priest never did  answer  our  questions
directly but still he seemed like a nice guy, he had a nice smile.
      We walked to the church thinking about confession, thinking about what
it  would be like. As we got near the church a stray dog began walking along
with  us.  He  looked  very  thin and hungry. We  stopped  and  petted  him,
scratched his back.
     "It's too bad dogs can't go to heaven," said Frank.
     "Why can't they?"
     "You gotta be baptized to go to heaven."
     "We ought to baptize him."
     "Think we should?"
     "He deserves a chance to go to heaven."
      I picked him up and we walked into the church. We took him to the bowl
of  holy  water  and I held him there as Frank sprinkled the  water  on  his
     "I hereby baptize you," said Frank.
     We took him outside and put him back on the sidewalk again.
     "He even looks different," I said.
      The  dog lost interest and walked off down the sidewalk. We went  back
into  the church, stopping first at the holy water, dipping our fingers into
it  and  making  the sign of the cross. We both kneeled at a  pew  near  the
confessional booth and waited. A fat woman came out from behind the curtain.
She  had  body odor. I could smell her strong odor as she walked  past.  Her
smell was mixed with the smell of the church, which smelled like piss. Every
Sunday  people  came  to mass and smelled that piss-smell  and  nobody  said
anything. I was going to tell the priest about it but I couldn't.  Maybe  it
was the candles.
     "I'm going in," said Frank.
     Then he got up, walked behind the curtain and was gone. He was in there
a long time. When he came out he was grinning.
     "It was great, just great! You go in there now!"
     I got up, pulled the curtain back and walked in. It was dark. I kneeled
down.  All I could see in front of me was a screen. Frank said God was  back
in there. I kneeled and tried to think of something bad that I had done, but
I  couldn't  think of anything. I just knelt there and tried  and  tried  to
think of something but I couldn't. I didn't know what to do.
     "Go ahead," said a voice. "Say something!"
     The voice sounded angry. I didn't think there would be any voice. I
thought God had plenty of time. I was frightened. I decided to lie.
      "All  right,"  I said. "I . . . kicked my father. I . .  .  cursed  my
mother . . . I stole money from my mother's purse. I spent it on candy bars.
I  let the air out of Chuck's football. I looked up a little girl's dress. I
kicked  my mother. I ate some of my snot. That's about all. Except  today  I
baptized a dog."
     "You baptized a dog?"
     I was finished. A Mortal Sin. No use going on. I got up to leave. I
didn't  know if the voice recommended my saying some Hail Marys  or  if  the
voice  didn't say anything at all. I pulled the curtain back and  there  was
Frank waiting. We walked out of the church and were back on the street.
     "I feel cleansed," said Frank, "don't you?"
     I never went to confession again. It was worse than ten o'clock mass.

      Frank  liked airplanes. He lent me all his pulp magazines about  World
War 1. The best was Flying Aces. The dog-fights were great, the Spads
and the Fokkers mixing it. I read all the stories. I didn't like the way the
Germans always lost but outside of that it was great.
     I liked going over to Frank's place to borrow and return the magazines.
His  mother wore high heels and had great legs. She sat in a chair with  her
legs  crossed and her skirt pulled high. And Frank's father sat  in  another
chair.  His  mother and father were always drinking. His father had  been  a
flyer in World War I and had crashed. He had a wire running down inside  one
of  his arms instead of a bone. He got a pension. But he was all right. When
we came in he always talked to us.
     "How are you doing, boys? How's it going?"
      Then  we  found out about the air show. It was going to be a big  one.
Frank  got  hold  of  a map and we decided to get there by  hitch-hiking.  I
thought we'd probably never make it to the air show but Frank said we would.
His father gave us the money.
      We  went  down to the boulevard with our map and we got a  ride  right
away. It was an old guy and his lips were very wet, he kept licking his lips
with  his  tongue and he had on an old checkered shirt which he had buttoned
to  the  throat. He wasn't wearing a necktie. He had strange eyebrows  which
curled down into his eyes.
      "My  name's  Daniel," he said. Frank said, "This  is  Henry.  And  I'm
     Daniel drove along. Then he took out a Lucky Strike and lit it.
     "You boys live at home?"
     "Yes," said Frank.
     "Yes," I said.
      Daniel's cigarette was already wet from his mouth. He stopped the  car
at a signal.
      "I  was at the beach yesterday and they caught a couple of guys  under
the  pier. The cops caught them and threw them in jail. One guy was  sucking
the other guy off. Now what business is that of the cops? It made me mad."
     The signal changed and Daniel pulled away.
      "Don't  you guys think that was stupid? The cops stopping  those  guys
from sucking-off?"
     We didn't answer.
      "Well," said Daniel, "don't you think a couple of guys have a right to
a good blow job?"
     "I guess so," said Frank.
     "Yeah," I said.
     "Where are you boys going?" asked Daniel,
     "The air show," said Frank.
      "Ah, the air show! I like air shows! I'll tell you what, you boys  let
me go with you and I'll drive you all the way there."
     We didn't answer.
     "Well, how about it?"
     "All right," said Frank.
      Frank's father had given us admission and transportation money, but we
had decided to save the transportation money by hitch-hiking.
     "Maybe you boys would rather go swimming," said Daniel.
     "No," said Frank, "we want to see the air show."
      "Swimming's more fun. We can race each other. I know a place where  we
can be alone. I'd never go under the pier."
     "We want to go to the air show," said Frank.
     "All right," said Daniel, "we'll go to the air show."

     When we got to the air show parking lot we got out of the car and while
Daniel was locking it Frank said, "RUN!"

     We ran toward the admission gate and Daniel saw us running away.
     We kept running.
     "Christ," said Frank, "that son-of-a-bitch is crazy!"
     We were almost at the admission gate.
      We  paid and ran inside. The show hadn't started yet but a large crowd
was already there.
     "Let's hide under the grandstand so he can't find us," said Frank.
      The grandstand was built of temporary planks for the people to sit on.
We  went  underneath.  We  saw two guys standing under  the  center  of  the
grandstand and looking up. They were about 13 or 14 years old, about two  or
three years older than we were.
     "What are they looking at?" I asked.
     "Let's go see," said Frank.
     We walked over. One of the guys saw us coming.
     "Hey, you punks, get out of here!"
     "What are you guys looking at?" Frank asked.
     "I told you punks to get out of here!"
     "Ah, hell, Marty, let 'em have a look!"
     We walked over to where they were standing. We looked up.
     "What is it?" I asked.
     "Hell, can't you see it?" one of the big guys asked.
     "See what?"
     "It's a cunt."
     "A cunt? Where?"
     "Look, right there! See it?"
     He pointed.
      There was a woman sitting with her skirt bunched back underneath  her.
She  didn't have any panties on, and looking up between the planks you could
see her cunt.
     "See it?"
     "Yeah, I see it. It's a cunt," said Frank.
     "All right, now you guys get out of here and keep your mouths shut."
      "But we want to look at it a little longer," said Frank. "Just let  us
look a little longer."
     "All right, but not too long."
     We stood there looking up at it.
     "I can see it," I said.
     "It's a cunt," said Frank.
     "It's really a cunt," I said.
     "Yeah," said one of the big guys, "that's what it is."
     "I'll always remember this," I said.
     "All right, you guys, it's time to go."
     "What for?" asked Frank. "Why can't we keep looking?"
     "Because," said one of the big guys, "I'm going to do something.
     Now get out of here!"
     We walked off.
     "I wonder what he's going to do?" I asked.
     "I don't know," said Frank, "maybe he's going to throw a rock at

      We got out from under the grandstand and looked around for Daniel.  We
didn't see him anywhere.
     "Maybe he left," I said.
      "A  guy  like that doesn't like airplanes," said Frank. We climbed  up
into the grandstand and waited for the show to begin. I looked around at all
the women.
     "I wonder which one she was?" I asked.
      "I  guess you can't tell from the top," said Frank. Then the air  show
began. There was a guy in a Fokker doing stunts. He was good, he looped  and
circled, stalled, pulled out of it, skimmed the ground, and did an Immelman.
His  best trick consisted of a hook on each wing. Two red handkerchiefs were
fastened  to  poles about six feet above the ground. The Fokker  flew  down,
dipped  a wing, and picked a handkerchief off the pole with the hook on  its
wing.  Then  it  came  around, dipped the other  wing,  and  got  the  other
      Then there were some sky-writing acts which were dull and some balloon
races  which  were silly, and then they had something good -- a race  around
four  pylons,  close to the ground. The airplanes had to circle  the  pylons
twelve  times and the one that finished first got the prize. The  pilot  was
automatically disqualified if he circled above the pylons. The racing planes
sat  on  the ground warming up. They were all built differently. One  had  a
long  slim body with hardly any wings. Another was fat and round, it  looked
like  a  football.  Another  was almost all wings  and  no  body.  Each  was
different  and each was grandly painted. The prize for the winner was  $100.
They  sat  there  warming  up, and you knew you were  really  going  to  see
something exciting. The motors roared like they wanted to tear away from the
airplanes  and  then the starter dropped the flag and they were  off.  There
were  six planes and there was hardly room for them as they went around  the
pylons.  Some of the flyers took them low, others high, some in the  middle.
Some went faster and lost ground rounding the pylons; others went slower and
made  sharper turns. It was wonderful and it was terrible. Then one of  them
lost  a wing. The plane bounced along the ground, the engine shooting  flame
and  smoke. It flipped over on its back and the ambulance and the fire truck
came  running up. The other planes kept going. Then the engine just exploded
in  another  plane, came loose, and the remainder of the plane dropped  down
like  something  lost. It hit the ground and everything came  apart.  But  a
strange  thing  happened. The pilot just slid back the cockpit  cowling  and
climbed  out  and waited for the ambulance. He waved to the crowd  and  they
applauded like mad. It was miraculous.
      Suddenly  the worst happened. Two planes tangled wings while  circling
the  pylons.  They both spun down and crashed and both caught on  fire.  The
ambulance  and fire engine ran up again. We saw them pull the two  guys  out
and  put  them  on stretchers. It was sad, those two brave good  guys,  both
probably crippled for life or dead.
      That  left only two planes, number 5 and number 2, going for the grand
prize.  Number  5 was the slim plane almost without wings and  it  was  much
faster  than number 2. Number 2 was the football, he didn't have much speed,
but he made up a lot of ground on the turns. It didn't help much. The 5 kept
lapping the 2.
      "Plane number 5," said the announcer, "is now two laps ahead with  two
laps to go."
      It  looked like number 5 was going to get the grand prize. Then he ran
into  a  pylon.  Instead of making the turn he just ran into the  pylon  and
knocked the whole thing down. He kept going, straight down the field,  lower
and  lower,  the  engine at full throttle, and then he hit the  ground.  The
wheels  hit  and the plane bounced high into the air, flipped over,  skidded
along the ground. The ambulance and fire engine had a long way to go.
     Number 2 just kept circling the three pylons that were left and the one
fallen pylon and then he landed. He had won the grand prize. He climbed out.
He  was  a fat guy, just like his airplane. I had expected a handsome  tough
guy. He had been lucky. Hardly anybody applauded.
      To  close  the show they had a parachute contest. There was  a  circle
painted  on  the ground, a big bullseye, and the one who landed the  closest
won.  It  seemed dull to me. There wasn't much noise or action. The  jumpers
just bailed out and aimed for the circle.
     "This isn't very good," I told Frank.
     "Naw," he said.
      They kept coming down near the circle. More jumpers bailed out of  the
planes overhead. Then the crowd started oohing and ahhhing.
     "Look!" said Frank.
      One  chute had only partially opened. There wasn't much air in it.  He
was  falling faster than the others. You could see him kicking his legs  and
working his arms trying to untangle the parachute.
     "Jesus Christ," said Frank.
      The  guy kept dropping, lower and lower, you could see him better  and
better.  He  kept  yanking at the cords trying to  untangle  the  chute  but
nothing  worked. He hit the ground, bounced just a bit, then fell  back  and
was still. The half-filled chute came down over him.
      They  cancelled  the remainder of the jumps. We walked  out  with  the
people, still watching out for Daniel.
     "Let's not hitch-hike back," I said to Frank.
     "All right," he said.
     Walking out with the people, I didn't know which was more exciting, the
air race, the parachute jump that failed, or the cunt.

      The  5th  grade  was a little better. The other students  seemed  less
hostile  and I was growing larger physically. I still wasn't chosen for  the
homeroom  teams  but I was threatened less. David and his  violin  had  gone
away. The family had moved. I walked home alone. I was often trailed by  one
or  two  guys,  of whom Juan was the worst, but they didn't start  anything.
Juan  smoked  cigarettes. He'd walk behind me smoking  a  cigarette  and  he
always had a different buddy with him. He never followed me alone. It scared
me.  I  wished they'd go away. Yet, in another way, I didn't care. I  didn't
like  Juan. I didn't like anybody in that school. I think they knew that.  I
think  that's  why they disliked me. I didn't like the way  they  walked  or
looked or talked, but I didn't like my father or mother either. I still  had
the  feeling  of being surrounded by white empty space. There was  always  a
slight nausea in my stomach. Juan was dark-skinned and he wore a brass chain
instead  of a belt. The girls were afraid of him, and the boys too.  He  and
one  of  his  buddies followed me home almost every day. I'd walk  into  the
house  and  they'd  stand outside. Juan would smoke his  cigarette,  looking
tough,  and his buddy would stand there. I'd watch them through the curtain.
Finally, they would walk off.
      Mrs.  Fretag was our English teacher. The first day in class she asked
us each our names.
     "I want to get to know all of you," she said. She smiled.
      "Now,  each  of  you  has a father, I'm sure.  I  think  it  would  be
interesting  if we found out what each of your fathers does  for  a  living.
We'll  start  with  seat number one and we will go around  the  class.  Now,
Marie, what does your father do for a living?"
     "He's a gardener."
      "Ah,  that's nice! Seat number two . . . Andrew, what does your father
      It was terrible. All the fathers in my immediate neighborhood had lost
their jobs. My father had lost his job. Gene's father sat on his front porch
all  day. All the fathers were without jobs except Chuck's who worked  in  a
meat plant. He drove a red car with the meat company's name on the side.
     "My father is a fireman," said seat number two.
     "Ah, that's interesting," said Mrs. Fretag. "Seat number three."
     "My father is a lawyer."
     "Seat number four."
     "My father is a . . . policeman . . ."
     What was I going to say? Maybe only the fathers in my neighborhood were
without  jobs. I'd heard of the stock market crash. It meant something  bad.
Maybe the stock market had only crashed in our neighborhood.
     "Seat number eighteen."
     "My father is a movie actor . . ."
     "My father is a concert violinist . . ."
     "Twenty . . ."
     "My father works in the circus . . ."
     "Twenty-one.. ."
     "My father is a bus driver . . ."
     "My father sings in the opera . . ."
     "Twenty-three.. ."
     Twenty-three. That was me.
     "My father is a dentist," I said.
      Mrs.  Fretag went right on through the class until she reached  number
      "My  father  doesn't  have a job," said number thirty-three.  Shit,  I
thought, I wish I had thought of that.

     One day Mrs. Fretag gave us an assignment.
      "Our  distinguished President, President Herbert Hoover, is  going  to
visit  Los Angeles this Saturday to speak. I want all of you to go hear  our
President. And I want you to write an essay about the experience  and  about
what you think of President Hoover's speech."
      Saturday? There was no way I could go. I had to mow the lawn. I had to
get  the  hairs. (I could never get all the hairs.) Almost every Saturday  I
got  a beating with the razor strop because my father found a hair. (I  also
got stropped during the week, once or twice, for other things I failed to do
or  didn't do right.) There was no way I could tell my father that I had  to
go see President Hoover.
      So,  I didn't go. That Sunday I took some paper and sat down to  write
about  how  I  had  seen  the  President. His  open  car,  trailing  flowing
streamers, had entered the football stadium. One car, full of secret service
agents went ahead and two cars followed close behind. The agents were  brave
men  with  guns to protect our President. The crowd rose as the  President's
car  entered the arena. There had never been anything like it before. It was
the  President.  It was him. He waved. We cheered. A band  played.  Seagulls
circled  overhead as if they too knew it was the President. And  there  were
skywriting  airplanes too. They wrote words in the sky like  "Prosperity  is
just  around the corner." The President stood up in his car, and just as  he
did  the  clouds parted and the light from the sun fell across his face.  It
was  almost  as  if  God  knew  too. Then the cars  stopped  and  our  great
President,  surrounded  by secret service agents, walked  to  the  speaker's
platform.  As he stood behind the microphone a bird flew down from  the  sky
and  landed on the speaker's platform near him. The President waved  to  the
bird and laughed and we all laughed with him. Then he began to speak and the
people listened. I couldn't quite hear the speech because I was sitting  too
near a popcorn machine which made a lot of noise popping the kernels, but  I
think  I heard him say that the problems in Manchuria were not serious,  and
that  at home everything was going to be all right, we shouldn't worry,  all
we  had  to  do  was to believe in America. There would be enough  jobs  for
everybody. There would be enough dentists with enough teeth to pull,  enough
fires  and  enough firemen to put them out. Mills and factories  would  open
again. Our friends in South America would pay their debts. Soon we would all
sleep  peacefully,  our  stomachs and our hearts full.  God  and  our  great
country  would  surround us with love and protect us  from  evil,  from  the
socialists, awaken us from our national nightmare, forever . . .

      The  President listened to the applause, waved, then went back to  his
car,  got  in,  and  was driven off followed by carloads of  secret  service
agents as the sun began to sink, the afternoon turning into evening, red and
gold and wonderful. We had seen and heard President Herbert Hoover.

     I turned in my essay on Monday. On Tuesday Mrs. Fretag faced the class.
     "I've read all your essays about our distinguished President's visit to
Los  Angeles. I was there. Some of you, I noticed, could not attend for  one
reason  or another. For those of you who could not attend, I would  like  to
read this essay by Henry Chinaski."
      The class was terribly silent. I was the most unpopular member of  the
class by far. It was like a knife slicing through all their hearts.
      "This  is very creative," said Mrs. Fretag, and she began to  read  my
essay.  The  words  sounded good to me. Everybody was  listening.  My  words
filled  the  room, from blackboard to blackboard, they hit the  ceiling  and
bounced  off,  they covered Mrs. Fretag's shoes and piled up on  the  floor.
Some  of the prettiest girls in the class began to sneak glances at me.  All
the tough guys were pissed. Their essays hadn't been worth shit. I drank  in
my  words  like  a  thirsty man. I even began to believe them.  I  saw  Juan
sitting there like I'd punched him in the face. I stretched out my legs  and
leaned back. All too soon it was over.
     "Upon this grand note," said Mrs. Fretag, "I hereby dismiss the class .
. ."
     They got up and began packing out.
      "Not  you, Henry," said Mrs. Fretag. I sat in my chair and Mrs. Fretag
stood there looking at me. Then she said, "Henry, were you there?"
      I  sat there trying to think of an answer. I couldn't. I said, "No,  I
wasn't there."
     She smiled. "That makes it all the more remarkable."
     "Yes, ma'am . . ."
     "You can leave, Henry."
      I  got  up and walked out. I began my walk home. So, that's what  they
wanted: lies. Beautiful lies. That's what they needed. People were fools. It
was  going to be easy for me. I looked around. Juan and his buddy  were  not
following me. Things were looking up.

      There were times when Frank and I were friendly with Chuck, Eddie  and
Gene.  But  something would always happen (usually I caused it) and  then  I
would be out, and Frank would be partly out because he was my friend. It was
good  hanging out with Frank. We hitch-hiked everywhere. One  of  our
favorite  places was this movie studio. We crawled under a fence  surrounded
by  tall  weeds to get in. We saw the huge wall and steps they used  in  the
King  kong  movie.  We  saw  the fake streets and the  fake  buildings.  The
buildings were just fronts with nothing behind them. We walked all over that
movie lot many times until the guard would chase us out. We hitch-hiked down
to  the beach to the Fun House. We would stay in the Fun House three or four
hours. We memorized that place. It really wasn't that good. People shit  and
pissed  in  there and the place was littered with empty bottles.  And  there
were  rubbers in the crapper, hardened and wrinkled. Bums slept in  the  Fun
House  after  it closed. There really wasn't anything funny  about  the  Fun
House.  The House of Mirrors was good at first. We stayed in there until  we
had memorized how to walk through the maze of mirrors and then it wasn't any
good  any  more.  Frank and I never got into fights. We were  curious  about
things. There was a movie featuring a Caesarean operation on the pier and we
went  in and saw it. It was bloody. Each time they cut into the woman  blood
squirted  out,  gushers of it, and then they pulled out the  baby.  We  went
fishing  off the pier and when we caught something we would sell it  to  the
old  Jewish  ladies who sat . on the benches. I got some  beatings  from  my
father  for  running off with Frank but I figured I was  going  to  get  the
beatings anyhow so I might as well have the fun.
       But  I  continued  to  have  trouble  with  the  other  kids  in  the
neighborhood. My father didn't help. For example he bought me an Indian suit
and  a bow and arrow when all the other kids had cowboy outfits. It was  the
same  then as in the schoolyard -- I was ganged-up on. They'd circle me with
their  cowboy outfits and their guns, but when it got bad I'd  just  put  an
arrow  into  the bow, pull it back and wait. That always moved them  off.  I
never wore that Indian suit unless my father made me put it on.
      I  kept falling out with Chuck, Eddie and Gene and then we'd get  back
together and then we'd fall out all over again.
      One afternoon I was just standing around. I wasn't exactly in good  or
in  bad with the gang, I was just waiting around for them to forget the last
thing I had done that had made them angry. There wasn't anything else to do.
Just  white  air and waiting. I got tired of standing around and decided  to
walk  up the hill to Washington Boulevard, east to the movie house and  then
back down to West Adams Boulevard. Maybe I'd walk past the church. I started
walking. Then I heard Eddie:
     "Hey, Henry, come here!"
      The guys were standing in a driveway between two houses. Eddie, Frank,
Chuck  and Gene. They were watching something. They were bent over  a  large
bush watching something.
     "Come here, Henry!"
     "What is it?"
     I walked up to where they were bending over.
      "It's a spider getting ready to eat a fly!" said Eddie. I looked.  The
spider  had  spun a web between the branches of a bush and a fly had  gotten
caught in there. The spider was very excited. The fly shook the whole web as
it  tried  to pull free. It was buzzing wildly and helplessly as the  spider
wound the fly's wings and body in more and more spider web. The spider  went
around  and around, webbing the fly completely as it buzzed. The spider  was
very big and ugly.
      "It's  going to close in now!" yelled Chuck. "It's going to  sink  its
     I pushed in between the guys, kicked out and knocked the spider and the
fly out of the web with my foot.
     "What the hell have you done?" asked Chuck.
     "You son-of-a-bitch!" yelled Eddie. "You've spoiled it!"
     I backed off. Even Frank stared at me strangely.
     "Let's get his ass!" yelled Gene.
      They were between me and the street. I ran down the driveway into  the
backyard  of a strange house. They were after me. I ran through the backyard
and  behind  the  garage. There was a six-foot lattice  fence  covered  with
vines. I went straight up the fence and over the top. I ran through the next
backyard and up the driveway and as I ran up the driveway I looked back  and
saw  Chuck just reaching the top of the fence. Then he slipped and fell into
the  yard  landing  on his back. "Shit!" he said. I took a  right  and  kept
running.  I  ran for seven or eight blocks and then sat down  on  somebody's
lawn  and rested. There was nobody around. I wondered if Frank would forgive
me.  I  wondered if the others would forgive me. I decided to  stay  out  of
sight for a week or so . . .

     And so they forgot. Not much happened for a while. There were many days
of  nothing. Then Frank's father committed suicide. Nobody knew  why.  Frank
told  me  he and his mother would have to move to a smaller place in another
neighborhood. He said he would write. And he did. Only we didn't  write.  We
drew  cartoons.  About  cannibals. His cartoons  were  about  troubles  with
cannibals and then I'd continue the cartoon story where his left off,  about
the troubles with the cannibals. My mother found one of Frank's cartoons and
showed it to my father and our letter writing was over.
     5th grade became 6th grade and I began to think about running away from
home but I decided that if most of our fathers couldn't get jobs how in  the
hell  could  a  guy  under  five  feet tall  get  one?  John  Dillinger  was
everybody's hero, adults and kids alike. He took the money from  the  banks.
And there was Pretty Boy Floyd and Ma Barker and Machine Gun Kelly.
      People  began going to vacant lots where weeds grew. They had  learned
that  some  of the weeds could be cooked and eaten. There were  fist  fights
between  men in the vacant lots and on street corners. Everybody was  angry.
The  men smoked Bull Durham and didn't take any shit from anybody. They  let
the  little round Bull Durham tags hang out of their front shirt pockets and
they  could  all roll a cigarette with one hand. When you saw a man  with  a
Bull  Durham  tag dangling, that meant look out. People went around  talking
about 2nd and 3rd mortgages. My father came home one night with a broken arm
and  two black eyes. My mother had a low paying job somewhere. And each  boy
in  the  neighborhood had one pair of Sunday pants and  one  pair  of  daily
pants. When shoes wore out there weren't any new ones. The department stores
had  soles  and heels they sold for 15 or 20 cents along with the glue,  and
these  were  glued to the bottoms of the worn out shoes. Gene's parents  had
one  rooster and some chickens in their backyard, and if some chicken didn't
lay enough eggs they ate it.
      As  for  me,  it was the same -- at school, and with Chuck,  Gene  and
Eddie.  Not only did the grownups get mean, the kids got mean, and even  the
animals got mean. It was like they took their cue from the people.
      One day I was standing around, waiting as usual, not friendly with the
gang,  no  longer  really wanting to be, when Gene rushed up  to  me,  "Hey,
Henry, come on!"
     "What is it?"
     "COME ON!"
      Gene started running and I ran after him. We ran down the driveway and
into  the  Gibsons' backyard. The Gibsons had a large brick wall all  around
their backyard.
      There  was  a  small white cat backed into a corner of  the  wall.  It
couldn't  go up and it couldn't go in one direction or the other.  Its  back
was  arched and it was spitting, its claws ready. But it was very small  and
Chuck's  bulldog, Barney, was growling and moving closer and closer.  I  got
the feeling that the cat had been put there by the guys and then the bulldog
had  been brought in. I felt it strongly because of the way Chuck and  Eddie
and Gene were watching: they had a guilty look.
     "You guys did this," I said.
      "No," said Chuck, "it's the cat's fault. It came in here. Let it fight
its way out."
     "I hate you bastards," I said.
     "Barney's going to kill that cat," said Gene.
      "Barney will rip it to pieces," said Eddie. "He's afraid of the  claws
but when he moves in it will be all over."
      Barney was a large brown bulldog with slobbering jaws. He was dumb and
fat  with  senseless brown eyes. His growl was steady and  he  kept  inching
forward,  the hairs standing up on his neck and along his back. I felt  like
kicking him in his stupid ass but I figured he would rip my leg off. He  was
entirely  intent  upon the kill. The white cat wasn't even fully  grown.  It
hissed and waited, pressed against the wall, a beautiful creature, so clean.
     The dog moved slowly forward. Why did the guys need this? This wasn't a
matter  of  courage, it was just dirty play. Where were the grownups?  Where
were  the  authorities? They were always around accusing me. Now where  were
      I  thought of rushing in, grabbing the cat and running, but  I  didn't
have the nerve. I was afraid that the bulldog would attack me. The knowledge
that  I  didn't  have  the  courage to do what was necessary  made  me  feel
terrible. I began to feel physically sick. I was weak. I didn't want  it  to
happen yet I couldn't think of any way to stop it.
     "Chuck," I said, "let the cat go, please. Call your dog off."
      Chuck didn't answer. He just kept watching. Then he said, "Barney,  go
get him! Get that cat!"
     Barney moved forward and suddenly the cat leaped. It was a furious blur
of  white  and  hissing,  claws and teeth. Barney backed  off  and  the  cat
retreated to the wall again.
     "Go get him, Barney," Chuck said again.
     "God damn you, shut up!" I told him.
     "Don't talk to me that way," Chuck said. Barney began to move in again.
     "You guys set this up," I said.
      I  heard  a  slight sound behind us and looked around. I saw  old  Mr.
Gibson  watching from behind his bedroom window. He wanted the  cat  to  get
killed too, just like the guys. Why?
      Old Mr. Gibson was our mailman with the false teeth. He had a wife who
stayed  in  the house all the time. She only came out to empty the  garbage.
Mrs. Gibson always wore a net over her hair and she was always dressed in  a
nightgown, bathrobe and slippers. Then as I watched, Mrs. Gibson, dressed as
always  came  and stood next to her husband, waiting for the kill.  Old  Mr.
Gibson  was one of the few men in the neighborhood with a job but  he  still
needed to see the cat killed. Gibson was just like Chuck, Eddie and Gene.
     There were too many of them.
      The  bulldog moved closer. I couldn't watch the kill. I felt  a  great
shame at leaving the cat like that. There was always the chance that the cat
might  try to escape, but I knew that they would prevent it. That cat wasn't
only facing the bulldog, it was facing Humanity.
      I  turned and walked away, out of the yard, up the driveway and to the
sidewalk. I walked along the sidewalk toward where I lived and there in  the
front yard of his home, my father stood waiting.
     "Where have you been?" he asked. I didn't answer.
      "Get  inside," he said, "and stop looking so unhappy or I'll give  you
something that will really make you unhappy!"

      Then I started attending Mt. Justin Jr. High. About half the guys from
Delsey  Grammar  School went there, the biggest and toughest  half.  Another
gang  of giants came from other schools. Our 7th grade class was bigger than
the  9th grade class. When we lined up for gym it was funny, most of us were
bigger  than the gym teachers. We would stand there for roll call, slouched,
our guts hanging out, heads down, shoulders slumped.
      "Jesus  Christ,"  said Wagner, the gym teacher, "pull  your  shoulders
back, stand straight!"
      Nobody  would change position. We were the way we were, and we  didn't
want  to be anything else. We all came from Depression families and most  of
us  were ill-fed, yet we had grown up to be huge and strong. Most of  us,  I
think,  got  little love from our families, and we didn't ask  for  love  or
kindness  from anybody. We were a joke but people were careful not to  laugh
in front of us. It was as if we had grown up too soon and we were bored with
being  children. We had no respect for our elders. We were like tigers  with
the mange. One of the Jewish fellows, Sam Feidman, had a black beard and had
to shave every morning. By noon his chin was almost black. And he had a mass
of  black  hair all over his chest and he smelled terrible under  the  arms.
Another  guy looked like Jack Dempsey. Another guy, Peter Mangalore,  had  a
cock 10 inches long, soft. And when we got in the shower, I found out I  had
the biggest balls of anybody.
     "Hey! Look at that guy's balls, will ya?"
     "Holy shit! Not much cock but look at those balls! "
     "Holy shit!"
     I don't know what it was about us but we had something, and we felt it.
You  could see it in the way we walked and talked. We didn't talk  much,  we
just  inferred, and that's what got everybody mad, the  way  we  took
things for granted.
      The 7th grade team would play touch football after school against  the
8th  and  9th  graders. It was no match. We beat them easy, we knocked  them
down,  we  did it with style, almost without effort. In touch football  most
teams  passed  on every play, but our team worked in lots of runs.  Then  we
could set up the blocking and our guys would go for the other guys and knock
them  down. It was just an excuse to be violent, we didn't give a damn about
the runner. The other side was always glad when we called a pass play.
     The girls stayed after school and watched us. Some of them were already
going  out  with high school guys, they didn't want to mess  with  jr.  high
school  punks, but they stayed to watch the 7th graders. We were known.  The
girls  stayed after class and watched us and marveled. I wasn't on the  team
but  I  stood on the sidelines and sneaked smokes, feeling like a  coach  or
something.  We're all going to get fucked, we thought, watching  the  girls.
But most of us only masturbated.
      Masturbation.  I  remember how I learned about it. One  morning  Eddie
scratched on my bedroom window.
     "What is it?" I asked Eddie.
     He held up a test tube and it had something white in the bottom of it.
     "What's that?"
     "Come," said Eddie, "it's my come."
      "Yeah, all you do is spit on your hand and begin rubbing your cock, it
feels  good and pretty soon this white juice shoots out of the end  of  your
cock. That stuff is called 'come."'
     Eddie walked off with his test tube. I thought about it awhile and then
I  decided to try it. My cock got hard and it felt real good, it felt better
and  better,  and  I kept going and it felt like nothing  I  had  ever  felt
before. Then juice spurted out of the head of my cock. After that I  did  it
every  now and then. It got better if you imagined you were doing it with  a
girl while you whacked-off.

     One day I was standing on the sidelines watching our team kick the shit
out  of  some other team. I was sneaking a smoke and watching. There  was  a
girl  on either side of me. As our guys broke out of a huddle I saw the  gym
coach,  Curly Wagner, walking toward me. I ditched the smoke and clapped  my
     "Let's dump 'em on their butts, gang!"
      Wagner  walked  up to me. He just stood there staring  at  me.  I  had
developed an evil look on my face.
     "I'm going to get all you guys!" Wagner said. "Especially you!"
      I  turned  my head and glanced at him, casually, then turned  my  head
away. Wagner stood there looking at me. Then he walked off.
      I  felt  good about that. I liked being picked out as one of  the  bad
guys.  I  liked to feel bad. Anybody could be a good guy, that  didn't  take
guts.  Dillinger had guts. Ma Barker was a great woman teaching  those  guys
how to operate a submachine gun. I didn't want to be like my father. He only
pretended to be bad. When you're bad you didn't pretend, it was just  there.
I liked being bad. Trying to be good made me sick.
     The girl next to me said, "You don't have to take that from Wagner. Are
you afraid of him?"
     I turned and looked at her. I stared at her a long time, motionless.
     "What's wrong with you?" she asked.
      I  looked away from her, spit on the ground, and walked off. I  slowly
walked  the  length  of the field, exited through the rear  gate  and  began
walking home.
      Wagner  always wore a grey sweatshirt and grey sweatpants.  He  had  a
little  pot  belly.  Something  was  continually  bothering  him.  His  only
advantage  was his age. He would try to bluff us but that was  working  less
and  less.  There was always somebody pushing me who had no right  to  push.
Wagner and my father. My father and Wagner. What did they want? Why was I in
their way?

      One  day, just like in grammar school, like with David,  a  boy
attached himself to me. He was small and thin and had almost no hair on  top
of  his  head. The guys called him Baldy. His real name was Eli LaCrosse.  I
liked his real name, but I didn't like him. He just glued himself to me.  He
was  so  pitiful that I couldn't tell him to get lost. He was like a mongrel
dog,  starved and kicked. Yet it didn't make me feel good going around  with
him.  But  since I knew that mongrel dog feeling, I let him hang around.  He
used  a  cuss word in almost every sentence, at least one cuss word, but  it
was  all  fake, he wasn't tough, he was scared. I wasn't scared  but  I  was
confused so maybe we were a good pair.
      I  walked him back to his place after school every day. He was  living
with  his  mother, his father and his grandfather. They had a  little  house
across  from a small park. I liked the area, it had great shade  trees,  and
since  some people had told me that I was ugly, I always preferred shade  to
the sun, darkness to light.
     During our walks home Baldy had told me about his father. He had been a
doctor, a successful surgeon, but he had lost his license because he  was  a
drunk. One day I met Baldy's father. He was sitting in a chair under a tree,
just sitting there.
     "Dad," he said, "this is Henry."
     "Hello, Henry."
      It  reminded me of when I had seen my grandfather for the first  time,
standing on the steps of his house. Only Baldy's father had black hair and a
black  beard,  but  his  eyes  were the same -- brilliant  and  glowing,  so
strange. And here was Baldy, the son, and he didn't glow at all.
     "Come on," Baldy said, "follow me."
      We  went down into a cellar, under the house. It was dark and damp and
we  stood awhile until our eyes grew used to the gloom. Then I could  see  a
number of barrels.
     "These barrels are full of different kinds of wine," Baldy said.
     "Each barrel has a spigot. Want to try some?"
     "Go ahead, just try a god-damned sip."
     "What for?"
     "You think you're a god-damned man or what?"
     "I'm tough," I said.
     "Then take a fucking sample."
      Here was little Baldy, daring me. No problem. I walked up to a barrel,
ducked my head down.
     "Turn the god-damned spigot! Open your god-damned mouth!"
     "Are there any spiders around here?"
     "Go on! Go on, god damn it!"
     I put my mouth under the spigot and opened it. A smelly liquid trickled
out and into my mouth. I spit it out.
     "Don't be chicken! Swallow it, what the shit!"
      I  opened the spigot and I opened my mouth. The smelly liquid  entered
and I swallowed it. I turned off the spigot and stood there. I thought I was
going to puke.
     "Now, you drink some," I said to Baldy.
     "Sure," he said, "I ain't fucking afraid!"
      He got down under a barrel and took a good swallow. A little punk like
that  wasn't  going to outdo me. I got under another barrel, opened  it  and
took a swallow. I stood up. I was beginning to feel good.
     "Hey, Baldy," I said, "I like this stuff."
     "Well, shit, try some more."
     I tried some more. It was tasting better. I was feeling better.
     "This stuff belongs to your father, Baldy. I shouldn't drink it all."
     "He doesn't care. He's stopped drinking."
      Never had I felt so good. It was better than masturbating. I went from
barrel to barrel. It was magic. Why hadn't someone told me? With this,  life
was great, a man was perfect, nothing could touch him.
     I stood up straight and looked at Baldy.
     "Where's your mother? I'm going to fuck your mother!"
     "I'll kill you, you bastard, you stay away from my mother!"
     "You know I can whip you, Baldy."
     "All right, I'll leave your mother alone."
     "Let's go then, Henry."
     "One more drink . . ."
      I  went  to  a barrel and took a long one. Then we went up the  cellar
stairway. When we were out, Baldy's father was still sitting in his chair.
     "You boys been in the wine cellar, eh?"
     "Yes," said Baldy.
     "Starting a little early, aren't you?"
      We didn't answer. We walked over to the boulevard and Baldy and I went
into a store which sold chewing gum. We bought several packs of it and stuck
it  into  our mouths. He was worried about his mother finding out. I  wasn't
worried  about  anything. We sat on a park bench and chewed the  gum  and  I
thought,  well, now I have found something, I have found something  that  is
going  to  help  me,  for a long long time to come. The  park  grass  looked
greener, the park benches looked better and the flowers were trying  harder.
Maybe  that stuff wasn't good for surgeons but anybody who wanted  to  be  a
surgeon, there was something wrong with them in the first place.

      At  Mt.  Justin, biology class was neat. We had Mr. Stanhope  for  our
teacher. He was an old guy about 55 and we pretty much dominated him.  Lilly
Fischman  was  in the class and she was really developed. Her  breasts  were
enormous  and she had a marvelous behind which she wiggled while walking  in
her  high-heeled shoes. She was great, she talked to all the guys and rubbed
up against them while she talked.
      Every  day  in  biology class it was the same. We  never  learned  any
biology, Mr. Stanhope would talk for about ten minutes and then Lilly  would
say, "Oh, Mr. Stanhope, let's have a show!"
     "Oh, Mr. Stanhope!"
      She  would walk up to his desk, bend over him sweetly and  whisper
     "Oh, well, all right . . ." he'd say.
      And then Lilly would begin singing and wiggling. She always opened  up
with "The Lullaby of Broadway" and then she went into her other numbers. She
was great, she was hot, she was burning up, and we were too. She was like  a
grown woman, putting it to Stanhope, putting it to us. It was wonderful. Old
Stanhope  would sit there blubbering and slobbering. We'd laugh at  Stanhope
and  cheer  Lilly on. It lasted until one day the principal, Mr.  Lacefield,
came running in.
     "What's going on here?"
     Stanhope just sat there unable to speak.
     "This class is dismissed!" Lacefield screamed.

     As we filed out, Lacefield said, "And you, Miss Fischman,
will report to my office!"

      Of  course, after that we never studied our homework, and that was all
right until the day Mr. Stanhope gave us our first examination.
     "Shit," said Peter Mangalore out loud, "what are we going to do?"
     Peter was the guy with the 10-incher, soft.
      "You'll never have to work for a living," said the guy who looked like
Jack Dempsey. "This is our problem."
     "Maybe we ought to burn the school down," said Red Kirkpatrick.
      "Shit," said a guy from the back of the room, "every time I get an 'F'
my father pulls out one of my fingernails."
      We  all  looked  at  our  examination sheets. I  thought  about  my
father. Then I thought about Lilly Fischman. Lilly Fischman, I  thought,
you  are  a  whore, an evil woman, wiggling your body in  front  of  us  and
singing like that, you will send us all to hell. Stanhope was watching us.
      "Why isn't anybody writing? Why isn't anybody answering the questions?
Does everybody have a pencil?"
     "Yeah, yeah, we all got pencils," one of the guys said. Lilly sat up in
front,  right  by Mr. Stanhope's desk. We saw her open her biology  textbook
and look up the answer to the first question. That was it. We all opened  up
our  textbooks. Stanhope just sat there and watched us. He didn't know  what
to do. He began to sputter. He sat there a good five minutes, then he jumped
up. He ran back and forth up and down the center aisle of the room.
      "What  are  you  people  doing?  Close those  textbooks!  Close  those
      As  he ran by, the students would close their books only to open  them
again when he had run past.
      Baldy  was  in  the seat next to mine, laughing. "He's an  asshole!
Oh, what an old asshole!"
      I  felt a little sorry for Stanhope but it was either him  or  me.
Stanhope  stood  behind  his desk and screamed, "All  textbooks  must  be
closed or I will flunk the entire class!"
     Then Lilly Fischman stood up. She pulled her skirt up and yanked at
one of her silk stockings. She adjusted the garter, we saw white flesh. Then
she  pulled  at and adjusted the other stocking. Such a sight we  had  never
seen, nor had Stanhope ever seen anything like it. Lilly sat down and we all
finished  the  exam with our textbooks open. Stanhope sat behind  his  desk,
utterly defeated.

     Another guy we jerked around was Pop Farnsworth. It began the first day
in  Machine Shop. He said, "Here we learn by doing. We will begin right now.
You will each take an engine apart and put it back together, until it is  in
working order, during the semester. There are charts on the wall and I  will
answer  your  questions. You will also be shown movies about how  an  engine
works.  But right now please begin to dismantle your engines. The tools  are
on your workshelf."
     "Hey, Pop, how about the movies first?" some guy asked.
     "I said, 'Begin your project!"'
      I  don't  know where they got all those engines. They were greasy  and
black and rusted. They looked really dismal.
     "Fuck," said some guy, "this one is a hunk of clogged shit."
      We  stood  over  our  engines. Most of the  guys  reached  for  monkey
wrenches. Red Kirkpatrick took a screwdriver and scraped it slowly along the
top of his engine carefully creating a black ribbon of grease two feet long.
     "Come on, Pop, how about a movie? We just got out of gym, our asses are
dragging! Wagner had us doing the hop, skip and jump like a bunch of frogs!"
     "Begin your assignment as requested!"
      We started in. It was senseless. It was worse than Music Appreciation.
Some clanking of tools could be heard and some heavy breathing.
      "FUCK!"  hollered Harry Henderson, "I'VE JUST SKINNED  MY  WHOLE  GOD-
      He  wrapped a handkerchief tenderly around his right hand and  watched
the blood soak through. "Shit," he said.

      The rest of us kept trying. "I'd rather stick my head up an elephant's
cunt," said Red Kirkpatrick.
     Jack Dempsey threw his wrench to the floor. "I quit," he said,
      "do  anything  you want to me, I quit. Kill me. Cut my  balls  off.  I
     He walked over and leaned against a wall. He folded his arms and looked
down at his shoes.
      The situation seemed truly terrible. There weren't any girls. When you
looked out the back door of the shop you could see the open schoolyard,  all
that  sunlight and empty space out there where there was nothing to do.  And
here  we  were bent over stupid engines that weren't even attached to  cars,
they were useless. Just stupid steel. It was dumb and it was hard. We needed
mercy. Our lives were dumb enough. Something had to save us. We'd heard  Pop
was a soft touch but it didn't seem true. He was a giant son-of-a-bitch with
a  beer gut, dressed in his greasy outfit, and with hair hanging down in his
eyes and grease on his chin.
      Arnie  Whitechapel  threw  down  his  wrench  and  walked  up  to  Mr.
Farnsworth. Arnie had a big grin on his face. "Hey, Pop, what the fuck?"
     "Get back to your engine, Whitechapel!"
     "Ah, come on. Pop, what the shit!"
      Arnie was a couple of years older than the rest of us. He had spent  a
few  years  in some boys' correctional school. But even though he was  older
than  we  were,  he  was smaller. He had very black hair slicked  back  with
vaseline.  He  would  stand  in front of the mirror  in  the  men's  crapper
squeezing  his  pimples.  He talked dirty to the  girls  and  carried  Sheik
rubbers in his pockets.
     "I got a good one for you. Pop!"
     "Yeah? Get back to your engine, Whitechapel."
     "It's a good one, Pop."
      We  stood  there and watched as Arnie began to tell Pop a dirty  joke.
Their heads were close together. Then the joke was over, Pop began laughing.
That  big body was doubled over, he was holding his gut. "Holy shit!  Oh  my
god,  holy  shit!" he laughed. Then he stopped. "O.K., Arnie, back  to  your
     "No, wait, Pop, I got another one!"
     "Yeah, listen . . ."
     We all left our machines and walked over. We circled them, listening as
Arnie  told the next joke. When it was over Pop doubled up. "Holy  shit,  oh
lord, holy shit!"
      "Then  there's another one, Pop. This guy is driving his  car  in  the
desert. He notices this guy jumping along the road. He's naked and his hands
and  feet arc tied with rope. The guy stops his car and asks the guy,  'Hey,
buddy, what's the matter?' And the guy tells him, 'Well, I was driving along
and  I  saw  this  bastard hitch-hiking so I stopped and the  son-of-a-bitch
pulls a gun on me, takes my clothes away and then ties me up. Then the dirty
son-of-a-bitch reams me in the ass!' 'Oh yeah?' says the guy getting out  of
his  car.  'Yeah, that's what that dirty son-of-a-bitch did!' says the  man.
'Well,'  says the guy unzipping his fly, 1 guess this just isn't your  lucky
     Pop began laughing, he doubled over. "Oh, no! Oh, NO! OH . . . HOLY . .
. SHIT, CHRIST . . . HOLY SHIT . . . !"
     He finally stopped.
     "God damn," he said quietly, "oh my lord . . ."
     "How about a movie, Pop?"
     "Oh well, all right."
      Somebody closed the back door and Pop pulled out a dirty white screen.
He  started the projector. It was a lousy movie but it beat working on those
engines.  The gas was ignited by the spark plugs and the explosion  hit  the
cylinder  head  and the head was thrust down and that turned the  crankshaft
and  the valves opened and closed and the cylinder heads kept going  up  and
down  and the crankshaft turned some more. Not very interesting, but it  was
cool in there and you could lean back in your chair and think about what you
wanted to think about. You didn't have to bust your knuckles on dumb steel.
      We never did get those engines taken apart let alone put back together
again  and I don't know how many times we saw that same movie. Whitechapel's
jokes  kept coming and we all laughed our heads off even though most of  the
jokes were pretty terrible, except to Pop Farnsworth who kept doubling  over
and laughing,
     "Holy shit! Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no!"
     He was an O.K. guy. We all liked him.

      Our  English teacher, Miss Gredis, was the absolute best.  She  was  a
blonde  with  a  long sharp nose. Her nose wasn't much good but  you  didn't
notice it when you looked at the rest of her. She wore tight dresses and low
v-necks, black high-heeled shoes and silk stockings. She was snake-like with
long  beautiful legs. She only sat behind her desk when she took roll  call.
She  kept  one desk vacant at the front of the room and after roll call  she
would come down and sit on that desk top, facing us. Miss Gredis sat perched
there  with  her legs crossed and her skirt pulled high. Never had  we  seen
such  ankles,  such legs, such thighs. Well, there was Lilly  Fischman,  but
Lilly  was a girl-woman while Miss Gredis was in full bloom. And we  got  to
gaze upon her for a full hour each day. There wasn't a boy in that class who
wasn't  sad  when the bell rang ending the English period. We'd  talk  about
     "Do you think she wants to be fucked?"
      "No,  I think she's just teasing us. She knows she's driving us crazy,
that's all she needs, that's all she wants."
     "I know where she lives. I'm going over there some night."
     "You wouldn't have the balls!"
     "Yeah? Yeah? I'll fuck the shit out of her! She's asking for it!"
     "A guy I know in the 8th grade said he went over there one night."
     "Yeah? What happened?"
     "She came to the door in a nightgown, her tits were practically hanging
out. The guy said he had forgotten the next day's homework and wondered what
it was. She asked him in."
     "No shit?"
      "Yeah.  Nothing happened. She made him some tea, told  him  about  the
homework and he left."
     "If I had of gotten in, that would have been it!"
     "Yeah? What would you have done?"
      "First I would have corn-holed her, then I would have eaten her pussy,
then I would fuck her between the tits and then I would force her to give me
a blow job."
     "No kidding, dreamer boy. You ever been laid?"
     "Fuck yes, I've been laid. Several times."
     "How was it?"
     "Couldn't come, hub?"
     "I came all over the place, I thought I'd never stop."
     "Came all over the palm of your hand, hub?"
     "Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
     "Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
     "Ha, ha!"
     "All over your hand, hub?"
     "Fuck you guys!"
      "I  don't think any of us has been laid," said one of the guys.  There
was silence.
     "That's shit. I was laid when I was seven years old."
     "That's nothing. I was laid when I was four."
     "Sure, Red. Lay it on good!"
     "I got this little girl under the house."
     "You got a hard?"
     "You came?"
     "I think so. Something squirted out."
     "Sure. You pissed in her cunt, Red."
     "What was her name?"
     "Betty Ann."
     "Fuck," said the guy who claimed to have gotten laid when he was seven.
"Mine was named Betty Ann too."
     "That whore," said Red.

      One  tine Spring day we were sitting in English class and Miss  Gredis
was sitting on the front desk facing us. She had her skirt pulled especially
high,  it  was  terrifying, beautiful, wondrous and dirty. Such  legs,  such
thighs, we were very close to the magic. It was unbelievable. Baldy  sat  in
the  seat across the aisle from me. He reached over and began poking  me  on
the leg with his finger:
      "She's  breaking  all  the records!"  he  whispered.  "Look!
     "My God," I said, "shut up or she'll pull her skirt down!"
     Baldy pulled his hand back and I waited. We hadn't spooked Miss Gredis.
Her  skirt  remained as high as ever. It was truly a day to remember.  There
wasn't a boy in class without a hard-on and Miss Gredis went on talking. I'm
sure  that none of the boys heard a word she was saying. The girls,  though,
turned and glanced at each other as if to say, this bitch is going too  far.
Miss  Gredis couldn't go too far. It was almost as if there weren't  even  a
cunt  up  there but something much better. Those legs. The sun came  through
the  window and poured in on those legs and thighs, the sun played  on  that
warm  silk pulled so tightly. The skirt was so high, pulled hack,  we
all  prayed  for  a  glimpse of panty, a glimpse of something,  Jesus
Christ, it was like the world ending and beginning and ending again, it  was
everything real and unreal, the sun, the thighs, and the silk, so smooth, so
warm,  so  alluring. The whole room throbbed. Eyesight blurred and  returned
and  Miss Gredis went on sitting there as if nothing was happening  and  she
kept talking as if everything was normal. That's what made it so good and so
terrible:  the  fact that she pretended that it wasn't happening.  I  looked
down at my desk top for a moment and saw the grain in the wood heightened as
if each pattern was a pool of whirling liquid. Then I quickly looked back at
the  legs  and  thighs, angered with myself that I had  looked  away  for  a
moment, and perhaps missed something.

     Then the sound began: "Thump, thump, thump, thump . . ."
     Richard Waite. He sat in a seat in the back. He had huge ears and thick
lips, the lips were swollen and monstrous and he had a very large head.  His
eyes   were   almost  without  color,  they  didn't  reflect   interest   or
intelligence.  He  had large feet and his mouth always hung  open.  When  he
spoke  the words came out one by one, halting, with long pauses in  between.
He  wasn't even a sissy. Nobody ever spoke to him. Nobody knew what  he  was
doing  there in our school. He gave the impression that something  important
was  missing  from  his makeup. He wore clean clothing, but  his  shirt  was
always out in the back, one or two buttons were gone on his shirt or on  his
pants. Richard Waite. He lived somewhere and he came to school every day.

     "Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump . . ."

      Richard  Waite  was jerking-off, a salute to Miss Gredis'  thighs  and
legs.  He had finally weakened. Perhaps he didn't understand society's ways.
Now  we  all heard him. Miss Gredis heard him. The girls heard him.  We  all
knew  what  he was doing. He was so fucking dumb he didn't even  have  sense
enough  to  keep  it quiet. And he was becoming more and more  excited.  The
thumps  grew louder. His closed fist was hitting the underside of  his  desk

     We looked at Miss Gredis. What would she do? She hesitated. She glanced
about  the  class. She smiled, as composed as ever, and then  she  continued
      "I  believe  that  the  English language is the  most  expressive  and
contagious form of communication. To begin with, we should be thankful  that
we have this unique gift of a great language. And if we abuse it we are only
abusing ourselves. So let us listen, heed, acknowledge our heritage, and yet
explore and take risks with language . . ."

     "We must forget England and their use of our common tongue. Even though
English usage is fine, our own American language contains many deep wells of
unexplored  resources. These resources, as yet, remain untapped.  Given  the
proper  moment  and  the proper writers, there will one day  be  a  literary
explosion . . ."

      Yes, Richard Waite was one of the few we never talked to. Actually, we
were  afraid of him. He wasn't somebody you could beat the shit out of, that
would  never  make anybody feel better. You just wanted to get as  far  away
from  him  as possible, you didn't want to look at him, you didn't  want  to
look at those big lips, that big unfolding mouth like the mouth of a bruised
frog. You shunned him because you couldn't defeat Richard Waite.
      We  waited and waited while Miss Gredis talked on about English versus
American  culture. We waited, while Richard Waite went on and on.  Richard's
fist  banged  against  the underside of his desk top and  the  little  girls
glanced  at  each other and the guys were thinking, why is this  asshole  in
this  class  with us? He's going to spoil everything. One asshole  and  Miss
Gredis will pull her skirt down forever.

      And  then  it stopped. Richard sat there. He was finished. We  sneaked
glances at him. He looked the same. Was his sperm laying in his lap  or  was
it in his hand? The bell rang. English class was over.

      After that, there was more of the same. Richard Waite thumped it often
while  we  listened to Miss Gredis sitting on that front desk with her  legs
crossed  high. We boys accepted the situation. After a while  we  even  were
amused.  The  girls  accepted it but they didn't like it,  especially  Lilly
Fischman who was almost forgotten.
      Besides Richard Waite, there was another problem for me in that class:
Harry  Walden. Harry Walden was pretty, the girls thought, and he  had  long
golden  curls  and wore strange, delicate clothing. He looked like  an  18th
century  fop,  lots of strange colors, dark green, dark blue, I  don't  know
where  the hell his parents found his clothes. And he always sat very  still
and  listened  attentively. Like he understood everything. The  girls  said,
"He's  a  genius."  He  didn't look like anything to  me.  What  I  couldn't
understand was that the tough guys didn't mess with him. It bothered me. How
could he get off so easy? I found him one day in the hall. I stopped him.
      "You  don't look like shit to me," I said. "How come everybody  thinks
you're hot shit?"
      Walden glanced over to his right and when I turned my head to look  in
that direction, he slid around me as if I were something from the sewer  and
then a moment later he was in his seat in the class.
     Almost every day it was Miss Gredis showing it all and Richard thumping
away  and  this guy Walden sitting there saying nothing and acting  like  he
believed he was a genius. I got sick of it.
      I  asked  some of the other guys, "Listen, do you really  think  Harry
Walden  is  a genius? He just sits around in his pretty clothes and  doesn't
say anything. What does that prove? We could all do that."
      They didn't answer me. I couldn't understand their feelings about this
fucking  guy. And it got worse. Word got out that Harry Walden was going  to
see  Miss Gredis every night, that he was her favorite pupil, and that  they
were  making love. It made me sick. I could just imagine him getting out  of
his delicate green and blue outfit, folding it across a chair, then climbing
out  of  his  orange  satin shorts and sliding under the sheets  where  Miss
Gredis  cuddled  his curly golden head on her shoulder and  fondled  it  and
other things as well.
      It  was  whispered  about  by the girls  who  always  seemed  to  know
everything. And even though the girls didn't particularly like Miss  Gredis,
they  thought  the  situation was all right, that it was reasonable  because
Harry Walden was such a delicate genius and needed all the sympathy he could
get. I caught Harry Walden in the hall one more time.
     "I'll kick your ass, you son-of-a-bitch, you don't fool me!"
      Harry Walden looked at me. Then he looked over my shoulder and pointed
and said, "What's that over there?"
      I looked around. When I looked back he was gone. He was sitting in the
class safely surrounded by all the girls who thought he was a genius and who
loved him.

      There  was more and more whispering about Harry Walden going  over  to
Miss  Gredis' house at night and some days Harry wouldn't even be in  class.
Those were the best days for me because I only had to deal with the thumping
and not the golden curls and the adoration for that kind of stuff by all the
little  girls  with their skirts and sweaters and starched gingham  dresses.
When  Harry  wasn't  there the little girls would whisper,  "He's  just  too
sensitive... "
     And Red Kirkpatrick would say, "She's fucking him to death."

      One afternoon I walked into class and Harry Walden's seat was empty. I
figured he was just fucking-off as usual. Then the word drifted from desk to
desk.  I  was always the last to know anything. It finally got to me:  Harry
Walden had committed suicide. The night before. Miss Gredis didn't know yet.
I  looked  over at his seat. He'd never sit there again. All those  colorful
clothes  shot to hell. Miss Gredis finished roll call. She came and  sat  on
the  front desk, crossed her legs high. She had on a lighter shade  of  silk
hose than ever before. Her skirt was hiked way back to her thighs.
      "Our  American  culture," she said, "is destined  for  greatness.  The
English  language,  now so limited and structured, will  be  reinvented  and
improved upon. Our writers will use what I like to think of, in my mind,  as
Americanese . . ."
      Miss Gredis' stockings were almost skin-colored. It was as if she were
not wearing stockings at all, it was as if she were naked there in front  of
us,  but since she wasn't and only appeared to be, that made it better  than
      "More  and  more we will discover our own truths and our  own  way  of
speaking,  and  this  new voice will be uncluttered by  old  histories,  old
mores, old dead and useless dreams . . ."
     "Thump, thump, thump . . ."
     Curly Wagner picked out Morris Moscowitz. It was after school and eight
or  ten  of us guys had heard about it and we walked out behind the  gym  to
watch. Wagner laid down the rules, "We fight until somebody hollers quit."
      "0.  K.  with me," said Morris. Morris was a tall thin guy, he  was  a
little bit dumb and he never said much or bothered anybody.
     Wagner looked over at me. "And after I finish with this guy, I'm taking
you on!"
     "Me, coach?"
     "Yeah, you, Chinaski."
     I sneered at him.
      "I'm  going to get some god-damned respect from you guys if I have  to
whip all of you one by one!"
      Wagner  was cocky. He was always working out on the parallel  bars  or
tumbling  on the mat or taking laps around the track. He swaggered  when  he
walked but he still had his pot belly. He liked to stand and stare at a  guy
for  a long time like he was shit. I didn't know what was bothering him.  We
worried  him. I believe he thought we were fucking all the girls like  crazy
and he didn't like to think about that.
      They squared off. Wagner had some good moves. He bobbed, he weaved, he
shuffled  his feet, he moved in and out, and he made little hissing  sounds.
He  was  impressive.  He  caught Moscowitz with three  straight  left  jabs.
Moscowitz  just  stood  there with his hands at his sides.  He  didn't  know
anything  about boxing. Then Wagner cracked Moscowitz with a  right  to  the
jaw.  "Shit!"  said  Morris  and he threw a roundhouse  right  which  Wagner
ducked.  Wagner countered with a right and left to Moscowitz'  face.  Morris
had  a  bloody  nose.  "Shit!" he said and then  he  started  swinging.  And
landing.  You  could  hear the shots, they cracked  against  Wagner's  head.
Wagner  tried to counter but his punches just didn't have the force and  the
fury of Moscowitz'.
     "Holy shit! Get him, Morrie!"
     Moscowitz was a puncher. He dug a left to that pot belly. Wagner gasped
and  dropped. He fell to both knees. His face was cut and bleeding. His chin
was on his chest and he looked sick.
     "I quit," Wagner said.
      We left him there behind the building and we followed Morris Moscowitz
out of there. He was our new hero.
     "Shit, Morrie, you ought to turn pro!"
     "Naw, I'm only thirteen years old."
      We  walked  over behind the machine shop and stood around  the  steps.
Somebody lit up some cigarettes and we passed them around.
     "What has that man got against us?" asked Morrie.
      "Hell,  Morrie, don't you know? He's jealous. He thinks we're  fucking
all the chicks!"
     "Why, I've never even kissed a girl."
     "No shit, Morrie?"
     "No shit."
     "You ought to try dry-fucking, Morrie, it's great!"
      Then  we saw Wagner walking past. He was working on his face with  his
     "Hey, coach," yelled one of the guys, "how about a rematch?"
     He stood and looked at us. "You boys put out those cigarettes!"
     "Ah, no, coach, we like to smoke!"
     "Come on over here, coach, and make us put out our cigarettes!"
     "Yeah, come on, coach!"
      Wagner stood looking at us. "I'm not done with you yet! I'll get every
one of you, one way or the other!"
     "How ya gonna do that, coach? Your talents seem limited."
     "Yeah, coach, how ya gonna do it?"
     He walked off the field to his car. I felt a little sorry for him. When
a guy was that nasty he should be able to back it up.

      "I  guess he doesn't think there'll be a virgin on the grounds by  the
time we graduate," said one of the guys.
     "I think," said another guy, "that somebody jacked-off into his ear and
he has come for brains."
     We left after that. It had been a fairly good day.

      My  mother went to her low-paying job each morning and my father,  who
didn't  have  a  job, left each morning too. Although most of the  neighbors
were  unemployed he didn't want them to think he was jobless. So he got into
his  car each morning at the same time and drove off as if he were going  to
work.  Then in the evening he would return at exactly the same time. It  was
good  for me because I had the place to myself. They locked the house but  I
knew  how  to  get  in.  I would unhook the screen  door  with  a  piece  of
cardboard. They locked the porch door with a key from the inside. I  slid  a
newspaper  under the door and poked the key out. Then I pulled the newspaper
from under the door and the key came with it. I would unlock the door and go
in.  When I left I would hook the screen door, lock the back porch door from
the  inside, leaving the key in. Then I would leave through the front  door,
putting the latch on lock.
     I liked being alone. One day I was playing one of my games. There was a
clock on the mantle with a second hand and I held contests to see how long I
could  hold my breath. Each time I did it I exceeded my own record.  I  went
through  much  agony but I was proud each time I added some  seconds  to  my
record.  This day I added a full five seconds and I was standing getting  my
breath back when I walked to the front window. It was a large window covered
by  red drapes. There was a crack between the drapes and I looked out. Jesus
Christ!  Our  window  was  directly across  from  the  front  porch  of  the
Andersons'  house. Mrs. Anderson was sitting on the steps, and I could  look
right  up  her  dress. She was about 23 and had marvelously shaped  legs.  I
could see almost all the way up her dress. Then I remember my father's  army
binoculars.  They were on the top shelf of his closet. I ran and  got  them,
ran  back, crouched down and adjusted them to Mrs. Anderson's legs. It  took
me  right up there! And it was different from looking at Miss Gredis'  legs:
you didn't have to pretend you weren't looking. You could concentrate. And I
did. I was right there. I was red hot. Jesus Christ, what legs, what flanks!
And each time she moved, it was unbearable and unbelievable.
      I  got  down on my knees and I held the binoculars with one  hand  and
pulled my cock out with the other. I spit in my palm and began. For a moment
I  thought I saw a flash of panties. I was about to come. I stopped. I  kept
looking  with the binocs and then I started rubbing again. When I was  about
to come I stopped again. Then I waited and began rubbing again. This time  I
knew I wouldn't be able to stop. She was right there. I was looking right up
her!  It was like fucking. I came. I spurted all over the hardwood floor  in
front  of  the  window. It was white and thick. I got up  and  went  to  the
bathroom  and got some toilet paper, came back and wiped it up.  I  took  it
back to the toilet and flushed it away.
      Mrs.  Anderson came and sat on those steps almost every day  and  each
time she did I got the binocs and whacked-off.
     If Mr. Anderson ever finds out about this, I thought, he'll kill me . .

      My  parents went to the movies every Wednesday night. The theatre  had
drawings  for money and they wanted to win some money. It was on a Wednesday
night that I discovered something. The Pirozzis lived in the house south  of
ours.  Our driveway ran along the north side of their house and there was  a
window  which looked into their front room. The window was veiled by a  thin
curtain.  There  was  a  wall which became an arch over  the  front  of  our
driveway  and there were bushes all about. When I got between that wall  and
the  window, in among all those bushes, nobody could see me from the street,
especially at night.
      I crawled in there. It was great, better than I expected. Mrs. Pirozzi
was sitting on the couch reading a newspaper. Her legs were crossed, and  in
an  easy  chair  across the room, Mr. Pirozzi was reading a newspaper.  Mrs.
Pirozzi  was not as young as Miss Gredis or Mrs. Anderson, but she had  good
legs  and she had on high heels and almost every time she turned a  page  of
her  newspaper, she'd cross her legs and her skirt would climb higher and  I
would see more.
      If  my  parents come home from the movie and catch me here, I thought,
then my life is over. But it's worth it. It's worth the risk.
      I  stayed  very  quiet behind the window and stared at Mrs.  Pirozzi's
legs. They had a large collie, Jeff, who was asleep in front of the door.  I
had  looked  at  Miss Gredis' legs that day in English  class,  then  I  had
whacked-off  to  Mrs. Anderson's legs, and now - there was more.  Why
didn't  Mr.  Pirozzi look at Mrs. Pirozzi's legs? He just kept  reading  his
newspaper. It was obvious that Mrs. Pirozzi was trying to tease him  because
her  skirt  kept  climbing higher and higher. Then she  turned  a  page  and
crossed  her  legs very fast and her skirt flipped back exposing  her
pure  white  thighs. She was just like buttermilk! Unbelievable!  She
was best of all!
      Then  from the corner of my eye I saw Mr. Pirozzi's legs  move.
He  stood  up  very quickly and moved toward the front door.  I  started
running, crashing through the bushes. I heard him open his front door. I was
down  the  driveway and into our backyard and behind the garage. I  stood  a
moment, listening. Then I climbed the back fence, over the vines and on over
into  the next backyard. I ran through that yard and up the driveway  and  I
began  dog-trotting south down the street like a guy practicing  for  track.
There was nobody behind me but I kept trotting. If he knows it was me, if he
tells my father, I'm dead. But maybe he just let the dog out to take a shit?
I  trotted down to West Adams Boulevard and sat on a streetcar bench. I  sat
there  five  minutes or so, then I walked back home. When I  got  there,  my
parents  weren't back yet. I went inside, undressed, turned out  the  lights
and waited for morning . . .

      Another  Wednesday night Baldy and I were taking our usual  short  cut
between two apartment houses. We were on our way to his father's wine cellar
when  Baldy  stopped at a window. The shade was almost down but  not  quite.
Baldy stopped, bent, and peeked inside. He waved me over.

     "What is it?" I whispered.
      There  was a man and a woman in bed, naked. There was just a  bedsheet
partly  over them. The man was trying to kiss the woman and she was  pushing
him away.
     "God damn it, let me have it, Marie!"
     "But I'm hot, please."
     "Take your god-damned hands off me!"
     "But, Marie, I love you!"
     "You and your fucking love . . ."
     "Marie, please. "
     "Will you shut up?"
     The man turned toward the wall. The woman picked up a magazine, bunched
a pillow behind her head, and began reading it.
     Baldy and I walked away from the window,
     "Jesus," said Baldy, "that made me sick!"
      "I thought we were going to see something," I said. When we got to the
wine cellar Baldy's old man had put a big padlock on the cellar door.

     We tried that window again and again but we never actually
     saw anything happen. It was always the same.
     "Marie, it's been a long time. We're living together, you know.
     We're married!"
     "Big fucking deal!"
     "Just this once, Marie, and I won't bother you again, I won't
     bother you for a long time, I promise!"
     "Shut up! You make me sick!"
     Baldy and I walked away.
     "Shit," I said.
     "Shit," he said.
     "I don't think he's got a cock," I said.
     "He might as well not have," said Baldy. We stopped going back there.

     Wagner wasn't done with us. I was standing in the yard during gym class
when he walked up to me.
     "What are you doing, Chinaski?"
     I didn't answer.
     "How come you're not in any of the games?"
     "Shit. That's kid stuff."
     "I'm putting you on garbage detail until further notice."
     "What for? What's the charge?"
     "Loitering. 50 demerits."
      The kids had to work off their demerits on garbage detail. If you  had
more  than  ten demerits and didn't work them off, you couldn't graduate.  I
didn't care whether I graduated or not. That was their problem. I could just
stay  around getting older and older and bigger and bigger. I'd get all  the
     "50 demerits?" I asked. "Is that all you're going to give me? How about
a hundred?"
     "O.K., one hundred. You got 'em."
      Wagner swaggered off. Peter Mangalore had 500 demerits. Now I  was  in
second place, and gaining . . .
      The  first garbage detail was during the last thirty minutes of lunch.
The  next  day  I  was carrying a garbage can with Peter Mangalore.  It  was
simple. We each had a stick with a sharp nail on the end of it. We picked up
papers with the stick and stuck them into the can. The girls watched  us  as
we  walked by. They knew we were bad. Peter looked bored and I looked
like I didn't give a damn. The girls knew we were bad.
     "You know Lilly Fischman?" Pete asked as we walked along.
     "Oh, yes, yes."
     "Well, she's not a virgin."
     "How do you know?"
     "She told me."
     "Who got her?"
     "Her father."
     "Hmmm . . . Well you can't blame him."
     "Lilly's heard I've got a big cock."
     "Yeah, it's all over school."
     "Well, Lilly wants it. She claims she can handle it."
     "You'll rip her to pieces."
     "Yeah, I will. Anyhow, she wants it."
      We  put the garbage can down and stared at some girls who were sitting
on a bench. Pete walked toward the bench. I stood there. He walked up to one
of  the girls and whispered something in her ear. She started giggling. Pete
walked back to the garbage can. We picked it up and walked away.
      "So,"  said Pete, "this afternoon at 4 p.m. I'm going to rip Lilly  to
      "You  know  that  broken-down car at the back of the school  that  Pop
Farnsworth took the engine out of?"
     "Well, before they haul that son-of-a-bitch away, that's going to be my
bedroom. I'm going to take her in the back seat."
     "Some guys really live."
     "I'm getting a hard just thinking about it," said Pete.
     "I am too and I'm not even the guy who's going to do it."
     "There's one problem though," said Pete.
     "You can't come?"
      "No, it's not that. I need a look-out. I need somebody to tell me  the
coast is clear."
     "Yeah? Well, look, I can do that."
     "Would you?" asked Pete.
      "Sure.  But  we  should have one more guy so  we  can  watch  in  both
     "All right. Who you got in mind?"
     "Baldy? Shit, he's not much."
     "No, but he's trustworthy."
     "All right. So I'll see you guys at four."
     "We'll be there."

     At four p.m. we met Pete and Lilly at the car.
      "Hi!"  said  Lilly. She looked hot. Pete was smoking a  cigarette.  He
looked bored.
     "Hello, Lilly," I said.
     "Hi, Lilly baby," said Baldy.
      There  were  some guys playing a game of touch football in  the  other
field but that only made it better, a kind of camouflage. Lilly was wiggling
around, breathing heavily, her breasts were moving up and down.
      "Well,"  said Pete, throwing his cigarette away, "let's make  friends,
     He opened the back door, bowed, and Lilly climbed in. Pete got in after
her and took his shoes off, then his pants and his shorts. Lilly looked down
and saw Pete's meat hanging.
     "Oh my," she said, "I don't know . . ."
     "Come on, baby," said Pete, "nobody lives forever."
     "Well, all right, I guess . . ."
      Pete looked out the window. "Hey, are you guys watching to see if  the
coast is clear?"
     "Yeah, Pete," I said, "we're watching."
     "We're looking," said Baldy.
      Pete  pulled Lilly's skirt all the way up. There was white flesh above
her  knee socks and you could see her panties. Glorious. Pete grabbed  Lilly
and kissed her. Then he pulled away.
     "You whore!" he said.
     "Talk to me nice, Pete!"
      "You bitch-whore!" he said and slapped her across the face, hard.  She
began sobbing. "Don't, Pete, don't . . ."

     "Shut up, cunt!"
      Pete  began pulling at Lilly's panties. He was having a terrible time.
Her  panties  were tight around her big ass. Pete gave a violent  tug,  they
ripped  and  he  pulled the panties down around her legs and  off  over  her
shoes. He threw them on the floorboard. Then he began playing with her cunt.
He  played  with her cunt and played with her cunt and kissed her again  and
again.  Then he leaned back against the car seat. He only had half  a  hard.
Lilly looked down at him.
     "What are you, a queer?"
      "No, it's not that, Lilly. It's just that I don't think these guys are
watching to see if the coast is clear. They're watching us.  I  don't
want to get caught in here."
     "The coast is clear, Pete," I said. "We're watching!"
     "We're watching!" said Baldy.
      "I don't believe them," said Pete. "All they're watching is your cunt,
     "You're chicken! All that meat and it's only at half-mast!"
     "I'm scared of getting caught, Lilly."
     "I know what to do," she said.
      Lilly  bent over and ran her tongue along Pete's cock. She lapped  her
tongue around the monstrous head. Then she had it in her mouth.
     "Lilly . . . Christ," said Pete, "I love you . . ."
     "Lilly, Lilly, Lilly . . . oh, oh, oooh ooooh . . ."
     "Henry!" Baldy screamed. "LOOK!"
     I looked. It was Wagner running toward us from across the field and
also  coming  behind him were the guys who had been playing touch  football,
plus  some of the people who had been watching the football game,  boys  and
girls both.
     "Pete!" I yelled, "It's Wagner coming with 50 people!"
     "Shit!" moaned Pete.
     "Oh, shit," said Lilly.
      Baldy and I took off. We ran out the gate and halfway up the block. We
looked back through the fence. Pete and Lilly never had a chance. Wagner ran
up  and  ripped open the car door hoping for a good look. Then the  car  was
surrounded and we couldn't see any more . . .
      After  that,  we never saw Pete or Lilly again. We had  no  idea  what
happened  to them. Baldy and I each got 1,000 demerits which put me  in  the
lead  over Mangalore with 1,100. There was no way I could work them  off.  I
was in Mt. Justin for life. Of course, they informed our parents.

      "Let's go," said my father, and I walked into the bathroom. He got the
strop down.
      "Take down your pants and shorts," he said. I didn't do it. He reached
in front of me, yanked my belt open, unbuttoned me and yanked my pants down.
He  pulled  down  my  shorts. The strop landed. It was the  same,  the  same
explosive sound, the same pain.
      "You're going to kill your mother!" he screamed. He hit me again.  But
the  tears  weren't  coming. -My eyes were strangely dry.  I  thought  about
killing  him. That there must be a way to kill him. In a couple of  years  I
could beat him to death. But I wanted him now. He wasn't much of anything. I
must  have been adopted. He hit me again. The pain was still there  but  the
fear  of it was gone. The strop landed again. The room no longer blurred.  I
could see everything clearly. My father seemed to sense the difference in me
and he began to lash me harder, again and again, but the more he beat me the
less  I felt. It was almost as if he was the one who was helpless. Something
had occurred, something had changed. My father stopped, puffing, and I heard
him hanging up the strop. He walked to the door. I turned.
     "Hey," I said.
     My father turned and looked at me.
     "Give me a couple more," I told him, "if it makes you feel any better."
      "Don't you dare talk to me that way!" he said. I looked at him.
I  saw folds of flesh under his chin and around his neck. I saw sad wrinkles
and  crevices. His face was tired pink putty. He was in his undershirt,  and
his  belly sagged, wrinkling his undershirt. The eyes were no longer fierce.
His  eyes  looked away and couldn't meet mine. Something had  happened.  The
bath  towels  knew it, the shower curtain knew it, the mirror knew  it,  the
bathtub and the toilet knew it. My father turned and walked out the door. He
knew it. It was my last beating. From him.

      Jr.  high went by quickly enough. About the 8th grade, going into  the
9th,  I broke out with acne. Many of the guys had it but not like mine. Mine
was  really terrible. I was the worst case in town. I had pimples and  boils
all  over my face, back, neck, and some on my chest. It happened just  as  I
was  beginning to be accepted as a tough guy and a leader. I was still tough
but  it  wasn't the same. I had to withdraw. I watched people from afar,  it
was like a stage play. Only they were on stage and I was an audience of one.
I'd  always had trouble with the girls but with acne it was impossible.  The
girls  were  further  away than ever. Some of them were truly  beautiful  --
their  dresses, their hair, their eyes, the way they stood around.  Just  to
walk  down the street during an afternoon with one, you know, talking  about
everything and anything, I think that would have made me feel very good.
      Also, there was still something about me that continually got me  into
trouble.  Most  teachers  didn't  trust or  like  me,  especially  the  lady
teachers.  I never said anything out of the way but they claimed it  was  my
"attitude." It was something about the way I sat slouched in my seat and  my
"voice tone." I was usually accused of
     "sneering" although I wasn't conscious of it. I was often made to stand
outside  in  the hall during class or I was sent to the principal's  office.
The principal always did the same thing. He had a phone booth in his office.
He made me stand in the phone booth with the door closed. I spent many hours
in  that  phone booth. The only reading material in there was the  Ladies
Home  Journal.  It  was deliberate torture. I read  the  Ladies  Home
Journal anyhow. I got to read each new issue. I hoped that maybe I could
learn something about women.

     I must have had 5,000 demerits by graduation time but it didn't seem to
matter.  They wanted to get rid of me. I was standing outside  in  the  line
that  was  filing into the auditorium one by one. We each had on  our  cheap
little  cap and gown that had been passed down again and again to  the  next
graduating group. We could hear each person's name as they walked across the
stage.  They were making one big god-damned deal out of graduating from  Jr.
high. The band played our school song:

     Oh, Mt. Justin,
     Oh, Mt. Justin
     We will be true,
     Our hearts are singing wildly
     All our skies are blue . . . 

      We stood in line, each of us waiting to march across the stage. In the
audience were our parents and friends.
     "I'm about to puke," said one of the guys.
      "We only go from crap to more crap," said another, The girls seemed to
be more serious about it. That's why I didn't really trust them. They seemed
to  be part of the wrong things. They and the school seemed to have the same
      "This  stuff brings me down," said one of the guys. "I wish  I  had  a
     "Here you are . . ."
     Another of the guys handed him a cigarette. We passed it around between
four or five of us. I took a hit and exhaled through my nostrils. Then I saw
Curly Wagner walking in.
     "Ditch it!" I said. "Here comes vomit-head!"
      Wagner  walked  right up to me. He was dressed in his grey  gym  suit,
including sweatshirt, just as he had been the first time I saw him  and  all
the other times afterward. He stood in front of me.
      "Listen,"  he  said, "you think you're getting away  from  me  because
you're getting out of here, but you're not! I'm going to follow you the rest
of your life. I'm going to follow you to the ends of the earth and I'm going
to get you!"

      I  just  glanced  at him without comment and he walked  off.  Wagner's
little  graduation speech only made me that much bigger with the guys.  They
thought I must have done some big goddamned thing to rile him. But it wasn't
true. Wagner was just simple-crazy.
      We  got  nearer and nearer to the doorway of the auditorium. Not  only
could we hear each name being announced, and the applause, but we could  see
the audience. Then it was my turn.
      "Henry Chinaski," the principal said over the microphone. And I walked
forward.  There was no applause. Then one kindly soul in the  audience  gave
two or three claps.
      There were rows of seats set up on the stage for the graduating class.
We sat there and waited. The principal gave his speech about opportunity and
success in America. Then it was all over. The band struck up the Mt.  Justin
school  song.  The students and their parents and friends rose  and  mingled
together. I walked around, looking. My parents weren't there. I made sure. I
walked around and gave it a good look-see.
      It  was  just  as well. A tough guy didn't need that. I  took  off  my
ancient cap and gown and handed it to the guy at the end of the aisle -- the
janitor. He folded the pieces up for the next time.
     I walked outside. The first one out. But where could I go? I had eleven
cents in my pocket. I walked back to where I lived.

      That  summer, July 1934, they gunned down John Dillinger  outside  the
movie  house in Chicago. He never had a chance. The Lady in Red had fingered
him.  More  than  a  year earlier the banks had collapsed.  Prohibition  was
repealed  and my father drank Eastside beer again. But the worst  thing  was
Dillinger  getting  it.  A  lot  of people admired  Dillinger  and  it  made
everybody  feel  terrible. Roosevelt was President. He gave  Fireside  Chats
over the radio and everybody listened. He could really talk. And he began to
enact programs to put people to work. But things were still very bad. And my
boils got worse, they were unbelievably large.
      That  September I was scheduled to go to Woodhaven High but my  father
insisted I go to Chelsey High.
      "Look,"  I  told him, "Chelsey is out of this district. It's  too  far
     "You'll do as I tell you. You'll register at Chelsey High."
      I knew why he wanted me to go to Chelsey. The rich kids went there. My
father was crazy. He still thought about being rich. When Baldy found out  I
was  going to Chelsey he decided to go there too. I couldn't get rid of  him
or my boils.
      The  first day we rode our bikes to Chelsey and parked them. It was  a
terrible feeling. Most of those kids, at least all the older ones, had their
own  automobiles, many of them new convertibles, and they weren't  black  or
dark  blue like most cars, they were bright yellow, green, orange  and  red.
The guys sat in them outside of the school and the girls gathered around and
went  for rides. Everybody was nicely dressed, the guys and the girls,  they
had  pullover sweaters, wrist watches and the latest in shoes,  They  seemed
very adult and poised and superior. And there I was in my homemade shirt, my
one  ragged  pair of pants, my rundown shoes, and I was covered with  boils.
The  guys  with  the cars didn't worry about acne. They were very  handsome,
they  were tall and clean with bright teeth and they didn't wash their  hair
with  hand soap. They seemed to know something I didn't know. I was  at  the
bottom again.
      Since  all the guys had cars Baldy and I were ashamed of our bicycles.
We left them home and walked to school and back, two-and-one-half miles each
way.  We  carried  brown bag lunches. But most of the other students  didn't
even  eat in the school cafeteria. They drove to malt shops with the  girls,
played the juke boxes and laughed. They were on their way to U.S.C.

      I was ashamed of my boils. At Chelsey you had a choice between gym and
R.O.T.C.  I took R.O.T.C. because then I didn't have to wear a gym suit  and
nobody  could see the boils on my body. But I hated the uniform.  The  shirt
was made of wool and it irritated my boils. The uniform was worn from Monday
to Thursday. On Friday we were allowed to wear regular clothes.
     We studied the Manual of Arms. It was about warfare and shit like that.
We  had  to pass exams. We marched around the field. We practiced the Manual
of  Arms.  Handling the rifle during various drills was bad for  me.  I  had
boils  on  my  shoulders.  Sometimes when I slammed  the  rifle  against  my
shoulder a boil would break and leak through my shirt. The blood would  come
through  but  because the shirt was thick and made of wool the  spot  wasn't
obvious and didn't look like blood.
      I  told  my mother what was happening. She lined the shoulders  of  my
shirts with white patches of cloth, but it only helped a little.
     Once an officer came through on inspection. He grabbed the rifle out of
my  hands and held it up, peering through the barrel, for dust in the  bore.
He  slammed  the rifle back at me, then looked at a blood spot on  my  right
     "Chinaski!" he snapped, "your rifle is leaking oil!"
     "Yes, sir."
      I got through the term but the boils got worse and worse. They were as
large as walnuts and covered my face. I was very ashamed. Sometimes at  home
I  would stand before the bathroom mirror and break one of the boils. Yellow
pus would spurt and splatter on the mirror. And little white hard pits. In a
horrible way it was fascinating that all that stuff was in there. But I knew
how hard it was for other people to look at me.
      The school must have advised my father. At the end of that term I  was
withdrawn  from  school.  I  went to bed and  my  parents  covered  me  with
ointments. There was a brown salve that stank. My father preferred that  one
for  me.  It burned. He insisted that I keep it on longer, much longer  than
the  instructions  advised. One night he insisted that I  leave  it  on  for
hours.  I began screaming. I ran to the tub, filled it with water and washed
the salve off, with difficulty. I was burned, on my face, my back and chest.
That night I sat on the edge of the bed. I couldn't lay down. My father came
into the room.
     "I thought I told you to leave that stuff on!"
     "Look what happened," I told him. My mother came into the room.
      "The  son-of-a-bitch doesn't want to get well," my father  told
her. "Why did I have to have a son like this?"

     My mother lost her job. My father kept leaving in his car every morning
as  if  he  were  going to work. "I'm an engineer," he told people.  He  had
always wanted to be an engineer.
     It was arranged for me to go to the L.A. County General Hospital. I was
given  a long white card. I took the white card and got on the #7 streetcar.
The  fare  was seven cents for four tokens for a quarter). I dropped  in  my
token  and  walked  to  the  back  of the streetcar.  I  had  an  8:30  a.m.
      A  few blocks later a young boy and a woman got on the streetcar.  The
woman  was  fat and the boy was about four years old. They sat in  the  seat
behind  me.  I  looked  out the window. We rolled along.  I  liked  that  #7
streetcar.  It went really fast and rocked back and forth as the  sun  shone
      "Mommy,"  I  heard the young boy say, "What's wrong  with  that
man's face?"

     The woman didn't answer. The hoy asked her the same question again. She
didn't answer.
      Then  the boy screamed it out, "Mommy! What's wrong with that man's
     "Shut up! I don't know what's wrong with his face!"

      I  went to Admissions at the hospital and they instructed me to report
to the fourth floor. There the nurse at the desk took my name and told me to
be seated. We sat in two long rows of green metal chairs facing one another.
Mexicans,  whites and blacks. There were no Orientals. There was nothing  to
read.  Some of the patients had day-old newspapers. The people were  of  all
ages,  thin and fat, short and tall, old and young. Nobody talked. Everybody
seemed  very  tired. Orderlies walked back and forth, sometimes  you  saw  a
nurse,  but  never a doctor. An hour went by, two hours. Nobody's  name  was
called. I got up to look for a water fountain. I looked in the little  rooms
where  people were to be examined. There wasn't anybody in any of the rooms,
neither doctors or patients.
     I went to the desk. The nurse was staring down into a big fat book with
names written in it. The phone rang. She answered it.
     "Dr. Menen isn't here yet." She hung up.
     "Pardon me," I said.
     "Yes?" the nurse asked.
     "The doctors aren't here yet. Can I come back later?"
     "But there's nobody here."
     "The doctors are on call."
     "But I have an 8:30 appointment."
     "Everybody here has an 8:30 appointment."
     There were 45 or 50 people waiting.
      "Since  I'm  on the waiting list, suppose I come back in a  couple  of
hours, maybe there will be some doctors here then."
      "If  you leave now, you will automatically lose your appointment.  You
will have to return tomorrow if you still wish treatment."
     I walked back and sat in a chair. The others didn't protest.
      There  was  very little movement. Sometimes two or three nurses  would
walk  by laughing. Once they pushed a man past in a wheelchair. Both of  his
legs were heavily bandaged and his ear on the side of his head toward me had
been sliced off. There was a black hole divided into little sections, and it
looked  like a spider had gone in there and made a spider web. Hours passed.
Noon  came  and  went.  Another hour. Two hours. We  sat  and  waited.  Then
somebody said, "There's a doctor!"
      The  doctor  walked into one of the examination rooms and  closed  the
door. We all watched. Nothing. A nurse went in. We heard her laughing.  Then
she  walked  out. Five minutes. Ten minutes. The doctor walked  out  with  a
clipboard in his hand.
     "Martinez?" the doctor asked. "Jose Martinez?"
     An old thin Mexican man stood up and began walking toward the doctor.
     "Martinez? Martinez, old boy, how are you?"
     "Sick, doctor . . . I think I die . . ."
     "Well, now . . . Step in here . . ."
      Martinez  was in there a long time. I picked up a discarded  newspaper
and  tried to read it. But we were all thinking about Martinez. If  Martinez
ever got out of there, someone would be next.
     Then Martinez screamed. "AHHHHH! AHHHHH! STOP! STOP! AHHHH! MERCY! GOD!
      "Now, now, that doesn't hurt . . ." said the doctor. Martinez screamed
again.  A  nurse  ran into the examination room. There was silence.  All  we
could see was the black shadow of the half-open doorway. Then an orderly ran
into the examination room. Martinez made a gurgling sound. He was taken  out
of  there on a rolling stretcher. The nurse and the orderly pushed him  down
the hall and through some swinging doors. Martinez was under a sheet but  he
wasn't dead because the sheet wasn't pulled over his face.
     The doctor stayed in the examination room for another ten minutes. Then
he came out with the clipboard.
     "Jefferson Williams?" he asked. There was no answer.
     "Is Jefferson Williams here?"
     There was no response.

     "Mary Blackthorne?"
     There was no answer.
     "Harry Lewis?"
     "Yes, doctor?"
     "Step forward, please . . ."

      It  was very slow. The doctor saw five more patients. Then he left the
examination  room, stopped at the desk, lit a cigarette and  talked  to  the
nurse  for fifteen minutes. He looked like a very intelligent man. He had  a
twitch  on  the right side of his face, which kept jumping, and he  had  red
hair  with  streaks of grey. He wore glasses and kept taking  them  off  and
putting them back on. Another nurse came in and gave him a cup of coffee. He
took a sip, then holding the coffee in one hand he pushed the swinging doors
open with the other and was gone.
      The  office  nurse came out from behind the desk with our  long  white
cards  and she called our names. As we answered, she handed each of  us  our
card  back. "This ward is closed for the day. Please return tomorrow if  you
wish. Your appointment time is stamped on your card."
     I looked down at my card. It was stamped 8:30 a.m.

      I  got  lucky  the next day. They called my name. It was  a  different
doctor.  I  stripped down. He turned a hot white light on me and  looked  me
over. I was sitting on the edge of the examination table.
     "Hmmm, hmmmm," he said, "uh huh . . ."
     I sat there.
     "How long have you had this?"
     "A couple of years. It keeps getting worse and worse."
     "Ah hah."
     He kept looking.
     "Now, you just stretch out there on your stomach. I'll be right back."
      Some  moments passed and suddenly there were many people in the  room.
They  were all doctors. At least they looked and talked like doctors.  Where
had  they  come  from? I had thought there were hardly any doctors  at  L.A.
County General Hospital.
     "Acne vulgaris. The worst case I've seen in all my years of practice!"
     "Look at the face!"
     "The neck!"
      "I  just finished examining a young girl with acne vulgaris. Her  back
was  covered.  She cried. She told me, 'How will I ever get a man?  My  back
will be scarred forever. I want to kill myself!' And now look at this
fellow!  If  she  could see him, she'd know that she really had  nothing  to
complain about!"

     You dumb fuck, I thought, don't you realize that I can hear
      what  you're saying? How did a man get to be a doctor? Did  they  take
     "Is he asleep?"
     "He seems very calm."
     "No, I don't think he's asleep. Are you asleep, my boy?"
     They kept moving the hot white light about on various parts of
     my body.
     "Turn over."
     I turned over.
     "Look, there's a lesion inside of his mouth!"
     "Well, how will we treat it?"
     "The electric needle, I think . . .
     "Yes, of course, the electric needle."
     "Yes, the needle."
     It was decided.

      The  next day I sat in the hall in my green tin chair, waiting  to  be
called.  Across from me sat a man who had something wrong with his nose.  It
was  very  red  and very raw and very fat and long and it was  growing  upon
itself.  You  could see where section had grown upon section. Something  had
irritated  the man's nose and it had just started growing. I looked  at  the
nose and then tried not to look. I didn't want the man to see me looking,  I
knew  how he felt. But the man seemed very comfortable. He was fat  and  sat
there almost asleep.
     They called him first: "Mr. Sleeth?"
     He moved forward a bit in his chair.
     "Sleeth? Richard Sleeth?"
     "Uh? Yes, I'm here . . ."
     He stood up and moved toward the doctor.
     "How are you today, Mr. Sleeth?"
     "Fine . . . I'm all right . . ."
     He followed the doctor into the examination room.

      I  got  my  call  an  hour later. I followed the doctor  through  some
swinging  doors  and into another room. It was larger than  the  examination
room. I was told to disrobe and to sit on a table. The doctor looked at me.
     "You really have a case there, haven't you?"
     He poked at a boil on my back.

     "That hurt?"
     "Well," he said, "we're going to try to get some drainage."
      I  heard him turn on the machinery. It made a whirring sound. I  could
smell oil getting hot.
     "Ready?" he asked.
      He  pushed the electric needle into my back. I was being drilled.  The
pain  was  immense. It filled the room. I felt the blood run down  my  back.
Then he pulled the needle out.
      "Now  we're going to get another one," said the doctor. He jammed  the
needle  into me. Then he pulled it out and jammed it into a third boil.  Two
other men had walked in and were standing there watching. They were probably
doctors. The needle went into me again.
      "I  never saw anybody go under the needle like that," said one of  the
     "He gives no sign at all," said the other man.
     "Why don't you guys go out and pinch some nurse's ass?" I asked them.
     "Look, son, you can't talk to us like that!"
     The needle dug into me. I didn't answer.
     "The boy is evidently very bitter . . ."
     "Yes, of course, that's it."
     The men walked out.
      "Those  are fine professional men," said my doctor. "It's not good  of
you to abuse them."
     "Just go ahead and drill," I told him.
      He  did. The needle got very hot but he went on and on. He drilled  my
entire  back, then he got my chest. Then I stretched out and he  drilled  my
neck and my face.
      A  nurse came in and she got her instructions. "Now, Miss Ackerman,  I
want these . . . pustules . . . thoroughly drained. And when you get to  the
blood, keep squeezing. I want thorough drainage."
     "Yes, Dr. Grundy."
     "And afterwards, the ultra-violet ray machine. Two minutes on each side
to begin with . . ."
     "Yes, Dr. Grundy."
      I followed Miss Ackerman into another room. She told me to lay down on
the table. She got a tissue and started on the first boil.
     "Does this hurt?"
     "It's all right."
     "You poor boy . . ."
     "Don't worry. I'm just sorry you have to do this."
     "You poor boy . . ."
      Miss  Ackerman was the first person to give me any sympathy.  It  felt
strange. She was a chubby little nurse in her early thirties.
     "Are you going to school?" she asked.
     "No, they had to take me out."
     Miss Ackerman kept squeezing as she talked.
     "What do you do all day?"
     "I just stay in bed."
     "That's awful."
     "No, it's nice. I like it."
     "Does this hurt?"
     "Go ahead. It's all right."
     "What's so nice about laying in bed all day?"
     "I don't have to see anybody."
     "You like that?"
     "Oh, yes."
     "What do you do all day?"
     "Some of the day I listen to the radio."
     "What do you listen to?"
     "Music. And people talking."
     "Do you think of girls?"
     "Sure. But that's out."
     "You don't want to think that way."
      "I make charts of airplanes going overhead. They come over at the same
time  each day. I have them timed. Say that I know that one of them is going
to  pass over at 11:15 a.m. Around 11:10, I start listening for the sound of
the  motor. I try to hear the first sound. Sometimes I imagine I hear it and
sometimes I'm not sure and then I begin to hear it, 'way off, for sure.  And
the sound gets stronger. Then at 11:15 a.m. it passes overhead and the sound
is as loud as it's going to get."
     "You do that every day?"
     "Not when I'm here."

     "Turn over," said Miss Ackerman.
      I  did.  Then in the ward next to us a man started screaming. We  were
next to the disturbed ward. He was really loud.
     "What are they doing to him?" I asked Miss Ackerman.
     "He's in the shower."
     "And it makes him scream like that?"
     "I'm worse off than he is."
     "No, you're not."
     I liked Miss Ackerman. I sneaked a look at her. Her face was round, she
wasn't  very pretty but she wore her nurse's cap in a perky manner  and  she
had large dark brown eyes. It was the eyes. As she balled up some tissue  to
throw  into the dispenser I watched her walk. Well, she was no Miss  Gredis,
and I had seen many other women with better figures, but there was something
warm about her. She wasn't constantly thinking about being a woman.
      "As  soon as I finish your face," she said, "I will put you under  the
ultra-violet  ray  machine. Your next appointment  will  be  the  day  after
tomorrow at 8:30 a.m."
     We didn't talk any more after that.
     Then she was finished. I put on goggles and Miss Ackerman turned on the
ultra-violet ray machine.
      There  was  a ticking sound. It was peaceful. It might have  been  the
automatic  timer,  or the metal reflector on the lamp  heating  up.  It  was
comforting and relaxing, but when I began to think about it, I decided  that
everything that they were doing for me was useless. I figured that  at  best
the  needle would leave scars on me for the remainder of my life.  That  was
bad  enough but it wasn't what I really minded. What I minded was that  they
didn't  know how to deal with me. I sensed this in their discussions and  in
their manner. They were hesitant, uneasy, yet also somehow disinterested and
bored. Finally it didn't matter what they did. They just had to do something
-- anything -- because to do nothing would be unprofessional.
      They  experimented  on  the  poor and if that  worked  they  used  the
treatment on the rich. And if it didn't work, there would still be more poor
left over to experiment upon.
      The  machine  signaled  its warning that two  minutes  were  up.  Miss
Ackerman  came in, told me to turn over, re-set the machine, then left.  She
was the kindest person I had met in eight years.

      The  drilling and squeezing continued for weeks but there  was  little
result. When one boil vanished another would appear. I often stood in  front
of  the mirror alone, wondering how ugly a person could get. I would look at
my  face in disbelief, then turn to examine all the boils on my back. I  was
horrified.  No wonder people stared, no wonder they said unkind  things.  It
was  not  simply  a case of teen-age acne. These were inflamed,  relentless,
large,  swollen  boils filled with pus. I felt singled  out,  as  if  I  had
been  selected to be this way. My parents never spoke to me about  my
condition.  They were still on relief. My mother left each morning  to  look
for work and my. father drove off as if he were working. On Saturdays people
on  relief got free foodstuffs from the markets, mostly canned goods, almost
always  cans  of  hash for some reason. We ate a great  deal  of  hash.  And
bologna sandwiches. And potatoes. My mother learned to make potato pancakes.
Each Saturday when my parents went for their free food they didn't go to the
nearest market because they were afraid some of the neighbors might see them
and  then  know  that they were on the dole. So they walked two  miles  down
Washington Boulevard, to a store a couple of blocks past Crenshaw. It was  a
long walk. They walked the two miles back, sweating, carrying their shopping
bags  full  of canned hash and potatoes and bologna and carrots.  My  father
didn't  drive because he wanted to save gas. He needed the gas to  drive  to
and  from his invisible job. The other fathers weren't like that. They  just
sat quietly on their front porches or played horseshoes in the vacant lot.

      The  doctor gave me a white substance to apply to my face. It hardened
and  caked on the boils, giving me a plaster-like look. The substance didn't
seem to help. I was home alone one afternoon, applying this substance to  my
face  and  body.  I was standing in my shorts trying to reach  the  infected
areas  of  my  back with my hand when I heard voices. It was Baldy  and  his
friend Jimmy Hatcher. Jimmy Hatcher was a good looking fellow and he  was  a
      "Henry!" I heard Baldy calling. I heard him talking to Jimmy, Then  he
walked  up  on the porch and beat on the door. "Hey, Hank, it's Baldy!  Open
     You damn fool, I thought, don't you understand that I don't want to see
     "Hank! Hank! It's Baldy and Jim!"
     He beat on the front door.
      I  heard  him  talking to Jim. "Listen, I saw him! I saw  him  walking
around in there!"
     "He doesn't answer."
     "We better go in. He might be in trouble."
      You  fool,  I thought, I befriended you. I befriended you when  nobody
else could stand you. Now, look at this!
     I couldn't believe it. I ran into the hall and hid in a closet, leaving
the  door  slightly open. I was sure they wouldn't come into the house.  But
they did. I had left the back door open. I heard them walking around in  the
     "He's got to be here," said Baldy. "I saw something moving in here..."
      Jesus  Christ, I thought, can't I move around in here? I live in  this
      I  was crouched in the dark closet. I knew I couldn't let them find me
in there.
      I  swung the closet door open and leaped out. I saw them both standing
in the front room. I ran in there.
     They looked at me.
     They started running toward the back porch.
      I  heard them run up the driveway and out onto the sidewalk. I  didn't
want to watch them. I went into my bedroom and stretched out on the bed. Why
did  they want to see me? What could they do? There was nothing to be  done.
There was nothing to talk about.

     A couple of days later my mother didn't leave to go job hunting, and it
wasn't  my day to go to the L.A. County General Hospital. So we were in  the
house  together. I didn't like it. I liked the place to myself. I heard  her
moving about the house and I stayed in my bedroom. The boils were worse than
ever.  I  checked my airplane chart. The 1:20 p.m. flight was due.  I  began
listening.  He  was  late. It was 1:20 and he was still approaching.  As  he
passed  over  I  timed him as being three minutes late.  Then  I  heard  the
doorbell ring. I heard my mother open the door.
     "Emily, how are you?"
     "Hello, Katy, how are you?"
      It  was  my  grandmother, now very old. I heard  them  talking  but  I
couldn't  make  out  what they were saying. I was thankful  for  that.  They
talked  for five or ten minutes and then I heard them walking down the  hall
to my bedroom.
      "I  will bury all of you," I heard my grandmother say. "Where  is  the
     The door opened and my grandmother and mother stood there.
     "Hello, Henry," my grandmother said.
      "Your grandmother is here to help you," my mother said. My grandmother
had  a  large purse. She set it down on the dresser and pulled a huge silver
crucifix out of it.
     "Your grandmother is here to help you, Henry . . ."
      Grandmother had more warts on her than ever before and she was fatter.
She  looked invincible, she looked as if she would never die. She had gotten
so old that it was almost senseless for her to die.
     "Henry," said my mother, "turn over on your stomach."
      I turned over and my grandmother leaned over me. From the corner of my
eye  I  saw  her  dangling the huge crucifix over me. I had decided  against
religion  a  couple  of years back. If it were true, it made  fools  out  of
people,  or  it drew fools. And if it weren't true, the fools were  all  the
more foolish.

      But  it  was my grandmother and my mother. I decided to let them  have
their  way. The crucifix swung back and forth above my back, over my  boils,
over me.
      "God,"  prayed my grandmother, "purge the devil from this  poor  boy's
body!  Just look at all those sores! They make me sick, God! Look  at
them! It's the devil, God, dwelling in this boy's body. Purge the devil from
his body, Lord!"
     "Purge the devil from his body, Lord!" said my mother. What I need is a
good doctor, I thought. What is wrong with these women? Why don't they leave
me alone?
     "God," said my grandmother, "why do you allow the devil to dwell inside
this  body's  body? Don't you see how the devil is enjoying  this?  Look  at
these sores, 0 Lord, I am about to vomit just looking at them! They are  red
and big and full!"
     "Purge the devil from my boy's body!" screamed my mother.
     "May God save us from this evil!" screamed my grandmother. She took the
crucifix  and  poked it into the center of my back, dug  it  in.  The  blood
spurted  out, I could feel it, at first warm, then suddenly cold.  I  turned
over and sat up in the bed.
     "What the fuck are you doing?"
      "I  am  making a hole for the devil to be pushed out by God!" said  my
      "All right," I said, "I want you both to get out of here, and fast! Do
you understand me?"
     "He is still possessed!" said my grandmother.
     They left, shocked and disappointed, closing the door behind them.

     I went into the bathroom, wadded up some toilet paper and tried to stop
the  bleeding.  I  pulled the toilet paper away and looked  at  it.  It  was
soaked.  I  got a new batch of toilet paper and held it to my  back  awhile.
Then  I got the iodine. I made passes at my back, trying to reach the  wound
with  the iodine. It was difficult. I finally gave up. Who ever heard of  an
infected back, anyhow? You either lived or died. The back was something  the
assholes had never figured out how to amputate.
      I  walked back into the bedroom and got into bed and pulled the covers
to my throat. I looked up at the ceiling as I talked to myself.
      All right, God, say that You are really there. You have put me in this
fix. You want to test me. Suppose I test You? Suppose I say that You are not
there?  You've given me a supreme test with my parents and with these boils.
I  think  that I have passed Your test. I am tougher than You. If  You  will
come  down here right now, I will spit into Your face, if You have  a  face.
And do You shit? The priest never answered that question. He told us not  to
doubt. Doubt what? I think that You have been picking on me too much sol  am
asking You to come down here so I can put You to the test!
      I waited. Nothing. I waited for God. I waited and waited. I believe  I
      I  never slept on my back. But when I awakened I was on my back and it
surprised  me.  My  legs were bent at the knees in front  of  me,  making  a
mountain-like  effect  with the blankets. And as I looked  at  the  blanket-
mountain  before me I saw two eyes staring at me. Only the eyes  were  dark,
black, blank . . . looking at me from underneath a hood, a black hood with a
sharp  tall  peak, like a ku-klux-klansman. They kept staring  at  me,  dark
blank  eyes,  and  there  was nothing I could  do  about  it.  I  was  truly
terrified. I thought, it's God but God isn't supposed to look like that.
     I couldn't stare it down. I couldn't move. It just stayed there looking
at  me  over the mound of my knees and the blanket. I wanted to get away.  I
wanted it to leave. It was powerful and black and threatening.
      It  seemed to remain there for hours, just staring at me. Then it  was
gone . . . I stayed in bed thinking about it.
      I couldn't believe that it had been God. Dressed like that. That would
be a cheap trick. It had been an illusion, of course.
      I  thought about it for ten or fifteen minutes, then I got up and went
to  get  the  little brown box my grandmother had given me many  years  ago.
Inside  of it were tiny rolls of paper with quotations from the Bible.  Each
tiny  roll  was  held in a cubicle of its own. One was  supposed  to  ask  a
question and the little roll of paper one pulled out was supposed to  answer
that  question. I had tried it before and found it useless. Now I  tried  it
again.  I  asked  the brown box, "What did that mean? What  did  those  eyes
      I  pulled out a paper and unrolled it. It was a tiny stiff white piece
of paper. I unrolled and read it. GOD HAS FORSAKEN YOU.
      I  rolled the paper up and stuck it back into its cubicle in the brown
box.  I  didn't believe it. I went back to bed and thought about it. It  was
too  simple,  too direct. I didn't believe it. I considered masturbating  to
bring  me  back  to reality. I still didn't believe it. I got  back  up  and
started  unrolling all the little papers inside the brown box. I was looking
for  the  one that said, GOD HAS FORSAKEN YOU. I unrolled them all. None  of
them said that. I read them all and none of them said that. I rolled them up
and put them carefully back into their cubicles in the little brown box.

      Meanwhile, the boils got worse. I kept getting onto streetcar  #7  and
going to L. A. County General Hospital and I began to fall in love with Miss
Ackerman, my nurse of the squeezings. She would never know how each stab  of
pain  caused courage to well up in me. Despite the horror of the  blood  and
the  pus,  she  was always humane and kind. My love-feeling for  her  wasn't
sexual. I just wished that she would enfold me in her starched whiteness and
that  together  we could vanish forever from the world. But  she  never  did
that.  She  was  too  practical.  She  would  only  remind  me  of  my  next

      The  ultra-violet ray machine clicked off. I had been treated on  both
sides. I took off the goggles and began to dress. Miss Ackerman walked in.
     "Not yet," she said, "keep your clothes off."
     What is she going to do to me, I thought?
     "Sit up on the edge of the table."
      I  sat there and she began rubbing salve over my face. It was a  thick
buttery substance.
      "The  doctors have decided on a new approach. We're going  to  bandage
your face to effect drainage."
      "Miss Ackerman, what ever happened to that man with the big nose?  The
nose that kept growing?"
     "Mr. Sleeth?"
     "The man with the big nose."
     "That was Mr. Sleeth."
     "I don't see him anymore. Did he get cured?"
     "He's dead."
     "You mean he died from that big nose?"
      "Suicide." Miss Ackerman continued to apply the salve. Then I heard  a
man  scream from the next ward, "Joe, where are you? Joe, you said  you'd
come back! Joe, where are you?"
     The voice was loud and so sad, so agonized.
      "He's  done that every afternoon this week," said Miss Ackerman,  "and
Joe's not going to come get him."
     "Can't they help him?"
      "I  don't know. They all quiet down, finally. Now take your finger and
hold this pad while I bandage you. There. Yes. That's it. Now let go. Fine."
     "Joe! Joe, you said you'd come back! Where are you, Joe?"
      "Now, hold your finger on this pad. There. Hold it there. I'm going to
wrap you up good! There. Now I'll secure the dressings."
     Then she was finished.
      "O.K.,  put on your clothes. See you the day after tomorrow.  Goodbye,
     "Goodbye, Miss Ackerman."
      I  got  dressed, left the room and walked down the hall. There  was  a
mirror on a cigarette machine in the lobby. I looked into the mirror. It was
great.  My whole head was bandaged. I was all white. Nothing could  be  seen
but my eyes, my mouth and my ears, and some tufts of hair sticking up at the
top  of  my head. I was hidden. It was wonderful. I stood and  lit  a
cigarette  and glanced about the lobby. Some in-patients were sitting  about
reading  magazines and newspapers. I felt very exceptional and a  bit  evil,
Nobody  had any idea of what had happened to me. Car crash. A fight  to  the
death. A murder. Fire. Nobody knew.
      I  walked out of the lobby and out of the building and I stood on  the
sidewalk. I could still hear him. "Joe! Joe! Where are you,Joe!"
      Joe  wasn't  coming. It didn't pay to trust another  human  being.
Humans didn't have it, whatever it took.
      On the streetcar ride back I sat in the back smoking cigarettes out of
my  bandaged head. People stared but I didn't care. There was more fear than
horror in their eyes now. I hoped I could stay this way forever.
     I rode to the end of the line and got off. The afternoon was going into
evening  and  I  stood  on the corner of Washington Boulevard  and  Westview
Avenue  watching  the people. Those few who had jobs were coming  home  from
work. My father would soon be driving home from his fake job. I didn't  have
a  job, I didn't go to school. I didn't do anything. I was bandaged,  I  was
standing  on  the corner smoking a cigarette. I was a tough  man,  I  was  a
dangerous  man.  I  knew  things. Sleeth had suicided.  I  wasn't  going  to
suicide.  I'd rather kill some of them. I'd take four or five of  them  with
me. I'd show them what it meant to play around with me.
      A  woman walked down the street toward me. She had fine legs. First  I
stared right into her eyes and then I looked down at her
      legs,  and  as  she passed I watched her ass, I drank her  ass  in.  I
memorized  her ass and the seams of her silk stockings. I never  could  have
done that without my bandages.

      The  next  day in bed I got tired of waiting for the airplanes  and  I
found  a large yellow notebook that had been meant for high school work.  It
was  empty.  I found a pen. I went to bed with the notebook and the  pen.  I
made  some  drawings.  I  drew women in high-heeled shoes  with  their  legs
crossed and their skirts pulled back.
      Then  I began writing. It was about a German aviator in World  War  1.
Baron  Von  Himmlen. He flew a red Fokker. And he was not popular  with  his
fellow fliers. He didn't talk to them. He drank alone and he flew alone.  He
didn't bother with women, although they all loved him. He was above that. He
was too busy. He was busy shooting Allied planes out of the sky. Already  he
had shot down 110 and the war wasn't over. His red Fokker, which he referred
to  as  the  "October Bird of Death," was known everywhere. Even  the  enemy
ground  troops knew him as he often flew low over them, taking their gunfire
and  laughing, dropping bottles of champagne to them suspended  from  little
parachutes.  Baron Von Himmlen was never attacked by less than  five  Allied
planes  at  a time. He was an ugly man with scars on his face,  but  he  was
beautiful  if you looked long enough -- it was in the eyes, his  style,  his
courage, his fierce aloneness.
      I  wrote  pages and pages about the Baron's dog fights, how  he  would
knock  down three or four planes, fly back, almost nothing left of  his  red
Fokker.  He'd bounce down, leap out of the plane while it was still  rolling
and  head  for  the bar where he'd grab a bottle and sit at a  table  alone,
pouring  shots  and  slamming them down. Nobody drank like  the  Baron.  The
others  just  stood at the bar and watched him. One time one  of  the  other
fliers said, "What is it, Himmlen? You think you're too good for us?" It was
Willie  Schmidt, the biggest, strongest guy in the outfit. The Baron  downed
his  drink,  set down his glass, stood up and slowly started walking  toward
Willie who was standing at the bar. The other fliers backed off.
      "Jesus,  what are you going to do?" asked Willie as  the  Baron
     The Baron kept moving slowly toward Willie, not answering.
     "Jesus, Baron, I was just kidding! Mother's honor! Listen to me,
Baron . . . Baron . . . the enemy is elsewhere! Baron!"
      The  Baron let go with his right. You couldn't see it. It smashed into
Willie's  face  propelling him over the top of the bar,  flipping  him  over
completely! He crashed into the bar mirror like a cannonball and the bottles
tumbled  down. The Baron pulled a cigar out and lit it, then walked back  to
his  table, sat down and poured another drink. They didn't bother the  Baron
after  that. Behind the bar they picked Willie up. His face was  a  mass  of
      The  Baron  shot  plane after plane out of the sky. Nobody  seemed  to
understand  him and nobody knew how he had become so skillful with  the  red
Fokker and in his other strange ways. Like fighting. Or the graceful way  he
walked.  He went on and on. His luck was sometimes bad. One day flying  back
after  downing three Allied planes, limping in low over enemy lines, he  was
hit  by  shrapnel. It blew off his right hand at the wrist.  He  managed  to
bring the red Fokker in. From that time on he flew with an iron
      hand in place of his original right hand. It didn't affect his flying.
And  the fellows at the bar were more careful than ever when they talked  to
      Many more things happened to the Baron after that. Twice he crashed in
no-man's-land  and  each  time he crawled back to his  squadron,  half-dead,
through  barbed wire and flares and enemy fire. Many times he was  given  up
for  dead  by  his comrades. Once he was gone for eight days and  the  other
flyers were sitting in the bar, talking about what an exceptional man he had
been.  When  they  looked up, there was the Baron standing in  the  doorway,
eight-  day  beard, uniform torn and muddy, eyes red and bleary,  iron  hand
glinting in the bar light. He stood there and he said, "There
      better  be  some god-damned whiskey in this place or  I'm  tearing  it
     The Baron went on doing magic things. Half the notebook was filled with
Baron  Von  Himmlen. It made me feel good to write about the  Baron.  A  man
needed  somebody.  There  wasn't anybody around,  so  you  had  to  make  up
somebody,  make  him up to be like a man should be. It  wasn't  make-
believe  or  cheating. The other way was make-believe and  cheating:  living
your life without a man like him around.

      The  bandages were helpful. L.A. County Hospital had finally  come  up
with  something. The boils drained. They didn't vanish but they flattened  a
bit.  Yet some new ones would appear and rise up again. They drilled me  and
wrapped me again.
     My sessions with the drill were endless. Thirty-two, thirty-six, thirty-
eight  times. There was no fear of the drill anymore. There never had  been.
Only  an anger. But the anger was gone. There wasn't even resignation on  my
part,  only disgust, a disgust that this had happened to me, and  a  disgust
with the doctors who couldn't do anything about it. They were helpless and I
was helpless, the only difference being that I was the victim. They could go
home to their lives and forget while I was stuck with the same face.
      But there were changes in my life. My father found a job. He passed an
examination  at the L.A. County Museum and got a job as a guard.  My  father
was good at exams. He loved math and history. He passed the exam and finally
had  a  place to go each morning. There had been three vacancies for  guards
and he had gotten one of them.
      L.A. County General Hospital somehow found out and Miss Ackerman  told
me one day, "Henry, this is your last treatment. I'm going to miss you."
      "Aw come on," I said, "stop your kidding. You're going to miss me like
I'm going to miss that electric needle!"
      But she was very strange that day. Those big eyes were watery. I heard
her blow her nose.

     I heard one of the nurses ask her, "Why, Janice, what's wrong
     with you?"
     "Nothing. I'm all right."
     Poor Miss Ackerman. I was 15 years old and in love with her
     and I was covered with boils and there was nothing that either of
     us could do.
      "All right," she said, "this is going to be your last ultra-violet ray
treatment. Lay on your stomach."
      "I  know  your first name now," I told her. "Janice.  That's  a
pretty name. It's just like you."
     "Oh, shut up," she said.
      I  saw  her  once again when the first buzzer sounded. I turned  over,
Janice re-set the machine and left the room. I never saw her again.

      My  father didn't believe in doctors who were not free. "They make you
piss  in  a tube, take your money, and drive home to their wives in  Beverly
Hills," he said.
      But once he did send me to one. To a doctor with bad breath and a head
as  round as a basketball, only with two little eyes where a basketball  had
none. I didn't like my father and the doctor wasn't any better. He said,  no
fried foods, and to drink carrot juice. That
     was it.
     I would re-enter high school the next term, said my father.
     "I'm busting my ass to keep people from stealing. Some nigger broke the
glass  on  a case and stole some rare coins yesterday. I caught the bastard.
We  rolled down the stairway together. I held him until the others  came.  I
risk  my  life every day. Why should you sit around on your ass,  moping?  I
want  you  to be an engineer. How the hell you gonna be an engineer  when  I
find  notebooks full of women with their skirts pulled up to their  ass?  Is
that all you can draw? Why don't you draw flowers or mountains or the
ocean? You're going back to school!"

      I  drank  carrot juice and waited to re-enroll. I had only missed  one
term. The boils weren't cured but they weren't as bad as they had been.
      "You  know  what carrot juice costs me? I have to work the first  hour
every day just for your god-damned carrot juice!"

      I  discovered the La Cienega Public Library. I got a library card. The
library  was  near the old church down on West Adams. It was  a  very  small
library and there was just one librarian in it. She was class. About 38  but
with pure white hair pulled tightly into a bun behind her neck. Her nose was
sharp  and she had deep green eyes behind rimless glasses. I felt  that  she
knew everything.
      I  walked around the library looking for books. I pulled them off  the
shelves,  one by one. But they were all tricks. They were very  dull.  There
were  pages and pages of words that didn't say anything. Or if they did  say
something  they  took too long to say it and by the time they  said  it  you
already  were too tired to have it matter at all. I tried book  after  book.
Surely, out of all those books, there was one.
      Each  day I walked down to the library at Adams and  La  Brea  and
there was my librarian, stern and infallible and silent. I kept pulling  the
books  off  the shelves. The first real book I found was by a  fellow  named
Upton  Sinclair. His sentences were simple and he spoke with anger. He wrote
with  anger. He wrote about the hog pens of Chicago. He came right  out  and
said  things  plainly. Then I found another author. His  name  was  Sinclair
Lewis. And the book was called Main Street. He peeled back the layers
of  hypocrisy  that covered people. Only he seemed to lack passion.  I  went
back  for  more. I read each book in a single evening. I was walking  around
one  day  sneaking glances at my librarian when I came upon a book with  the
title  Bow  Down To Wood and Stone. Now, that was good, because  that
was  what we were all doing. At last, some fire.' I opened the  book.
It  was  by  Josephine Lawrence. A woman. That was all right. Anybody  could
find  knowledge. I opened the pages. But they were like many  of  the  other
books: milky, obscure, tiresome. I replaced the book. And while my hand  was
there I reached for a book nearby. It was by another Lawrence. I opened  the
book  at random and began reading. It was about a man at a piano. How  false
it  seemed  at first. But I kept reading. The man at the piano was troubled.
His  mind was saying things. Dark and curious things. The lines on the  page
were  pulled tight, like a man screaming, but not "Joe, where are you?" More
like  Joe, where is anything? This Lawrence of the tight  and  bloody
line.  I  had  never  been told about him. Why the  secret?  Why  wasn't  he
      I  read a book a day. I read all the D. H. Lawrence in the library. My
librarian began to look at me strangely as I checked out the books.
     "How are you today?" she would ask. That always sounded so good. I felt
as  if I had already gone to bed with her. I read all the books by D.
H. And they led to others. To H.D., the poetess. And Huxley, the youngest of
the  Huxleys, Lawrence's friend. It all came rushing at me. One book led  to
the  next. DOS Passes came along. Not too good, really, but good enough. His
trilogy,  about  the U.S.A., took longer than a day to read. Dreiser  didn't
work  for me. Sherwood Anderson did. And then along came Hemingway.  What  a
thrill!  He  knew how to lay down a line. It was a joy. Words weren't  dull,
words  were things that could make your mind hum. If you read them  and  let
yourself  feel the magic, you could live without pain, with hope, no  matter
what happened to you.

     But back at home . . .
      "LIGHTS OUT!" my father would scream. I was reading the Russians  now,
reading Turgenev and Gorky. My father's rule was that all lights were to  be
out by 8 p.m. He wanted to sleep so that he could be fresh and effective  on
the  job the next day. His conversation at home was always about "the  job."
He  talked to my mother about his "job" from the moment he entered the  door
in the evenings until they slept. He was determined to rise in the ranks.
      "All right, that's enough of those god-damned books! Lights  out!"'
To  me,  these men who had come into my life from nowhere were  my  only
chance. They were the only voices that spoke to me.
     "All right," I would say.
      Then  I  took the reading lamp, crawled under the blanket, pulled  the
pillow  under there, and read each new book, propping it against the pillow,
under  the  quilt.  It got very hot, the lamp got hot,  and  I  had  trouble
breathing. I would lift the quilt for air.
     "What's that? Do I see a light? Henry, are your lights out?"
      I  would quickly lower the quilt again and wait until I  heard  my
father snoring.
     Turgenev was a very serious fellow but he could make me laugh because a
truth first encountered can be very funny. When someone else's truth is  the
same as your truth, and he seems to be saying it just for you, that's great.
      I  read  my  books  at  night, like that, under  the  quilt  with  the
overheated reading lamp. Reading all those good lines while suffocating.  It
was magic.
     And my father had found a job, and that was magic for him . . .

      Back  at  Chelsey  High  it was the same. One  group  of  seniors  had
graduated  but  they were replaced by another group of seniors  with  sports
cars  and  expensive clothes. I was never confronted by them. They  left  me
alone,  they ignored me. They were busy with the girls. They never spoke  to
the poor guys in or out of class.
     About a week into my second semester I talked to my father over dinner.
      "Look," I said, "it's hard at school. You're giving me 50 cents a week
allowance. Can't you make it a dollar?"
     "A dollar?"
      He  put  a forkful of sliced pickled beets into his mouth and  chewed.
Then he looked at me from under his curled-up eyebrows,
      "If I gave you a dollar a week that would mean 52 dollars a year, that
would  mean  I would have to work over a week on my job just  so  you
could have an allowance."
     I didn't answer. But I thought, my god, if you think like that, item by
item,  then  you  can't buy anything: bread, watermelon, newspapers,  flour,
milk  or  shaving cream. I didn't say any more because when  you  hate,  you
don't beg . . .
      Those  rich guys like to dart their cars in and out, swiftly,  sliding
up,  burning  rubber,  their cars glistening in the sunlight  as  the  girls
gathered  around.  Classes were a joke, they were  all  going  somewhere  to
college, classes were just a routine laugh, they got good grades, you seldom
saw them with books, you just saw them burning more rubber, gunning from the
curb  with  their cars full of squealing and laughing girls. I watched  them
with my 50 cents in my pocket. I didn't even know how to drive a car.
      Meanwhile  the  poor and the lost and the idiots  continued  to  flock
around me. I had a place I liked to eat under the football grandstand. I had
my  brown bag lunch with my two bologna sandwiches. They came around,  "Hey,
Hank, can I eat with you?"
     "Get the fuck out of here! I'm not going to tell you twice!"
      Enough  of this kind had attached themselves to me already.  I  didn't
much  care for any of them: Baldy, Jimmy Hatcher, and a thin gangling Jewish
kid,  Abe  Mortenson.  Mortenson was a straight-A student  but  one  of  the
biggest idiots in school. He had something radically wrong with him.  Saliva
kept  forming in his mouth but instead of spitting on the ground to get  rid
of it he spit into his hands. I don't know why he did it and I didn't ask. I
didn't like to ask. I just watched him and I was disgusted. I went home with
him  once and I found out how he got straight A's. His mother made him stick
his nose into a book right away and she made him keep it there. She made him
read  all of his school books over and over, page after page. "He must  pass
his  exams," she told me. It never occurred to her that maybe the hooks were
wrong. Or that maybe it didn't matter. I didn't ask her.

      It was like grammar school all over again. Gathered around me were the
weak  instead of the strong, the ugly instead of the beautiful,  the  losers
instead of the winners. It looked like it was my destiny to travel in  their
company  through  life. That didn't bother me so much as  the  fact  that  I
seemed irresistible to these dull idiot fellows. I was like a turd that drew
flies  instead of like a flower that butterflies and bees desired. I  wanted
to live alone, I felt best being alone, cleaner, yet I was not clever enough
to rid myself of them. Maybe they were my masters: fathers in another
form.  In  any event, it was hard to have them hanging around  while  I  was
eating my bologna sandwiches.

      But  there  were  some  good  moments. My  sometime  friend  from  the
neighborhood, Gene, who was a year older than I, had a buddy, Harry  Gibson,
who  had  had one professional fight (he'd lost). I was over at  Gene's  one
afternoon smoking cigarettes with him when Harry Gibson showed up  with  two
pairs of boxing gloves. Gene and I were smoking with his two older brothers,
Larry and Dan.
     Harry Gibson was cocky. "Anybody want to try me?" he asked. Nobody said
anything.  Gene's oldest brother, Larry, was about 22. He was  the  biggest,
but  he  was kind of timid and subnormal. He had a huge head, he  was
short  and stocky, really well-built, but everything frightened him.  So  we
all looked at Dan who was the next oldest, since Larry said, "No, no I don't
want  to  fight." Dan was a musical genius, he had almost won a  scholarship
but  not quite. Anyhow, since Larry had passed up Harry's challenge, Dan put
the gloves on with Harry Gibson.

      Harry  Gibson  was a son-of-a-bitch on shining wheels.  Even  the  sun
glinted off his gloves in a certain way. He moved with precision, aplomb and
grace.  He pranced and danced around Dan. Dan held up his gloves and waited.
Gibson's  first punch streaked in. It cracked like a rifle shot. There  were
some  chickens in a pen in the yard and two of them jumped into the  air  at
the sound. Dan spilled backwards. He was stretched out on the grass, both of
his arms spread out like some cheap Christ.
      Larry  looked at him and said, "I'm going into the house."  He  walked
quickly to the screen door, opened it and was gone.
      We walked over to Dan. Gibson stood over him with a little grin on his
face. Gene bent down, lifted Dan's head up a bit. "Dan? You all right?"
     Dan shook his head and slowly sat up.
      "Jesus  Christ,  the guy's carrying a lethal weapon. Get  these
gloves off me!"
      Gene  unlaced one glove and I got the other. Dan stood up  and  walked
toward  the  back door like an old man. "I'm gonna lay down . . ."  He  went
      Harry  Gibson picked up the gloves and looked at Gene. "How about  it,
      Gene spit in the grass. "What the hell you trying to do, knock off the
whole family?"
     "I know you're the best fighter, Gene, but I'll go easy on you anyhow."
     Gene nodded and I laced on his gloves for him. I was a good glove man.

     They squared off. Gibson circled around Gene, getting ready. He circled
to  the right, then he circled to the left. He bobbed and he weaved. Then he
stepped in, gave Gene a hard left jab. It landed right between Gene's  eyes.
Gene  backpedaled  and  Gibson followed. When he got  Gene  up  against  the
chicken  pen  he  steadied him with a soft left to  the  forehead  and  then
cracked a hard right to Gene's left temple. Gene slid along the chicken wire
until  he  hit  the fence, .then he slid along the fence,  covering  up.  He
wasn't  attempting to fight back. Dan came out of the house with a piece  of
ice  wrapped  in a rag. He sat on the porch steps and held the  rag  to  his
forehead.  Gene  retreated along the fence. Harry  got  him  in  the  corner
between  the fence and the garage. He looped a left to Gene's gut  and  when
Gene bent over he straightened him with a right uppercut. I didn't like  it.
Gibson wasn't going easy on Gene like he'd promised. I got excited.
     "Hit that fucker back, Gene! He's yellow! Hit him!"
     Gibson lowered his gloves, looked at me and walked over.
     "What did you say, punk?"

      "I was rooting my man on," I said. Dan was over getting the gloves off
     "Did I hear something about being 'yellow'?"
      "You said you were going to go easy on him. You didn't. You're hitting
him with every shot you've got."
     "You callin' me a liar?"
     "I'm saying you don't keep your word."
     "Come on over and put the gloves on this punk!"
     Gene and Dan came over and began putting the gloves on me.
      "Take it easy on this guy, Hank," Gene said. "Remember he's all  tired
out from fighting us."

      Gene  and I had fought barefisted one memorable day from 9 a.m.  to  6
p.m.  Gene  had  done pretty good. I had small hands and if you  have  small
hands you've cither got to be able to hit hard as hell or else be some  kind
of  a  boxer. I was only a little of each. The next day my entire upper body
was  purple with bruises and I had two fat lips and a couple of loose  front
teeth.  Now  I  had to fight the guy who had just whipped the  guy  who  had
whipped me.

      Gibson circled to the left, then the right, then he moved in on me.  I
didn't  see the left jab at all. I don't know where it caught me hut I  went
down from the left jab. It hadn't hurt but I was down. I got up. If the left
could do that what would the right do? I had to figure something out.
      Harry Gibson began to circle to the left, my left. Instead of circling
to  my right like he expected, I circled to my left. He looked surprised and
as  we came together I looped a wild left which caught him high and hard  on
the head. It felt great. If you can hit a guy once, you can hit him twice.
      Then we were facing each other and he came straight at me. Gibson  got
me  with  the jab hut as it hit me I ducked my head down and to one side  as
quickly  as I could. His right swung around over the top, missing.  I  moved
into him and clinched, giving him a rabbit punch. We broke and I felt like a
     "You can take him, Hank!" yelled Gene.
     "Go get him, Hank!" yelled Dan.
      I  rushed  Gibson and tried a right lead. I missed and his left  cross
flashed  on  my jaw. I saw green and yellow and red lights, then  he  dug  a
right  to  my belly. It felt like it went through to my backbone. I  grabbed
him and clinched. But I wasn't frightened, for a change, and that felt good.
     "I'll kill you, you fucker!" I told him.
      Then  it was just head-to-head, no more boxing. His punches came  fast
and  hard. He was more accurate, had more power, yet I was landing some hard
shots too and it made me feel good. The more he hit me the less I felt it. I
had my gut sucked in, I liked the action. Then Gene and Dan were between us.
They pulled us apart.
     "What's wrong?" I asked. "Don't stop this thing! I can take his ass!"
     "Cut the shit, Hank," said Gene. "Look at yourself."
     I looked down. The front of my shirt was dark with blood and there were
splotches  of  pus. The punches had broken open three or  four  boils.  That
hadn't happened in my fight with Gene.
      "That's  nothing," I said. "That's just bad luck. He hasn't  hurt  me.
Give me a chance and I'll cut him down."
     "No, Hank, you'll get an infection or something," said Gene.
     "All right, shit," I said, "cut the gloves off me!"
      Gene  unlaced me. When he got the gloves off I noticed that  my  hands
were  trembling, and also my arms to a lesser extent. I put my hands  in  my
pockets.  Dan  took Harry's gloves off. Harry looked at me.  "You're  pretty
good, kid."
     "Thanks. Well, I'll see you guys . . ."
      I walked off. As I walked away I took my hands out of my pockets. Then
up the-driveway, just at the sidewalk, I stopped, pulled out a cigarette and
stuck  it  into  my  mouth. When I tried to strike a  match  my  hands  were
trembling  so  much I couldn't do it. I gave them a wave, a real  nonchalant
wave, and walked away.

     Back at the house I looked at myself in the mirror. Pretty damn good. I
was coming along.
      I took off my shirt and threw it under the bed. I'd have to find a way
to  clean  the  blood  off. I didn't have many shirts and  they'd  notice  a
missing  one  right away. But for me, it had finally been a successful  day,
and I hadn't had too many of those.

      Abe Mortenson was had enough to be around but he was just a fool.  You
can forgive a fool because he only runs in one direction and doesn't deceive
anybody.  It's  the  deceivers  who make you feel  had.  Jimmy  Hatcher  had
straight  black hair, fair skin, he wasn't as big as I was but he  kept  his
shoulders back, dressed better than most of us, and he had a way of  getting
along  with anybody he felt like getting along with. His mother  was  a  bar
maid  and his father had committed suicide. Jimmy had a nice smile,  perfect
teeth, and the girls liked him even though he didn't have the money the rich
guys had. I would always see him talking to some girl. I don't know what  he
said  to  them. I didn't know what any of the guys said to any of them.  The
girls  were  impossibly  out of reach for me and so I  pretended  that  they
didn't exist.
      But  Hatcher was another matter. I knew he wasn't a fairy but he  kept
hanging around.
      "Listen,  Jimmy,  why do you follow me around? I don't  like  anything
about you."
     "Ah, come on. Hank, we're friends."
     He even got up once in English class and read an essay called
     "The Value of Friendship," and while he was reading it he kept glancing
at  me.  It  was a stupid essay, soft and standard, but the class  applauded
when he finished, and I thought, well, that's what people think and what can
you do about it? I wrote a counter-essay called, "The Value of No Friendship
At All." The teacher didn't let me read it to the class. She gave me a "D."

      Jimmy and Baldy and I walked home together from high school each  day.
(Abe Mortenson lived in the other direction so that saved us from having  to
walk with him.) One day we were walking along and Jimmy said, "Hey, let's go
to my girlfriend's house. I want you to meet her."
     "Ah, balls, fuck that," I said.
      "No, no," said Jimmy, "she's a nice girl. I want you to meet her. I've
finger-fucked her."
     I'd seen his girl, Ann Weatherton, she was really beautiful, long brown
hair  and large brown eyes, quiet, and with a good figure. I'd never  spoken
to  her  but I knew she was Jimmy's girl. The rich guys had tried to hit  on
her but she ignored them. She looked like she was first-rate.
      "I've got the key to her house," said Jimmy. "We'll go there and  wait
for her. She's got a late class."
     "Sounds dull to me," I said.
      "Ah,  come  on, Hank," said Baldy. "you're just going to go  home  and
whack-off anyhow."
     "That's not always without its own merits," I said.

     Jimmy opened the front door with his key and we walked in. A nice clean
little  house. A small black and white bulldog ran up to Jimmy, wagging  its
stub tail.
     "This is Bones," said Jimmy. "Bones loves me. Watch this!"
      Jimmy spit in the palm of his right hand and grabbed Bones' penis  and
began rubbing it.
     "Hey, what the fuck you doing?" asked Baldy.
      "They  keep Bones on a leash in the yard. He never gets any. He  needs
release!" Jimmy worked away.
      Bones'  penis  got disgustingly red, a thin, long string  of  dripping
inanity. Bones began making whimpering sounds. Jimmy looked up as he  worked
away. "Hey, you wanna know what our song is? I mean, Ann's song and my song?
It's 'When the Deep Purple Falls Over Sleepy Garden Walls."'

      Then  Bones  was making it. The sperm spurted out and on  the  carpet.
Jimmy  stood up and with the sole of his shoe rubbed the come down into  the
nap of the carpet.
     "I'm gonna fuck Ann one of these days. It's getting close. She says she
loves me. And I love her too, I love her god-damned cunt."
     "You prick," I told Jimmy, "you make me sick."
      "I  know  you don't mean that, Hank," he said. Jimmy walked  into  the
kitchen.  "She's got a nice family. She lives here with her  father,  mother
and  brother.  Her  brother knows I am going to fuck her.  He's  right.  But
there's  nothing he can do about it because I can beat the shit out of  him.
He's nothing. Hey, watch this!"
      Jimmy opened the refrigerator door and pulled out a bottle of milk. At
our  place we still had an icebox. The Weathertons were obviously a well-off
family. Jimmy pulled out his cock and then peeled the cardboard cap off  the
bottle and put his cock in there.
      "Just  a  little,  you know. They'll never taste  it  but  they'll  be
drinking my piss . . ."
     He pulled his cock out, capped the bottle, shook it, and then placed it
hack in the refrigerator.
      "Now,"  he said, "here's some jello. They are going to eat  jello  for
dessert tonight. They are also going to eat . . ." He took the bowl of jello
out and held it and then we heard a key in the front door and the front door
opening.  Jimmy quickly put the jello back into the refrigerator and  closed
the door. Then Ann walked in. Into the kitchen.
      "Ann,"  said  Jimmy,  "I want you to meet my good  friends,  Hank  and
     "This one's Baldy. The other guy is Hank."
     "I've seen you guys around campus."
     "Oh yeah," I said, "we're around there. And we've seen you too."
     "Yeah," said Baldy.
     Jimmy looked at Ann. "You all right, baby?"
     "Yes, Jimmy, I've been thinking about you."
      She  moved toward him and they embraced, then they were kissing.  They
were  standing right in front of us as they were kissing. Jimmy  was  facing
us. We could see his right eye. It winked.
     "Well," I said, "we've got to get going."
     "Yeah," said Baldy.
      We walked out of the kitchen, through the front room and out of there.
We walked down the sidewalk toward Baldy's place.
     "That guy's really got it made," said Baldy.
     "Yeah," I said.

      One Sunday Jimmy talked me into going to the beach with him. He wanted
to  go swimming. I didn't want to he seen wearing swimming trunks because my
hack  was covered with boils and scars. Outside of that, I had a good
body. But nobody would notice that. I had a good chest and great legs
but nobody would see that.
      I  here  was  nothing to do and I didn't have any money and  the  guys
didn't  play in the streets on Sunday. I decided that the beach belonged  to
everybody. I had a right, my scars and boils weren't against the law.
      So  we  got  on our bikes and started out. It was fifteen miles.  That
didn't bother me. I had the legs.
     I breezed with Jimmy all the way to Culver City. Then I gradually began
to  pedal  faster. Jimmy pumped, trying to keep up. I could see him  getting
winded. I pulled out a cigarette and lit it, held out the pack to him. "Want
one, Jim?"
     "No . . . thanks . . ."
     "This beats shooting birds with a beebee gun," I told him. "We ought to
do this more often!"
     I began pumping harder. I still had plenty of reserve strength.
     "This really gets it," I told him. "This beats whacking-off!"
     "Hey, slow up a little!"
      I looked back at him. "There's nothing like a good friend to go biking
with. Come on, friend!"
      Then  I gave it all I had and pulled away. The wind was blowing in  my
face. It felt good.
      "Hey,  wait! WAIT, GOD DAMN IT!" yelled Jimmy. I started laughing  and
really  opened  up.  Soon Jim was half-a- block back, a block,  two  blocks.
Nobody knew how good I was, nobody knew what I could do. I was some kind  of
miracle.  The  sun  tossed yellow everywhere and I cut through-it,  a  crazy
knife on wheels. My father was a beggar in the streets of India but all  the
women in the world loved me . . .
      I  was traveling at full speed as I reached the signal. I shot through
inside the row of waiting cars. Now even the cars were back there behind me.
But  not  for long. A guy and his girl in a green coupe pulled up and  drove
alongside me.
     "Hey, kid!"
      "Yeah?"  I looked at him. He was a big guy in his twenties with  hairy
arms and a tattoo.
      "Where the fuck do you think you're going?" he asked me. He was trying
to  show  off  in front of his girl. She was a looker, her long  blond  hair
blowing in the wind.
     "Up yours, buddy!" I told him.
     "I said, 'Up yours!"
     I gave him the finger. He kept driving along beside me.
     "You gonna take shit off that kid, Nick?" I heard his girl ask him.
     He kept driving along beside me.
     "Hey, kid," he said, "I didn't quite hear what you said. Would you mind
saying that again?"
     "Yeah, say that again," said the looker, her long blond hair blowing in
the wind. That pissed me. She pissed me.
      I  looked  at him. "All right, you want trouble? Park  it.  I'm
      He  zoomed ahead of me about half a block, parked, and swung the  door
open.  As he got out I swung wide around him almost into the path of a Chevy
who  gave me the horn. As I swung around into a side street I could hear the
big guy laughing.
     After the guy was gone I wheeled back onto Washington Boulevard, went a
few blocks, got off the bike and waited for Jim on a bus stop bench. I could
see him coming along. When he pulled up I pretended that I was asleep.
     "Come on, Hank! Don't give me that shit!"
     "Oh, hello, Jim. You here?"

      I tried to get Jim to pick a spot on the beach where there weren't too
many people. I felt normal standing there in my shirt but when I undressed I
was  exposed. I hated the other bathers for their unmarred bodies.  I  hated
all  the god-damned people who were sunbathing or in the water or eating  or
sleeping or talking or throwing beachballs. I hated their behinds and  their
faces  and their elbows and their hair and their eyes and their bellybuttons
and their bathing suits.
      I  stretched out on the sand thinking, I should have punched that  fat
son-of-a-bitch. What the hell did he know? Jim stretched out beside me.
     "What the hell," he said, "let's go swimming."
     "Not yet," I said.
      The  water was full of people. What was the fascination of the  beach?
Why  did people like the beach? Didn't they have anything better to do? What
chicken-brained fuckers they were.
      "Just  think,"  said Jim, "women go into the water and  they  piss  in
     "Yeah, and you swallow it."
      There would never be a way for me to live comfortably with people.
Maybe  I'd  become  a monk. I'd pretend to believe in  God  and  live  in  a
cubicle, play an organ and stay drunk on wine. Nobody would fuck with me.  I
could go into a cell for months of meditation where I wouldn't have to  look
at  anybody and they could just send in the wine. The trouble was, the black
robes  were  pure wool. They were worse than R.O.T.C. uniforms.  I  couldn't
wear them. I'd have to think of something else.
     "Oh, oh," said Jim.
     "What is it?"
     "There are some girls down there looking at us."
     "So what?"
     "They're talking and laughing. They might come down here."
      "Yeah. And if they start coming over I'll warn you. When I do, turn on
your back."
     My chest had only a few boils and scars.
     "Don't forget," said Jim, "when I warn you, turn over on your back."
     "I heard you."
     I had my head down in my arms. I knew that Jim was looking at the girls
and smiling. He had a way with them.
     "Simple cunts," he said, "they're really stupid."
      Why  did  I  come here? I thought. Why is it always only a  matter  of
choosing between something bad and something worse?
     "Oh, oh, Hank, here they come!"
      I  looked up. There were five of them. I rolled over on my back.  They
walked up giggling and stood there. One of them said,
     "Hey, these guys are cute!"
     "You girls live around here?" Jim asked.
     "Oh yeah," one of them said, "we nest with the seagulls!"
     They giggled.
     "Well," said Jim, "we're eagles. I'm not sure we'd know what to do with
five seagulls."
     "How do birds do it anyhow?" one of them asked.
     "Damned if I know," Jim said, "maybe we can find out."
     "Why don't you guys come over to our blanket?" one of them asked.
     "Sure," Jim said.
      Three  of  the  girls had spoken. The other two had just  stood  there
pulling their bathing suits down over what they didn't want seen.
     "Count me out," I said.
      "What's  wrong with your friend?" asked one of the girls who had  been
covering her ass. Jim said, "He's strange."
     "What's wrong with him?" asked the last girl.
     "He's just strange," said Jim.
      He got up and walked off with the girls. I closed my eyes and listened
to the waves. Thousands of fish out there, eating each other. Endless mouths
and assholes swallowing and shifting. The whole earth was nothing but mouths
and assholes swallowing and shifting, and fucking.
      I rolled over and watched Jim with the five girls. He was standing up,
sticking  his chest out and showing off his balls. He didn't have my  barrel
chest  and  big  legs. He was slim and neat, with that black hair  and  that
little  nasty  mouth with perfect teeth, and his little round ears  and  his
long neck. I didn't have a neck. Not much of one, anyway. My head seemed  to
sit on my shoulders. But I was strong, and mean. Not good enough, the ladies
liked  dandies. If it wasn't for the boils and scars, though.  I'd  be  down
there now showing them a thing or two. I'd flash my balls for them, bringing
their dead air-headed minds to attention. Me, with my 50-cents-a-week life.
      Then  I  saw the girls leap up and follow Jim into the water. I  heard
them  giggling and screaming like mindless . . . what? No, they  were  nice.
They  weren't like grown-ups and parents. They laughed. Things  were  funny.
They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of
things. D, H. Lawrence had known that. You needed love, but not the kind  of
love  most  people used and were used up by. Old D, H. had known  something.
His  buddy Huxley was just an intellectual fidget, but what a marvelous one.
Better than G. B. Shaw with that hard keel of a mind always scraping bottom,
his  labored  wit finally only a task, a burden on himself,  preventing  him
from  really feeling anything, his brilliant speech finally a bore, scraping
the mind and the sensibilities. It was good to read them all though. It made
you  realize  that  thoughts  and words could  be  fascinating,  if  finally
      Jim  was  splashing water on the girls. He was the Water God and  they
loved him. He was the possibility and the promise. He was great. He knew how
to  do  it.  I had read many books but he had read a book that I  had  never
read.  He was an artist with his little pair of bathing trunks and his balls
and  his  wicked little look and his round ears. He was the best. I couldn't
challenge  him any more than I could have challenged that big son-of-a-bitch
in  the green coupe with the looker whose hair flowed in the wind. They both
had got what they deserved. I was just a 50-cent turd floating around in the
green ocean of life.
      I  watched them come out of the water, glistening, smooth- skinned and
young,  undefeated. I wanted them to want me. But never out  of  pity.  Yet,
despite  their  smooth untouched bodies and minds they  still  were  missing
something  because  they  were  as yet basically  untested.  When  adversity
finally  arrived in their lives it might come too late or too  hard.  I  was
ready. Maybe.
      I  watched Jim toweling off, using one of their towels. As I  watched,
somebody's  child, a boy of about four came along, picked up  a  handful  of
sand and threw it in my face. Then he just stood there, glowering, his sandy
stupid  little  mouth  puckered in some kind of victory.  He  was  a  daring
darling little shit. I wiggled my finger for him to come closer, come, come.
He stood there.
      "Little  boy," I said, "come here. I have a bag of candy-covered  shit
for you to eat."
      The fucker looked, turned and ran off. He had a stupid ass. Two little
pear-shaped buttocks wobbling, almost disjointed. But, another enemy gone.
      Then Jim, the lady killer, was back. He stood there over me. Glowering
     "They're gone," he said.
      I  looked  down to where the five girls had been and sure enough  they
were gone.
     "Where did they go?" I asked.
     "Who gives a fuck? I've got the phone numbers of the two best ones."
     "Best ones for what?"
     "For fucking, you jerk!"
     I stood up.
     "I think I'll deck you, jerk!"
      His face looked good in the sea wind. I could already see him, knocked
down, squirming on the sand, kicking up his white- bottomed feet. Jim backed
     "Take it easy. Hank. Look, you can have their phone numbers!"
     "Keep them. I don't have your god-damned dumb ears!"
     "O.K., O.K., we're friends, remember?"
      We  walked up the beach to the strand where we had our bicycles locked
behind someone's beach house. And as we walked along we both knew whose  day
it had been, and knocking somebody on their ass could not have changed that,
although  it  might have helped, but not enough. All the way  home,  on  our
bikes,  I  didn't  try to show him up as I had earlier. I  needed  something
more.  Maybe  I  needed that blonde in the green coupe with  her  long  hair
blowing in the wind.

      R.O.T.C. (Reserve Officer Training Corps) was for the misfits. Like  I
said,  it  was either that or gym. I would have taken gym but I didn't  want
people to sec the boils on my back. There was something wrong with everybody
enrolled  in  R.O.T.C. It almost entirely consisted of guys who didn't  like
sports  or  guys  whose  parents forced them to take R.O.T.C.  because  they
thought  it  was  patriotic. The parents of rich  kids  tended  to  be  more
patriotic because they had more to lose if the country went under. The  poor
parents  were far less patriotic, and then often professed their  patriotism
only because it was expected or because it was the way they had been raised.
Subconsciously they knew it wouldn't be any better or worse for  them
if  the  Russians  or  the Germans or the Chinese or the  Japanese  ran  the
country,  especially  if  they had dark skin.  Things  might  even  improve.
Anyhow, since many of the parents of Chelsey High were rich, we had  one  of
the biggest R.O.T.C.'s in the city.
     So we marched around in the sun and learned to dig latrines, cure snake-
bite, tend the wounded, tie tourniquets, bayonet the enemy; we learned about
hand  grenades,  infiltration,  deployment of troops,  maneuvers,  retreats,
advances,  mental and physical discipline; we got on the firing range,  bang
bang,  and  we got our marksmen's medals. We had actual field maneuvers,  we
went  out  into  the woods and waged a mock war. We crawled on  our  bellies
toward each other with our rifles. We were very serious. Even I was serious.
There was something about it that got your blood going. It was stupid and we
all  knew it was stupid, most of us, but something clicked in our brains and
we really wanted to get involved in it. We had an old retired Army man, Col.
Sussex. He was getting senile and drooled, little trickles of saliva running
out  of  the  corners of his mouth and down, around and under his  chin.  He
never said anything. He just stood around in his uniform covered with medals
and  drew his pay from the high school. During our mock maneuvers he carried
around a clipboard and kept score. He stood on a high hill and made marks on
the  clipboard -- probably. But he never told us who won. Each side  claimed
victory. It made for bad feelings.
      Lt.  Herman Beechcroft was best. His father owned a bakery and a hotel
catering service, whatever that was. Anyhow, he was best. He always gave the
same speech before a maneuver.
      "Remember,  you  must hate the enemy! They want  to  rape  your
mother  and  sisters!  Do you want those monsters to rape  your  mother  and
      Lt.  Beechcroft  had  almost no chin at all.  His  face  dropped  away
suddenly  and  where the jaw bone should have been there was only  a  little
button.  We  weren't sure if it was a deformity or not. But  his  eyes  were
magnificent in their fury, large blue biaxing symbols of war and victory.
     "Whitlinger! "
     "Yes, sir!"
     "Would you want those guys raping your mother?"
     "My mother's dead, sir."
     "Oh, sorry . . . Drake."
     "Yes, sir!"
     "Would you want those guys raping your mother?"
     "No, sir."
     "Good. Remember, this is war' We accept mercy but we do not give
mercy.  You  must hate the enemy. Kill him! A dead man  can't  defeat
you.  Defeat  is a disease! Victory writes history! NOW LET'S GO  GET
      We  deployed our line, sent out the advance scouts and began  crawling
through  the brush. I could see Col. Sussex on his hill with his  clipboard.
It  was  the Blues vs. the Greens. We each had a piece of colored  rag  tied
around our upper right arm. We were the Blues. Crawling through those bushes
was  pure  hell. It was hot. There were bugs, dust, rocks, thorns. I  didn't
know where I was.

      Our  squad  leader,  Kozak,  had  vanished  somewhere.  There  was  no
communication. We were fucked. Our mothers were going to get raped.  I  kept
crawling  forward, bruising and scratching myself, feeling lost and  scared,
but really feeling more the fool. All this vacant land and empty sky, hills,
streams,  acres and acres. Who owned it all? Probably the father of  one  of
the rich guys. We weren't going to capture anything. The whole place was  on
loan to the high school. NO SMOKING. I crawled forward. We had no air cover,
no  tanks,  nothing.  We were just a bunch of fairies out  on  a  half-assed
maneuver  without  food, without women, without reason. I stood  up,  walked
over and sat down with my back against a tree, put my rifle down and waited.
      Everybody was lost and it didn't matter. I pulled my arm band off  and
waited for a Red Cross Ambulance or something. War was probably hell but the
in-between parts were boring.
     Then the bushes cracked open and a guy leaped out and saw me. He had on
a  Green  arm band. A rapist. He pointed his rifle at me. I had no arm  band
on,  it was down in the grass. He wanted to take a prisoner. I knew him.  He
was  Harry Missions. His father owned a lumber company. I sat there  against
the tree.
     "Blue or Green?" he hollered at me.
     "I'm Mata Hari."
     "A spy! I take spies!"
      "Come  on,  cut  the shit, Harry. This is a game for  children.  Don't
bother me with your fetid melodrama."
      The  bushes cracked open again and there was Lt. Beechcroft.  Missions
and Beechcroft faced each other.
     "I hereby take you prisoner!" screamed Beechcroft at Missions.
      "I  hereby  take you prisoner!" screamed Missions at Beechcroft.  They
both  were  really nervous and angry, I could feel it. Beechcroft  drew  his
sabre. "Surrender or I'll run you through!"
      Missions grabbed his gun by the barrel. "Come over here and I'll knock
your god-damned head off!"
      Then  the  bushes cracked open everywhere. The screaming had attracted
both  the  Blues and the Greens. I sat against the tree while they mixed  it
up.  There was dust and scuffling and now and then the evil sound  of  rifle
stock  against skull. "Oh, Jesus! Oh, my God!" Some bodies were down. Rifles
were  lost. There were fist fights and headlocks. I saw two guys with  Green
arm  bands  locked  in  a  death-grip. Then Col. Sussex  appeared.  He  blew
frantically on his whistle. Spit sprayed everywhere. Then he ran  over  with
his  swagger stick and began beating the troops with it. He was good. It cut
like a whip and sliced like a razor.
     "Oh shit! I QUIT!"
     "No, stop! Jesus! Mercy!"
      The  troops  separated and stood looking at each  other.  Col.  Sussex
picked  up his clipboard. His uniform was unwrinkled. His medals were  still
in  place.  His cap sat at the correct angle. He flipped his swagger  stick,
caught it, and walked off. We followed.
      We climbed into the old army trucks with their ripped canvas sides and
tops  that  had brought us. The engines started and we drove off.  We  faced
each other on the long wooden benches. We had come out, all the Blues in one
of  the  trucks,  all the Greens in the other. Now we were  mixed  together,
sitting there, most of us looking down at our scuffed and dusty shoes, being
jiggled  this way and that, to the left, to the right, up and down,  as  the
truck  tires  hit  the  ruts in the old roads. We were  tired  and  we  were
defeated and we were frustrated. The war was over.

      R.O.T.C. kept me away from sports while the other guys practiced every
day.  They  made the school teams, won their letters and got the  girls.  My
days were spent mostly marching around in the sun. All you ever saw were the
backs  of  some  guy's ears and his buttocks. I quickly became  disenchanted
with military proceedings. The others shined their shoes brightly and seemed
to  go  through maneuvers with relish. I couldn't see any sense in it.  They
were just getting shaped up in order to get their balls blown off later.  On
the  other  hand, I couldn't see myself crouched down in a football  helmet,
shoulder  pads laced on, decked out in Blue and White, #69, trying to  block
some  mean  son-of-a-bitch from across town, trying to move out  some  brute
with  tacos  on  his breath so that the son of the district  attorney  could
slant  off  left  tackle for six yards. The problem  was  you  had  to  keep
choosing  between one evil or another, and no matter what  you  chose,  they
sliced  a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left. At the  age
of  25  most  people  were finished. A whole god-damned nation  of  assholes
driving  automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in  the  worst
way  possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded  them
most of themselves.
      I had no interests. I had no interest in anything. I had no idea how I
was  going  to  escape. At least the others had some taste  for  life.  They
seemed  to  understand  something  that I didn't  understand.  Maybe  I  was
lacking.  It was possible. I often felt inferior. I just wanted to get  away
from  them. But there was no place to go. Suicide? Jesus Christ,  just  more
work. I felt like sleeping for five years but they wouldn't let me.

      So there I was, at Chelsey High, still in the R.O.T.C., still with  my
boils. That always reminded me of how fucked up I was.

      It was a grand day. One man from each squad who had won the Manual  of
Arms  competition within his squad stepped into a long line where the  final
competition was to be held. Somehow I had won the competition in my squad. I
had no idea how. I was no hot shot.
      It was Saturday. Many mothers and fathers were in the stands. Somebody
blew  a bugle. A sword flashed. Commands rang out. Right shoulder arms! Left
shoulder  arms!  Rifles  hit shoulders, rifle butts hit  the  ground,  rifle
stocks slammed into shoulders again. Little girls sat in the stands in their
blue and green and yellow and orange and pink and white dresses. It was hot,
it was boring, it was insanity.
     "Chinaski, you are competing for the honor of our squadron!"
     "Yes, Corporal Monty."
      All  those little girls in the stands each waiting for her lover,  for
her  winner,  for her corporate executive. It was sad. A flock  of  pigeons,
frightened  by a piece of paper blown in the wind, flapped noisily  away.  I
yearned to be drunk on beer. I wanted to be anywhere but here.
      As each man made an error he dropped out of line. Soon there were six,
then  five,  then three. I was still there. I had no desire to win.  I  knew
that  I wouldn't win. I'd soon be out of it. I wanted to be out of there.  I
was  tired  and bored. And covered with boils. I didn't give cream-shit  for
what they were chasing. But I couldn't make an obvious error. Corporal Monty
would be hurt.
     Then there were just two of us. Me and Andrew Post. Post was a darling.
His  father was a great criminal lawyer. He was in the stands with his wife,
Andrew's  mother.  Post was sweating but determined. We both  knew  that  he
would win. I could feel the energy and all the energy was his.

      It's all right, I thought, he needs it, they need it. It's the way  it
works. It's the way it's meant to work.
     We went on and on, repeating various Manual of Arms maneuvers. From the
corner of my eye I saw the goal posts on the field and I thought, maybe if I
had tried harder I could have become a great football player.
      "ORDER!"  shouted the Commander and I ripped my bolt home.  There  had
been  only  one click. There had been no click to my left. Andrew  Post  had
frozen. A little moan rose from the grandstands.
      "ARMS!" the Commander finished and I completed the maneuver. Post  did
too but his bolt was open . . .

     The actual ceremony for the winner came some days later. Luckily for me
there  were other awards to be given. I stood and waited with the others  as
Col.  Sussex came down the line. My boils were worse than ever and as always
when I was wearing that itchy brown wool uniform the sun was up and hot  and
making  me conscious of every wool fiber in that son-of-a-bitching shirt.  I
wasn't much of a soldier and everybody knew it. I had won on a fluke because
I  hadn't cared enough to be nervous. I felt badly for Col. Sussex because I
knew  what he was thinking and maybe he knew what I was thinking:  that  his
peculiar type of devotion and courage didn't seem exceptional to me.
      Then  he  was standing right in front of me. I stood at attention  but
managed to sneak a peek at him. He had his saliva in good order. Maybe  when
he  was  pissed-off it dried up. In spite of the heat there was a good  west
wind  blowing. Col. Sussex pinned the medal on me. Then he reached  out  and
shook my hand.
     "Congratulations," he said. Then he smiled at me. And moved on. Why the
old fuck. Maybe he wasn't so bad after all . . .
      Walking  home I had the medal in my pocket. Who was Col. Sussex?  Just
some guy who had to shit like the rest of us. Everybody had to conform, find
a mold to fit into. Doctor, lawyer, soldier -- it didn't matter what it was.
Once in the mold you had to push forward. Sussex was as helpless as the next
man. Either you managed to do something or you starved in the streets.
     I was alone, walking. On my side of the street just before reaching the
first  boulevard on the long walk home there was a small neglected store.  I
stopped and looked in the window. Various objects were on display with their
soiled price tags. I saw some candle holders. There was an electric toaster.
A  table lamp. The glass of the window was dirty inside and out. Through the
rather  dusty  brown smear I saw two toy dogs grinning. A  miniature  piano.
These  things were for sale. They didn't look very appealing. There  weren't
any customers in the store and I couldn't see a clerk either. It was a place
I had passed many times before but had never stopped to examine.
     I looked in and I liked it. There was nothing happening there. It was a
place  to  rest, to sleep. Everything in there was dead. I could see  myself
happily employed as a clerk there so long as no customers entered the door.
      I  turned away from the window and walked along some more. Just before
reaching  the boulevard I stepped into the street and saw an enormous  storm
drain almost at my feet. It was like a great black mouth leading down to the
bowels  of the earth. I reached into my pocket and took the medal and tossed
it  toward  the  black  opening. It went right in. It disappeared  into  the
     Then I stepped onto the sidewalk and walked back home. When I got there
my parents were busy with various cleaning chores. It was a Saturday. Now  I
had to mow and clip the lawn, water it and the flowers.
      I  changed  into  my  working clothes, went out, and  with  my  father
watching  me  from beneath his dark and evil eyebrows, I opened  the  garage
doors  and  carefully pulled the mower out backwards, the mower  blades  not
turning then, but waiting.

     "You ought to try to be like Abe Mortenson," said my mother, "he
     gets straight A's. Why can't you ever get any A's?"
     "Henry is dead on his ass," said my father. "Sometimes I can't
     believe he's my son."
     "Don't you want to be happy, Henry?" asked my mother. "You
     never smile. Smile and be happy."
     "Stop feeling sorry for yourself," said my father. "Be a man!"
     "Smile, Henry!"
     "What's going to become of you? How the hell you going to
     make it? You don't have any get up and go!"
     "Why don't you go see Abe? Talk to him, learn to be like him,"
     said my mother . . .

     I knocked on the door of the Mortensons' apartment. The door opened. It
was Abe's mother.
     "You can't see Abe. He's busy studying."
     "I know, Mrs. Mortenson. I just want to see him a minute."
     "All right. His room is right down there."
      I walked on down. He had his own desk. He was sitting with a book open
on  top  of  two  other books. I knew the book by the color  of  the  cover:
Civics. Civics, for Christ sake, on a Sunday.
      Abe looked up and saw me. He spit on his hands and then turned back to
the book. "Hi," he said, looking down at the page.
     "I bet you've read that same page ten times over, sucker."
     "I've got to memorize everything."
     "It's just crap."
     "I've got to pass my tests."
     "You ever thought of fucking a girl?"
     "What?" he spit on his hands.
     "You ever looked up a girl's dress and wanted to see more? Ever
     thought about her snatch?"
     "That's not important."
     "It's important to her."
     "I've got to study."
     "We're having a pick-up game of baseball. Some of the guys
     from school."
     "On Sunday?"
     "What's wrong with Sunday? People do a lot of things on
     "But baseball?"
     "The pros play on Sunday."
     "But they get paid."
     "Are you getting paid for reading that same page over and over?
     Come on, get some air in your lungs, it might clear your head."
     "All right. But just for a little while."
     He got up and I followed him up the hall and into the front
     room. We walked toward the door.
     "Abe, where are you going?"
     "I'll just be gone a little while."
     "All right. But hurry back. You've got to study."
     "I know . . ."
     "All right, Henry, you make sure he gets back."
     "I'll take care of him, Mrs. Mortenson."

     There was Baldy and Jimmy Hatcher and some other guys from school and a
few  guys  from the neighborhood. We only had seven guys on each side  which
left a couple of defensive holes, but I liked that. I played center field. I
had  gotten good, I was catching up. I covered most of the outfield.  I  was
fast. I liked to play in close to grab the short ones. But what I liked best
was  running back to grab those high hard ones hit over my head. That's what
Jigger Statz did with the Los Angeles Angels. He only hit about .280 but the
hits he took away from the other team made him as valuable as a .500 bitter.

     Every Sunday a dozen or more girls from the neighborhood would come and
watch  us.  I  ignored  them. They really screamed when  something  exciting
happened.  We played hardball and we each had our own glove, even Mortenson.
He had the best one. It had hardly been used.
      I trotted out to center and the game began. We had Abe at second base.
I  slammed my fist into my mitt and hollered in at Mortenson, "Hey, Abe, you
ever packed-off into a raw egg? You don't have to die to go to heaven!"
     I heard the girls laughing.
      The first guy struck out. He wasn't much. I struck out a lot too but I
was  the hardest hitter of them all. I could really put the wood to it:  out
of  the  lot  and into the street. I always crouched low over the  plate.  I
looked like a wound-up spring standing there.
      Each moment of the game was exciting to me. All the games I had missed
mowing  that  lawn, all those early school days of being chosen next-to-last
were  over. I had blossomed. I had something and I knew I had it and it felt
     "Hey, Abe!" I yelled in. "With all that spit you don't need a raw egg!"
      The next guy connected hard with one but it was high, very high and  I
ran back to make an over-the-shoulder catch. I sprinted back, feeling great,
knowing that I would create the miracle once again.
      Shit. The ball sailed into a tall tree at the back of the lot. Then  I
saw  the  ball  bouncing down through the branches. I stationed  myself  and
waited. No good, it was going left. I ran left. Then it bounced back to  the
right.  I ran right. It hit a branch, lingered there, then slithered through
some leaves and dropped into my glove. The girls screamed.
      I fired the ball into our pitcher on one bounce then trotted back into
shallow  center. The next guy struck out. Our pitcher, Harvey Nixon,  had  a
good fireball.
      We  changed sides and I was first up. I had never seen the guy on  the
mound. He wasn't from Chelsey. I wondered where he was from. He was big  all
over,  big head, big mouth, big ears, big body. His hair fell down over  his
eyes  and he looked like a fool. His hair was brown and his eyes were  green
and  those green eyes stared at me through that hair as if he hated  me.  It
looked  like  his left arm was longer than his right. His left arm  was  his
pitching  arm. I'd never faced a lefty, not in hardball. But they could  all
be had. Turn them upside down and they were all alike.
     "Kitten" Floss, they called him. Some kitten. 190 pounds.
     "Come on, Butch, hit one out!" one of the girls pleaded. They called me
"Butch" because I played a good game and ignored them.
     The Kitten looked at me from between his big ears. I spit on the plate,
dug in and waved my bat.
     The Kitten nodded like he was getting a signal from the catcher. He was
just  showboating. Then he looked around the infield. More  showboating.  It
was  for the benefit of the girls. He couldn't keep his pecker-mind  off  of
      He  took  his wind-up. I watched that ball in his left hand.  My  eyes
never left that ball. I had learned the secret. You concentrated on the ball
and  followed  it  all the way in until it reached the plate  and  then  you
murdered it with the wood.
      I watched the ball leave his fingers through a blaze of sun. It was  a
murderous humming blur, but it could be had. It was below my knees  and  far
out of the strike zone. His catcher had to dive to get it.
     "Ball one," mumbled the old neighborhood fart who umpired our games. He
was  a  night  watchman in a department store and he liked to  talk  to  the
girls.  "I  got two daughters at home just like you girls. Real  cute.  They
wear tight dresses too." He liked to crouch over the plate and show them his
big buttocks, that's all he had, that and one gold tooth.
     The catcher threw the ball back to Kitten Floss.
     "Hey, Pussy!" I yelled out to him.
     "You talkin' to me?"
     "I'm talking to you, short-arm. You gotta come closer than that or I'll
have to call a cab."
     "The next one is all yours," he told me.
     "Good," I said. I dug in.
      He went through his routine again, nodding like he was getting a sign,
checking the infield. Those green eyes stared at me through that dirty brown
hair.  I watched him wind-up. I saw the ball leave his fingers, a dark fleck
against the sky in the sun and then suddenly it was zooming toward my skull.
I dropped in my tracks, feeling it brush the hair of my head.
     "Strike one," mumbled the old fart.
      "What?"  I yelled. The catcher was still holding the ball. He  was  as
surprised  at the call as I was. I took the ball from him and showed  it  to
the umpire.
     "What's this?" I asked him.
     "It's a baseball."
     "Fine. Remember what it looks like."
      I  took  the  ball and walked out to the mound. The green eyes  didn't
flinch under the dirty hair. But the mouth opened up just a bit, like a frog
sucking air. I walked up to Kitten.
      "I  don't swing with my head. The next time you do that I am going  to
jam  this  thing right up through your shorts and past where you  forget  to
      I handed him the ball and walked back to the plate. I dug in and waved
my bat.
     "One and one," said the old fart.
      Floss  kicked dirt around on the mound. He stared off into left field.
There  was nothing out there except a starving dog scratching his ear. Floss
looked in for a sign. He was thinking of the girls, trying to look good. The
old  fart  crouched low, spreading his dumb buttocks, also  trying  to  look
good. I was probably one of the few with his mind on the business at hand.
      The  time  came, Kitten Floss went into his wind-up.  That  left  hand
windmill  could panic you if you let it. You had to be patient and wait  for
the  ball.  Finally they had to let it go. Then it was yours to destroy  and
the harder they threw it in the harder you could hit it out of there.
      I  saw the ball leave his fingers as one of the girls screamed.  Floss
hadn't lost his zip. The ball looked like a bee-bee, only it got larger  and
it  was headed right for my skull again. All I knew was that I was trying to
find the dirt as fast as I could. I got a mouthful.
      "SEERIKE  TWO!" I heard the old fart yell. He couldn't even  pronounce
the  word. Get a man who works for nothing and you get a man who just  likes
to hang around.
      I  got up and brushed the dirt off. It was even down in my shorts.  My
mother  was  going to ask me, "Henry, how did you ever get  your  shorts  so
dirty? Now don't make that face. Smile, and be happy!"
      I  walked  to the mound. I stood right there. Nobody said anything.  I
just  looked at Kitten. I had the bat in my hand. I took the bat by the  end
and  pressed  it against his nose. He slapped it away. I turned  and  walked
back  toward the plate. Halfway there I stopped. I turned and stared at  him
again. Then I walked to the plate.
      I  dug  in and waved my bat. This one was going to be mine. The Kitten
peered  in for the non-existent sign. He looked a long time, then shook  his
head,  no. He kept staring through that dirty hair with those green eyes.  I
waved my bat more powerfully.
     "Hit it out, Butch!" screamed one of the girls.
      "Batch! Batch! Batch!'" screamed another girl. Then the  Kitten
turned his back on us and just stared out into center field.
      "Time," I said and stepped out of the box. There was a very cute  girl
in  an  orange dress. Her hair was blond and it hung straight down,  like  a
yellow waterfall, beautiful, and I caught her eye for a moment and she said,
"Butch, please do it."
      "Shut up," I said and stepped back into the box. The pitch came. I saw
it  all  the  way.  It was my pitch. Unfortunately, I was  looking  for  the
duster.  I wanted the duster so I could go out to the mound and kill  or  be
killed.  The ball sailed right over the center of the plate. By the  time  I
adjusted the best I could do was swing weakly over the top of it as it  went
by. The bastard had suckered me all the way.

      He  got  me on three straight strikes next time. I swear he must  have
been at least 23 years old. Probably a semi-pro.

     One of our guys finally did get a single off him.
      But I was good in the field. I made some catches. I moved out there. I
knew  that  the more I saw of the Kitten's fireball the more I  was  apt  to
solve  it.  He wasn't trying to knock out my brains anymore. He didn't  have
to.  He  was just smoking them down the middle. I hoped it was only a matter
of time before I golfed one out of there.
      But  things  got worse and worse. I didn't like it. The  girls  didn't
either.  Not  only was green eyes great on the mound, he was  great  at  the
plate. The first two times up he hit a homer and a double. The third time up
he  swung under a pitch and looped a high blooper between Abe at second base
and  me  in center field. I came charging in, the girls screaming,  but  Abe
kept looking up and back over his shoulder, his mouth drooping down, looking
up,  looking  like  a fool really, that wet mouth open. I came  charging  in
screaming, "It's mine!" It was really his but somehow I couldn't bear to let
him  make  the  catch. The guy was nothing but an idiot book- reader  and  I
didn't  really like him so I came charging in very hard as the ball dropped.
We  crashed into one another, the ball popped out of his glove and into  the
air  as he fell to the ground, and I caught the ball off his glove. I  stood
there over him as he lay on the ground.
      "Get  up, you dumb bastard," I told him. Abe stayed on the ground.  He
was crying. He was holding his left arm.
     "I think my arm is broken," he said.
     "Get up, chickenshit."
     Abe finally got up and walked off the held, crying and holding his arm.
     I looked around. "All right," I said, "let's play ball!"
      But everybody was walking away, even the girls. The game was evidently
over. I hung around awhile and then I started walking home. ..

      Just  before dinner the phone rang. My mother answered it.  Her  voice
became very excited. She hung up and I heard her talking to my father.
     Then she came into my bedroom.
      "Please come to the front room," she said. I walked in and sat on  the
couch.  They  each  had a chair. It was always that way.  Chairs  meant  you
belonged. The couch was for visitors.
      "Mrs. Mortenson just phoned. They've taken x-rays. You broke her son's
     "It was an accident," I said.
      "She  says she is going to sue us. She'll get a Jewish lawyer. They'll
take everything we have."
     "We don't have very much."
      My  mother was one of those silent criers. As she cried the tears came
faster  and  faster.  Her  cheeks were starting to glisten  in  the  evening
     She wiped her eyes. They were a dull light brown.
     "Why did you break that boy's arm?"
     "It was a pop-up. We both went for it."
     "What is this 'pop-up'?"
     "Whoever gets it, gets it."
     "So you got the 'pop-up'?"
      "But how can this 'pop-up' help us? The Jewish lawyer will still  have
the broken arm on his side."
      I  got  up and walked back to my bedroom to wait for dinner. My father
hadn't  said  anything. He was confused. He was worried  about  losing  what
little  he  had  but at the same time he was very proud of a son  who  could
break somebody's arm.

      Jimmy  Hatcher worked part time in a grocery store. While none  of  us
could  get  jobs he could always get one. He had his little movie star  face
and  his mother had a great body. With his face and her body he didn't  have
trouble finding employment.
     "Why don't you come up to the apartment after dinner tonight?" he asked
me one day.
     "What for?"
      "I steal all the beer I want. I take it out the back. We can drink the
     "Where you got it?"
     "In the refrigerator."
     "Show me."
      We  were  about a block away from his place. We walked  over.  In  the
hallway Jimmy said, "Wait a minute, I've got to check the mail." He took out
his key and opened the lock box. It was empty. He locked it again.
     "My key opens this woman's box. Watch."
     Jimmy opened the box and pulled out a letter and opened it. He read the
letter  to  me. "Dear Betty: I know that this check is late and that  you've
been waiting for it. I lost my job. I have found another one, but it put  me
behind. Here's the check, finally. I hope that everything is all right  with
you. Love, Don."
      Jimmy  took the check and looked at it. He tore it up and he tore  the
letter  up  and  he put the pieces in his coat pocket. Then  he  locked  the
     "Come on."
      We  went  into  his apartment and into the kitchen and he  opened  the
refrigerator. It was packed with cans of beer.
     "Does your mother know?"
     "Sure. She drinks it."
     He closed the refrigerator.
      "Jim,  did  your  father really blow his brains out  because  of  your
      "Yeah. He was on the telephone. He told her he had a gun. He said.  If
you  don't come back to me I'm going to kill myself. Will you come  back  to
me?' And my mother said, 'No.' There was a shot and that was that."
     "What did your mother do?"
     "She hung up."
     "All right, I'll see you tonight."

      I told my parents that I was going over to Jimmy's to do some homework
with him. My kind of homework, I thought to myself.
     "Jimmy's a nice boy," my mother said. My father didn't say anything.

     Jimmy got the beer out and we began. I really liked it. Jimmy's
     mother worked at a bar until 2 a.m. We had the place to ourselves.
     "Your mother really has a body, Jim. How come some women
      have  great bodies and most of the others look like they're  deformed?
Why can't all women have great bodies?"
     "God, I don't know. Maybe if women were all the same we'd
     get bored with them."
     "Drink some more. You drink too slow."
     "Maybe after a few beers I'll beat the shit out of you."
     "We're friends, Hank."
     "I don't have any friends. Drink up!"
     "All right. What's the hurry?"
     "You've got to slam them down to get the effect."
     We opened some more cans of beer.
      "If I was a woman I'd go around with my skirt hiked up giving all  the
men hard-ons," Jimmy said.

     "You make me sick."
     "My mother knew a guy who drank her piss."
     "Yeah. They'd drink all night and then he'd lay down in the bathtub and
she'd piss in his mouth. Then he'd give her twenty- five dollars."
     "She told you that?"
      "Since  my  father died she confides in me. It's like I've  taken  his
     "You mean . . . ?"
     "Oh, no. She just confides."
     "Like the guy in the tub?"
     "Yeah, like him."
     "Tell me some more stuff."
     "Come on, drink up. Does anybody eat your mother's shit?"
     "Don't talk that way."
     I finished the can of beer in my hand and threw it across the room.
     "I like this joint. I might move in here."
     I walked to the refrigerator and brought back a new six-pack.
      "I'm  one tough son-of-a-bitch," I said. "You're lucky I let you  hang
around me."
     "We're friends, Hank."
     I jammed a can of beer under his nose.
     "Here, drink this!"
      I  went  to  the  bathroom to piss. It was a very  ladylike  bathroom,
brightly colored towels, deep pink floormats. Even the toilet seat was pink.
She  sat her big white ass on there and her name was Clare. I looked  at  my
virgin cock.
     "I'm a man," I said. "I can whip anybody's ass."
     "I need the bathroom, Hank . . ." Jim was at the door. He went into the
bathroom. I heard him puking.
      "Ah,  shit  . . ." I said and opened a new can of beer.  After  a  few
minutes, Jim came out and sat in a chair. He looked very pale. I stuck a can
of beer under his nose.
     "Drink up! Be a man! You were man enough to steal it, now be man enough
to drink it!"
     "Just let me rest a while."
     "Drink it!"
     I sat down on the couch. Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would
always  like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you  could
get  away  from  the  obvious  often enough,  you  wouldn't  become  obvious
yourself. I looked over at Jimmy.
     "Drink up, punk."
     I threw my empty beer can across the room.
     "Tell me some more about your mother, Jimmy boy. What did she say about
the man who drank her piss in the bathtub?"
     "She said, 'There's a sucker born every minute.'"
     "Drink up. Be a man!"
      He  lifted his beer can. Then he ran to the bathroom and I  heard  him
puking again. He came out after a while and sat in his chair. He didn't look
well. "I've got to lay down," he said.
      "Jimmy,"  I  said, "I'm going to wait around until your  mother  comes
     Jimmy got up from his chair and started walking toward the bedroom.
     "When she comes home I'm going to fuck her, Jimmy."
      He  didn't hear me. He just walked into the bedroom. I went  into  the
kitchen and came back with more beer.

      I  sat and drank the beer and waited for Clare. Where was  that
whore? I couldn't allow this kind of thing. I ran a tight ship.
     I got up and walked into the bedroom. Jim was face down on the bed, all
his clothes on, his shoes on. I walked back out.
      Well,  it was obvious that boy had no belly for booze. Clare needed  a
man. I sat down and opened another can of beer. I took a good hit. I found a
pack of cigarettes on the coffee table and lit one.
      I don't know how many more beers I drank waiting for Clare but finally
I  heard the key in the door and it opened. There was Clare of the body  and
the  bright  blond hair. That body stood on those high heels and  it  swayed
just  a  little.  No artist could have imagined it better.  Even  the  walls
stared at her, the lampshades, the chairs, the rug. Magic. Standing there  .
. .
     "Who the hell are you? What is this?"
     "Clare, we've met. I'm Hank. Jimmy's friend."
     "Get out of here!"
     I laughed. "I'm movin' in, baby, it's you and me!"
     "Where's Jimmy?"
     She ran into the bedroom, then came hack out.
     "You little prick! What's going on here?"
     I picked up a cigarette, lit it. I grinned.
     "You're beautiful when you're angry . . ."
     "You're nothing but a god-damned little kid drunk on beer. Go home."
     "Sit down, baby. Have a beer."
     Clare sat down. I was very surprised when she did that.
     "You go to Chelsey, don't you?" she asked.
     "Yeah. Jim and I are buddies."
     "You're Hank."
     "He's told me about you."
      I  handed  Clare a can of beer. My hand shook. "Here,  have  a  drink,
     She opened the beer and took a sip.
      I  looked  at Clare, lifted my beer and had a hit. She was  plenty  of
woman,  a  Mae West type, wore the same kind of tight-fitting  gown  --  big
hips, big legs. And breasts. Startling breasts.
      Clare crossed her wondrous legs, a bit of skirt falling back. Her legs
were full and golden and the stockings fit like skin.
     "I've met your mother," she said.
      I  drained my can of beer and put it down by my feet. I opened  a  new
one,  took  a  sip, then looked at her, not knowing whether to look  at  her
breasts or at her legs or into her tired face.
      "I'm  sorry  that  I  got your son drunk. But I've  got  to  tell  you
      She turned her head, lighting a cigarette as she did so, then faced me
     "Clare, I love you."
      She didn't laugh. She just gave me a little smile, the corners of  her
mouth turning up a little.
     "Poor boy. You're nothing but a little chicken just out of the egg."
     It was true hut it angered me. Maybe because it was true. The dream and
the beer wanted it to be something else. I took another drink and looked  at
her and said, "Cut the shit. Lift your skirt. Show me some leg. Show me some
     "You're just a hoy."
      Then I said it. I don't know where the words came from, but I said it,
"I could tear you in half, baby, if you gave me the chance."
     "All right. Let's see."
      Then she did it. Just like that. She uncrossed her legs and pulled her
skirt back. She didn't have on panties.
      I  saw her huge white upper flanks, rivers of flesh. There was a large
protruding wart on the inside of her left thigh. And there was a  jungle  of
tangled hair between her legs, but it was not bright yellow like the hair on
her  head,  it was brown and shot with grey, old like some sick bush  dying,
lifeless and sad. I stood up.
     "I've got to go, Mrs. Hatcher."
     "Christ, I thought you wanted to party!"
     "Not with your son in the other room, Mrs. Hatcher."
     "Don't worry about him, Hank. He's passed out."
     "No, Mrs. Hatcher, I've really got to go."
     "All right, get out of here you god-damned little piss-ant!"
      I  closed the door behind me and walked down the hall of the apartment
building and out into the street. To think, somebody had suicided for  that.
The night suddenly looked good. I walked along toward my parents' house.

      I  could see the road ahead of me. I was poor and I was going to  stay
poor.  But  I didn't particularly want money. I didn't know what  I  wanted.
Yes,  I did. I wanted someplace to hide out, someplace where one didn't have
to  do  anything. The thought of being something didn't only appall  me,  it
sickened  me. The thought of being a lawyer or a councilman or an  engineer,
anything  like  that,  seemed impossible to me.  To  get  married,  to  have
children,  to get trapped in the family structure. To go someplace  to  work
every day and to return. It was impossible. To do things, simple things,  to
be  part  of family picnics, Christmas, the 4th of July, Labor Day, Mother's
Day  .  . . was a man born just to endure those things and then die? I would
rather  be  a  dishwasher, return alone to a tiny room and drink  myself  to
      My  father had a master plan. He told me, "My son, each man during his
lifetime  should buy a house. Finally he dies and leaves that house  to  his
son.  Then  his  son gets his own house and dies, leaves both  houses  to
his  son.  That's two houses. That son gets his own house, that's  three
houses . . ."
      The  family structure. Victory over adversity through the  family.  He
believed  in it. Take the family, mix with God and Country, add the ten-hour
day and you had what was needed.
     I looked at my father, at his hands, his face, his eyebrows, and I knew
that  this  man had nothing to do with me. He was a stranger. My mother  was
non-existent. I was cursed. Looking at my father I saw nothing but  indecent
dullness. Worse, he was even more afraid to fail than most others. Centuries
of  peasant  blood  and peasant training. The Chinaski  bloodline  had  been
thinned by a series of peasant-servants who had surrendered their real lives
for  fractional and illusionary gains. Not a man in the line  who  said,  "I
don't want a house, I want a thousand houses, now!"
      He  had  sent me to that rich high school hoping that the  ruler's
attitude would rub off on me as I watched the rich boys screech up in  their
cream-colored  coupes  and pick up the girls in bright  dresses.  Instead  I
learned that the poor usually stay poor. That the young rich smell the stink
of the poor and learn to find it a bit amusing. They had to laugh, otherwise
it  would  be too terrifying. They'd learned that, through the centuries.  I
would  never  forgive the girls for getting into those cream-colored  coupes
with  the  laughing boys. They couldn't help it, of course, yet  you  always
think,  maybe  . . . But no, there weren't any maybes. Wealth meant  victory
and  victory  was  the  only reality. What woman  chooses  to  live  with  a

      Throughout high school I tried not to think too much about how  things
might eventually turn out for me. It seemed better to delay thinking . . .

      Finally  it was the day of the Senior Prom. It was held in the  girls'
gym  with  live music, a real band. I don't know why but I walked over  that
night, the two-and-one-half miles from my parents' place. I stood outside in
the  dark and I looked in there, through the wire-covered window, and I  was
astonished. All the girls looked very grown-up, stately, lovely,  they  were
in  long  dresses, and they all looked beautiful. I almost didn't  recognize
them.  And  the  boys  in  their tuxes, they looked great,  they  danced  so
straight,  each  of  them holding a girl in his arms,  their  faces  pressed
against the girl's hair. They all danced beautifully and the music was  loud
and clear and good, powerful.
      Then  I caught a glimpse of my reflection staring in at them --  boils
and  scars on my face, my ragged shirt. I was like some jungle animal  drawn
to  the  light  and  looking in. Why had I come? I felt  sick.  But  I  kept
watching. The dance ended. There was a pause. Couples spoke easily  to  each
other. It was natural and civilized.

     Where had they learned to converse and to dance? I couldn't converse or
dance. Everybody knew something I didn't know. The girls looked so good, the
boys  so  handsome. I would be too terrified to even look at  one  of  those
girls,  let alone be close to one. To look into her eyes or dance  with  her
would be beyond me.
      And  yet  I  knew  that what I saw wasn't as simple  and  good  as  it
appeared.  There was a price to be paid for it all, a general falsity,  that
could  he  easily  believed, and could be the first  step  down  a  dead-end
street.  The band began to play again and the boys and girls began to  dance
again  and  the lights revolved overhead throwing shades of gold, then  red,
then  blue, then green, then gold again on the couples. As I watched them  I
said to myself, someday my dance will begin. When that day comes I will have
something that they don't have.
      But  then  it got to be too much for me. I hated them. I  hated  their
beauty,  their  untroubled youth, and as I watched them  dance  through  the
magic  colored pools of light, holding each other, feeling so  good,  little
unscathed  children,  temporarily in luck, I hated  them  because  they  had
something  I had not yet had, and I said to myself, I said to myself  again,
someday I will be as happy as any of you, you will see.
      They  kept dancing, and I repeated it to them. Then  there  was  a
sound behind me.
     "Hey! What are you doing?"
     It was an old man with a flashlight. He had a head like a frog's head.
     "I'm watching the dance."
     He held the flashlight right up under his nose. His eyes were round and
large,  they gleamed like a cat's eyes in the moonlight, But his  mouth  was
shriveled,  collapsed, and his head was round. It had a  peculiar  senseless
roundness that reminded me of a pumpkin trying to play pundit.
     "Get your ass out of here!"
     He ran the flashlight up and down all over me.
     "Who are you?" I asked.
      "I'm  the night custodian. Get your ass out of here before I call  the
     "What for? This is the Senior From and I'm a senior."
     He flashed his light into my face. The hand was playing "Deep Purple."
     "Bullshit!" he said. "You're at least 22 years old!"
     "I'm in the yearbook, Class of 1939, graduating class, Henry Chinaski."
     "Why aren't you in there dancing?"
     "Forget it. I'm going home."
     "Do that."
      I  walked off. I kept walking. His flashlight leaped on the  path,
the  light  following me. I walked off campus. It was  a  nice  warm  night,
almost hot. I thought I saw some fireflies but I wasn't sure.

      Graduation  Day.  We filed in with our caps and  gowns  to  "Pomp  and
Circumstance."  I  suppose  that in our three years  we  must  have  learned
something.  Our ability to spell had probably improved and we had  grown  in
size.  I  was still a virgin. "Hey, Henry, you busted your cherry yet?"  "No
way," I'd say.
      Jimmy Hatcher sat next to me. The principal was giving his address and
really scraping the bottom of the old shit barrel.
      "America is the great land of Opportunity and any man or woman with  a
desire to do so will succeed . . ."
     "Dishwasher," I said.
     "Dog catcher," said Jimmy.
     "Burglar," I said.
     "Garbage collector," said Jimmy.
     "Madhouse attendant," I said.
      "America is brave, America was built by the brave . . . Ours is a just
     "Just so much for the few," said Jimmy.
      ".  . . a fair society and all those who search for that dream at  the
end of the rainbow will and . . ."
     "A hairy crawling turd," I suggested.
     ". . . and I can say, without hesitation, that this particular Class of
Summer  1939, less than a decade removed from the beginning of our  terrible
national  Depression, this class of Summer '39 is more  ripe  with  courage,
talent and love than any class it has been my pleasure to witness!"
     The mothers, fathers, relatives applauded wildly; a few of the students
joined in.
      "Class of Summer 1939, I am proud of your future, I am sure  of
your future. I send you out now to your great adventure!"
      Most  of them were headed over to U.S.C. to live the non-  working
life for at least four more years.
     "And I send my prayers and blessings with you!"
      The  honor students received their diplomas first. Out they  came.
Abe Mortenson was called. He got his. I applauded.
     "Where's he gonna end up?" Jimmy asked.
     "Cost accountant in an auto parts manufacturing concern. Somewhere near
Gardena, California."
     "A lifetime job . . ." said Jimmy.
     "A lifetime wife," I added.
     "Abe will never be miserable . . ."
     "Or happy."
     "An obedient man . . ."
     "A broom."
     "A stiff . . ."
     "A wimp."
     When the honor students had been taken care of they began on us. I felt
uncomfortable sitting there. I felt like walking out.
     "Henry Chinaski!" I was called.
     "Public servant," I told Jimmy.
      I  walked  up  to  and across the stage, took the diploma,  shook  the
principal's hand. It felt slimy like the inside of a dirty fish  bowl.  (Two
years  later he would be exposed as an embezzler of school funds; he was  to
be tried, convicted and jailed.)
      I  passed Mortenson and the honor group as I went back to my seat.  He
looked over and gave me the finger, so only I could see it. That got me.  It
was so unexpected. I walked back and sat down next to Jimmy.
     "Mortenson gave me the finger!"
     "No, I don't believe it!"
      'Son-of-a-bitch! He's spoiled my day! Not that it  was  worth  a  fuck
anyhow but he's really greased it over now!"
     I can't believe he had the guts to finger you."
     "It's not like him. You think he's getting some coaching?"
     "I don't know what to think."

     "He knows that I can bust him in half without even inhaling!"
     "Bust him!"
     "But don't you see, he's won? It's the way he surprised me!"
     "All you gotta do is kick his ass all up and down."
      "Do  you think that son-of-a-bitch learned something reading all those
books? I know there's nothing in them because I read every fourth page."
     "Jimmy Hatcher!" His name was called.
     "Priest," he said.
     "Poultry farmer," I said.
      Jimmy went up and got his. I applauded loudly. Anybody who could  live
with  a  mother  like his deserved some accolade. He came back  and  we  sat
watching all the golden boys and girls go up and
     get theirs.
     "You can't blame them for being rich," Jimmy said.
     "No, I blame their fucking parents."
     "And their grandparents," said Jimmy.
     "Yes, I'd be happy to take their new cars and their pretty
     girlfriends and I wouldn't give a fuck about anything like social
      "Yeah,"  said  Jimmy. "I guess the only time most people  think  about
injustice is when it happens to them."
      The  golden  boys and girls went on parading across the stage.  I  sat
there wondering whether to punch Abe out or not. I could see him flopping on
the  sidewalk still in his cap and gown, the victim of my right  cross,  all
the  pretty girls screaming, thinking, my god, this Chinaski guy must  be  a
bull on the springs!
      On  the  other hand, Abe wasn't much. He was hardly there. It wouldn't
take anything to punch him out. I decided not to do it. I had already broken
his arm and his parents hadn't sued mine, finally. If I busted his head they
would surely go ahead and sue. They would take my old man's last copper. Not
that  I  would  mind. It was my mother: she would suffer in  a  fool's  way:
senselessly and without reason.
      Then,  the ceremony was over. The students left their seats and  filed
out.  Students met with parents, relatives on the front lawn. There was much
bugging,  embracing. I saw my parents waiting. I walked up  to  them,  stood
about four feet away.
     "Let's get out of here," I said.
     My mother was looking at me.
     "Henry, I'm so proud of you!"
      Then  my  mother's head turned. "Oh, there goes Abe and  his  parents!
They're such nice people! Oh, Mrs. Mortenson!"
      They  stopped. My mother ran over and threw her  arms  about  Mrs.
Mortenson. It was Mrs. Mortenson who had decided not to sue after many, many
hours of conversation upon the telephone with my mother. It had been decided
that I was a confused individual and that my mother had suffered enough that
     My father shook hands with Mr. Mortenson and I walked over to Abe.
     "O.K., cocksucker, what's the idea of giving me the finger?"
     "The finger."
     "I don't know what you're talking about!"
     "The finger.'"
     "Henry, I really don't know what you're talking about!"
      "All  right, Abraham, it's time to go!" said his mother. The Mortenson
family  walked  off together. I stood there watching them. Then  we  started
walking to our old car. We walked west to the corner and turned south.
     "Now that Mortenson boy really knows how to apply himself!"
      said  my father. "How are you ever going to make it? I've never
even seen you look at a schoolbook, let alone inside of one!"
     "Some books arc dull," I said.
      "Oh, they're dull, are they? So you don't want to study?
What can you do? What good are you? What can you do? It
has cost me thousands of dollars to raise you, feed you, clothe you! Suppose
I left you here on the street? Then what would you do?"
     "Catch butterflies."
     My mother began to cry. My father pulled her away and down the block to
where  their  ten-year-old  car was parked. As  I  stood  there,  the  other
families roared past in their new cars, going somewhere.
     Then Jimmy Hatcher and his mother walked by. She stopped.
     "Hey, wait a minute," she told Timmy, "I want to congratulate Henry."
     Jimmy waited and Clare walked over. She put her face close to
     "line. She spoke softly so Jimmy wouldn't hear. "Listen, Honey,
      any time you really want to graduate, I can arrange to give you
your diploma."
     "Thanks, Clare, I might be seeing you."
     "I'll rip your balls off, Henry!"
     "I don't doubt it, Clare."
     She went back to Jimmy and they walked away down the street. A very old
car  rolled up, stopped, the engine died. I could see my mother weeping, big
tears were running down her cheeks.
      "Henry, get in! Please get in! Your father is right but I  love
     "Forget it. I've got a place to go."
     "No, Henry, get in!" she wailed. "Get in or I'll die!"
      I  walked over, opened the rear door, climbed into the rear  seat.
The engine started and we were off again. There I sat, Henry Chinaski, Class
of  Summer  '39,  driving into the bright future. No, being driven.  At  the
first  red  light the car stalled. As the signal turned green my father  was
still  trying to start the engine. Somebody behind us hooked. My father  got
the  car  started and we were in motion again. My mother had stopped crying.
We drove along like that, each of us silent.

     Times were still hard. Nobody was any more surprised than I when Mears-
Starbuck  phoned and asked me to report to work the next Monday. I had  gone
all around town putting in dozens of applications. There was nothing else to
do.  I  didn't want a job but I didn't want to live with my parents  either.
Mears-Starbuck must have had thousands of applications on hand.  I  couldn't
believe they had chosen me. It was a department store with branches in  many
      The  next Monday, there I was walking to work with my lunch in a brown
paper  bag. The department store was only a few blocks away from  my  former
high school.
      I  still didn't understand why I had been selected. After filling  out
the  application, the interview had lasted only a few minutes. I  must  have
given all the right answers.
      First  paycheck I get, I thought, I'm going to get myself a room  near
the downtown L.A. Public Library.
      As  I  walked along I didn't feel so alone and I wasn't. I  noticed  a
starving  mongrel dog following me. The poor creature was terribly  thin;  I
could see his ribs poking through his skin. Most of his fur had fallen  off.
What  remained  clung in dry, twisted patches. The dog  was  beaten,  cowed,
deserted, frightened, a victim of Homo sapiens.
     I stopped and knelt, put out my hand. He backed off.
     "Come here, fellow, I'm your friend . . . Come on, come on . . ."

     He came closer. He had such sad eyes.
     "What have they done to you, boy?"
      He  came still closer, creeping along the sidewalk, trembling, wagging
his tail quite rapidly. Then he leaped at me. He was large, what was left of
him. His forelegs pushed me backwards and I was flat on the sidewalk and  he
was  licking my face, mouth, ears, forehead, everywhere. I pushed  him  off,
got up and wiped my face.
     "Easy now! You need something to eat! FOOD!"
     I reached into my bag and took out a sandwich. I unwrapped it and broke
off a portion.
     "Some for you and some for me, old boy!"
      I put his part of the sandwich on the sidewalk. He came up, sniffed at
it,  then walked off, slinking, staring back at me over his shoulder  as  he
walked down the street away from me.
      "Hey, wait, buddy! That was peanut butter! Come here, have some
bologna! Hey, boy, come here! Come back!"
      The  dog  approached again, cautiously. I found the bologna  sandwich,
ripped  off a chunk, wiped the cheap watery mustard off, then placed  it  on
the sidewalk.
     I he dog walked up to the bit of sandwich, put his nose to it, sniffed,
then  turned  and walked off. This time he didn't look back. He  accelerated
down the street.
      No  wonder  I had been depressed all my life. I wasn't getting  proper
      I  walked on toward the department store. It was the same street I had
walked along to go to high school.
      I  arrived. I found the employees' entrance, pushed the door open  and
walked  in.  I  went from bright sunlight into semi- darkness.  As  my  eyes
adjusted I could make out a man standing several feet away in front  of  me.
Half of his left ear had been sliced off at some point in the past. He was a
tall,  very  thin  man  with needlepoint grey pupils centered  in  otherwise
colorless eyes. A very tall thin man, yet right above his belt, sticking out
over  his  belt -- suddenly -- was a sad and hideous and strange pot  belly.
All his fat had settled there while the remainder of him had wasted away.
      "I'm  Superintendent  Ferris," he said. "I  presume  that  you're  Mr.
     "Yes, sir."
     "You're five minutes late."
     "I was delayed by . . . Well, I stopped to try to feed a starving
     dog," I grinned.
     "That's one of the lousiest excuses I've ever heard and I've been
     here thirty-five years. Couldn't you come up with a better one
     than that?"
     "I'm just starting, Mr. Ferris."
     "And you're almost finished. Now," he pointed, "the time- clock is over
there and the card rack is over there. Find your card
     and punch in."
     I found my card. Henry Chinaski, employee #68754. Then I
     walked up to the timeclock but I didn't know what to do.
     Ferris walked over and stood behind me, staring at the time- clock.
     "You're now six minutes late. When you are ten minutes late we
     dock you an hour."
     "I guess it's better to be an hour late."
     "Don't be funny. If I want a comedian I listen to Jack Benny. If
     you're an hour late you're docked your whole god-damned job."
     "I'm sorry, but I don't know how to use a timeclock. I mean,
     how do I punch in?"
     Ferris grabbed the card out of my hand. He pointed at it.
     "See this slot?"
     "I mean, 'yes.'"
     "O.K., that slot is for the first day of the week. Today."
     "You slip the timecard into here like this . . ."
     He slipped it in, then pulled it out.
     "Then when your timecard is in there you hit this lever."
     Ferris hit the lever but the timecard wasn't in there.
     "I understand. Let's begin."
     "No, wait."
     He held the timecard in front of me.
     "Now, when you punch out for lunch, you hit this slot."
     "Yes, I understand."
     "Then when you punch back in, you hit the next slot. Lunch is
     thirty minutes."

     "Thirty minutes, I've got it."
      "Now, when you punch out, you hit the last slot. That's four punches a
day. Then you go home, or to your room or wherever, sleep, come back and hit
it  four  more  times  each working day until you get fired,  quit,  die  or
     "I've got it."
     "And I want you to know that you've delayed my indoctrination speech to
our  new  employees, of which you, at the moment, are one. I  am  in  charge
here.  My  word  is law and your wishes mean nothing. If I dislike  anything
about you -- the way you tie your shoes, comb your hair or fart, you're back
on the streets, get it?"
     "Yes, sir!"
      A  young girl came flouncing in, running on her high heels, long brown
hair flowing behind her. She was dressed in a tight red dress. Her lips were
large  and expressive with excessive lipstick. She theatrically pulled  her.
card  out of the rack, punched in, and breathing with minor excitement,  she
put her card back in the rack.
     She glanced over at Ferris.
     "Hi, Eddie!"
     "Hi, Diana!"
      Diana was obviously a salesgirl. Ferris walked over to her. They stood
talking.  I  couldn't hear the conversation but I could hear them  laughing.
Then  they broke off. Diana walked over and waited for the elevator to  take
her to her work. Ferris walked back toward me holding my timecard.
     "I'll punch in now, Mr. Ferris," I told him.
     "I'll do it for you. I want to start you out right."
      Ferris inserted my timecard into the clock and stood there. He waited.
I heard the clock tick, then he hit it. He put my card in the rack.
     "How late was I, Mr. Ferris?"
     "Ten minutes. Now follow me."
     I followed along behind him. I saw the group waiting.
      Four  men  and  three women. They were all old. They  seemed  to  have
salivary  problems. Little clumps of spittle had formed at  the  corners  of
their mouths; the spittle had dried and turned white and then been coated by
new wet spittle. Some of them were too thin, others too fat. Some were near-
sighted; others trembled. One old fellow in a brightly colored shirt  had  a
hump on his back. They all smiled and coughed, puffing at cigarettes. Then I
got it. The message.
      Mears-Starbuck was looking for stayers. The company didn't care
for  employee turnover (although these new recruits obviously weren't  going
anywhere  but  to the grave -- until then they'd remain grateful  and  loyal
employees). And I had been chosen to work alongside of them. The lady in the
employment office had evaluated me as belonging with this pathetic group  of
     What would the guys in high school think if they saw me? Me, one of the
toughest guys in the graduating class.
     I walked over and stood with my group. Ferris sat on a table facing us.
A  shaft  of  light fell upon him from an overhead transom. He  inhaled  his
cigarette and smiled at us.
     "Welcome to Mears-Starbuck . . ."
      Then  he seemed to fall into a reverie. Perhaps he was thinking  about
when he had first joined the department store thirty-five years ago. He blew
a  few  smoke rings and watched them rise into the air. His half-sliced  ear
looked impressive in the light from above.
      The guy next to me, a little pretzel of a man, knifed his sharp little
elbow  into  my  side. He was one of those individuals whose glasses  always
seem ready to fall off. He was uglier than I was.
     "Hi!" he whispered. "I'm Mewks. Odell Mewks."
     "Hello, Mewks."
      "Listen, kid, after work let's you and me make the bars. Maybe we  can
pick up some girls."
     "I can't, Mewks."
     "Afraid of girls?"
     "It's my brother, he's sick. I've got to watch over him."
     "Worse. Cancer. He has to piss through a tube into a bottle strapped to
his leg."
      Then  Ferris began again. "Your starting salary is forty-four-  and-a-
half cents an hour. We are non-union here. Management believes that what  is
fair  for  the  company is fair for you. We are like a family, dedicated  to
serve  and  to profit. You will each receive a ten-percent discount  on  all
merchandise you purchase from Mears-Starbuck . . ."
     "OH, BOY!" Mewks said in a loud voice.
     "Yes, Mr. Mewks, it's a good deal. You take care of us, we'll take care
of you."
      I  could stay with Mears-Starbuck for forty-seven years, I thought.  I
could  live  with a crazy girlfriend, get my left ear sliced off  and  maybe
inherit Ferris' job when he retired.
      Ferris  talked about which holidays we could look forward to and  then
the  speech was over. We were issued our smocks and our lockers and then  we
were directed to the underground storage facilities.
      Ferris  worked  down  there too. He manned  the  phones.  Whenever  he
answered  the  phone he would hold it to his sliced left ear with  his  left
hand and clamp his right hand under his left armpit.
     "Yes? Yes? Yes. Coming right up!"
     "Yes, sir."
     "Lingerie department . . ."
     Then he would pick up the order pad, list the items needed and how many
of each. He never did this while on the phone, always afterwards.
      "Locate these items, deliver them to the lingerie department, obtain a
signature and return."
     His speech never varied.

      My  first delivery was to lingerie. I located the items, placed
them  in  my  little green cart with its four rubber wheels  and  pushed  it
toward  the  elevator. The elevator was at an upper floor and I pressed  the
button and waited. After some time I could see the bottom of the elevator as
it  came  down. It was very slow. Then it was at basement level.  The  doors
opened and an albino with one eye stood at the controls. Jesus. He looked at
     "New guy, huh?" he asked.
     "What do you think of Ferris?"
     "I think he's a great guy."
      They  probably lived together in the same room and took turns  manning
the hotplate.
     "I can't take you up."
     "Why not?"
     "I gotta take a shit."
     He left the elevator and walked off.
      There I stood in my smock. This was the way things usually worked. You
were  a  governor or a garbageman, you were a tight-rope walker  or  a  bank
robber,  you  were a dentist or a fruit picker, you were this  or  you  were
that.  You  wanted to do a good job. You manned your station  and  then  you
stood  and  waited for some asshole. I stood there in my smock  next  to  my
green cart while the elevator man took a shit.
      It  came to me then, clearly, why the rich, golden boys and girls were
always laughing. They knew. The albino returned.
     "It was great. I feel thirty pounds lighter."
     "Good. Can we go now?"
      He  closed  the doors and we rose to the sales floor.  He  opened  the
     "Good luck," said the albino.
     I pushed my green cart down through the aisles looking for the lingerie
department, a Miss Meadows.
      Miss  Meadows  was waiting. She was slender and classy-  looking.  She
looked like a model. Her arms were folded. As I approached her I noticed her
eyes.  They  were  an emerald green, there was depth, a knowledge  there.  I
should know somebody like that. Such eyes, such class. I stopped my cart  in
front of her counter.
     "Hello, Miss Meadows," I smiled.
     "Where the hell have you been?" she asked.
     "It just took this long."
      "Do  you  realize  I have customers waiting? Do you realize  that  I'm
attempting to run an efficient department here?"
      The  salesclerks  got  ten  cents an  hour  more  than  we  did,  plus
commissions.  I was to discover that they never spoke to us  in  a  friendly
way. Male or female, the clerks were the same. They took any familiarity  as
an affront.
     "I've got a good mind to phone Mr. Ferris."

     "I'll do better next time. Miss Meadows."
     I placed the goods on her counter and then handed her the form to sign.
She  scratched her signature furiously on the paper, then instead of handing
it back to me she threw it into my green cart.
     "Christ, I don't know where they find people like you!"
      I  pushed my cart over to the elevator, hit the button and waited. The
doors opened and I rolled on in.
     "How'd it go?" the albino asked me.
      "I  feel  thirty  pounds heavier," I told him. He grinned,  the  doors
closed and we descended.

     Over dinner that night my mother said, "Henry, I'm so proud of you that
you have a job!"
     I didn't answer.
     My father said, "Well, aren't you glad to have a job?"
      "Yeah? Is that all you can say? Do you realize how many men are
unemployed in this nation now?"
     "Plenty, I guess."
     "Then you should be grateful."
     "Look, can't we just eat our food?"
      "You should be grateful for your food, too. Do you know how much  this
meal cost?"
     I shoved my plate away. "Shit! I can't eat this stuff!"
     I got up and walked to my bedroom.
     "I've got a good mind to come back there and teach you what is what!"
     I stopped. "I'll be waiting, old man."
      Then I walked away. I went in and waited. But I knew he wasn't coming.
I set the alarm to get ready for Mears-Starbuck. It was only 7:30 p.m. but I
undressed  and went to bed. I switched off the light and was  in  the  dark.
There was nothing else to do, nowhere to go. My parents would soon be in bed
with the lights out.
      My  father liked the slogan, "Early to bed and early to rise, makes  a
man healthy, wealthy and wise."
      But it hadn't done any of that for him. I decided that I might try  to
reverse the process.
     I couldn't sleep.
      Maybe if I masturbated to Miss Meadows? Too cheap. I wallowed there in
the dark, waiting for something,

     The first three or four days at Mears-Starbuck were identical. In fact,
similarity  was a very dependable thing at Mears-Starbuck. The caste  system
was an accepted fact. There wasn't a single salesclerk who spoke to a stock-
clerk  outside of a perfunctory word or two. And it affected me.  I  thought
about  it  as  I pushed my cart about. Was it possible that the  salesclerks
were  more intelligent than the stockclerks? They certainly dressed  better.
It  bothered me that they assumed that their station meant so much.  Perhaps
if  I  had  been a salesclerk I would have felt the same way. I didn't  much
care for the other stockclerks. Or the salesclerks.
      Now, I thought, pushing my cart along, I have this job. Is this to  be
it?  No wonder men robbed banks. There were too many demeaning jobs. Why the
hell  wasn't I a superior court judge or a concert pianist? Because it  took
training  and training cost money. But I didn't want to be anything  anyhow.
And I was certainly succeeding.
      I  pushed my cart to the elevator and hit the button. Women wanted men
who  made  money,  women wanted men of mark. I low many  classy  women  were
living  with skid row bums? Well, I didn't want a woman anyhow. Not to  live
with.  How could men live with women? What did it mean? What I wanted was  a
cave  in Colorado with three-years' worth of foodstuffs and drink. I'd  wipe
my  ass with sand. Anything, anything to stop drowning in this dull, trivial
and cowardly existence.
     The elevator came up. The albino was still at the controls.
     "Hey, I hear you and Mewks made the bars last night!"
     "He bought me a few beers. I'm broke."
     "You guys get laid?"
     "I didn't."
     "Why don't you guys take me along next time? I'll show you
     how to get some snatch."
     "What do you know?"
     "I've been around. Just last week I had a Chinese girl. And you
     know, it's just like they say."
     "What's that?"
     We hit the basement and the doors opened.
     "Their snatch doesn't run up and down, it runs from side to side."

     Ferris was waiting for me.
     "Where the hell you been?"
     "Home gardening."
     "What did you do, fertilize the fuchsias?"
     "Yeah, I drop one turd in each pot."
     "Listen, Chinaski . . ."
     "The punchlines around here belong to me. Got it?"
     "Got it."
     "Well, get this. I've got an order here for Men's Wear."
     He handed me the order slip.
     "Locate these items, deliver them, obtain a signature and return."
      Men's  Wear was run by Mr. Justin Phillips, Jr. He was well- bred,  he
was  polite, around twenty-two. He stood very straight, had dark hair,  dark
eyes,  breeding lips. There was an unfortunate absence of cheekbones but  it
was  hardly  noticeable. He was pale and wore dark clothing with beautifully
starched  shirts.  The salesgirls loved him. He was sensitive,  intelligent,
clever.  He  was also just a bit nasty as if some forebear had  passed  down
that right to him. He had only broken with tradition once to speak to me.
     "It's a shame, isn't it, those rather ugly scars on your face?"
     As I rolled my cart up to Men's Wear, Justin Phillips was standing very
straight,  head tilted a bit, staring, as he did most of the  time,  looking
off  and up as if he was seeing things we were not. He saw things out there.
Maybe  I just didn't recognize breeding when I saw it. He certainly appeared
to be above his surroundings. It was a good trick if you could do it and get
paid  at  the  same  time. Maybe that's what management and  the  salesgirls
liked. Here was a man truly too good for what he was doing, but he was doing
it anyhow.
     I rolled up. "Here's your order, Mr. Phillips."
      He  appeared not to notice me, which hurt in a sense, and was  a  good
thing  in another. I stacked the goods on the counter as he stared off  into
space, just above the elevator door.
      Then  I heard golden laughter and I looked. It was a gang of guys  who
had  graduated  with  me from Chelsey High. They were  trying  on  sweaters,
hiking  shorts, various items. I knew them by sight only, as  we  had  never
spoken during our four years of high school. The leader was Jimmy New  hall.
He  had  been the halfback on our football team, undefeated for three years.
His  hair  was  a beautiful yellow, the sun always seemed to be highlighting
parts  of  it,  the sun or the lights in the schoolroom.  He  had  a  thick,
powerful  neck and above it sat the face of a perfect boy sculpted  by  some
master  sculptor.  Everything was exactly as it should be:  nose,  forehead,
chin,  the  works. And the body likewise, perfectly formed. The others  with
Newhall  were  not exactly as perfect as he was, but they were  close.  They
stood  around and tried on sweaters and laughed, waiting to go to U.S.C.  or
     Justin Phillips signed my receipt. I was on my way back to the elevator
when I heard a voice:
     I stopped, turned, gave them a casual wave of the left hand.
     "Look at him! Toughest guy in town since Tommy Dorsey!"
     "Makes Gable look like a toilet plunger."
      I left my wagon and walked back. I didn't know what I was going to do.
I  stood there and looked at them. I didn't like them, never had. They might
look  glorious  to  others but not to me. There was  something  about  their
bodies  that  was like a woman's body. They were soft, they had never  faced
any  fire.  They were beautiful nothings. They made me sick. I  hated  them.
They  were  part  of the nightmare that always haunted me  in  one  form  or
      Jimmy  Newhall smiled at me. "Hey, stockboy, how come you never  tried
out for the team?"
     "It wasn't what I wanted."
     "No guts, eh?"
     "You know where the parking lot on the roof is?"
     "See you there . . ."
      They  strolled out toward the parking lot as I took my smock  off  and
threw it into the cart. Justin Phillips, Jr. smiled at me, "My dear boy, you
are going to get your ass whipped."

     Jimmy Newhall was waiting, surrounded by his buddies.
     "Hey, look, the stockboy!"
     "You think he's wearing ladies' underwear?"
      Newhall  was  standing  in  the sun. He had  his  shirt  off  and  his
undershirt too. He had his gut sucked in and his chest pushed out. He looked
good.  What  the  hell had I gotten into? I felt my underlip  trembling.  Up
there  on  the  roof,  I  felt fear. I looked at  Newhall,  the  golden  sun
highlighting  his golden hair. I had watched him many times on the  football
field. I had seen him break off many 50 and 60 yard runs while I rooted  for
the other team,
      Now  we  stood  looking at each other. I left my  shirt  on.  We  kept
standing. I kept standing.
      Newhall finally said, "O.k., I'm going to take you now." He started to
move forward. Just then a little old lady dressed in black came by with many
packages. She had on a tiny green felt hat.
     "Hello, boys!" she said.
     "Hello, ma'am."
     "Lovely day . . ."
      The  little  old lady opened her car door and loaded in the  packages.
Then she turned to Jimmy Newhall.
      "Oh,  what a fine body you have, my boy! I'll bet you could  be
Tarzan of the Apes!"
     "No, ma'am," I said. "Pardon me, but he's the ape and those with
him are his tribe."

      "Oh," she said. She got into her car, started it and we waited as  she
backed out and drove off.
     "O.K., Chinaski," said Newhall, "all through school you were famous for
your  sneer and your big god-damned mouth. And now I'm going  to  put
the cure on you!"
      Newhall bounded forward. He was ready. I wasn't quite ready. All I saw
was  a  backdrop of blue sky and a flash of body and fists. He  was  quicker
than  an ape, and bigger. I couldn't seem to throw a punch, I only felt  his
fists  and  they were rock hard. Squinting through punched eyes I could  see
his  fists,  swinging, landing, my god, he had power, it seemed endless  and
there was no place to go. I began to think, maybe you are a sissy, maybe you
should be, maybe you should quit.
      But  as  he  continued  to  punch,  my  fear  vanished.  I  felt  only
astonishment at his strength and energy. Where did he get it? A  swine  like
him?  He  was  loaded.  I couldn't see anymore -- my eyes  were  blinded  by
flashes of yellow and green light, purple light --  then a terrific shot  of
RED . . . I felt myself going down. Is this the way it happens?
      I  fell to one knee. I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished  I
was  on  it. I felt something run over my mouth and chin . . . it  was  warm
blood running from my nose.
     "Let him go, Jimmy, he's finished . . ."
     I looked at Newhall. "Your mother sucks cock," I told him.
     "I'LL KILL YOU!"
      Newhall rushed me before I could quite get up. He had me by the throat
and  we rolled over and over, under a Dodge. I heard his head hit something.
I  didn't know what it hit but I heard the sound. It happened quite  quickly
and the others were not as aware of it as I was.
     I got up and then Newhall got up.
     "I'm going to kill you," he said.
      Newhall  windmilled in. This time it wasn't nearly so bad. He  punched
with the same fury, but something was missing. He was weaker. When he hit me
I  didn't  see flashes of color, I could see the sky, the parked  cars,  the
faces of his friends, and him. I had always been a slow starter. Newhall was
still  trying but he was definitely weaker. And I had my small hands, I  was
blessed with small hands, lousy weapons.
      What a weary time those years were -- to have the desire and the  need
to live but not the ability.
      I  dug a hard right to his belly and I heard him gasp so I grabbed him
behind  the  neck with my left and dug another right to his  belly.  Then  I
pushed  him  off  and cracked him with a one-two, right into  that  sculpted
face. I saw his eyes and it was great. I was bringing something to him  that
he had never felt before. He was terrified. Terrified because he didn't know
how to handle defeat. I decided to finish him slowly.
      Then  someone slugged me on the back of the head. It was a  good  hard
shot.  I  turned  and  looked. It was his red-headed friend,  Cal  Evans.  I
yelled, pointing at him. "Stay the fuck away from me! I'll take all  of  you
one at a time! As soon as I'm done with this guy, you're next!"
      It didn't take much to finish Jimmy. I even tried some fancy footwork.
I  jabbed a bit, played around and then I moved in and started punching.  He
took  it pretty good and for a while I thought I couldn't finish it but  all
of  a  sudden he gave me this strange look which said, hey, look,  maybe  we
ought to be buddies and go have a couple of beers together. Then he dropped.
      His  friends moved in and picked him up, they held him up,  talked  to
him, "Hey, Jim, you O.K.?"
      "What'd  the  son-of-a-bitch do to you, Jim? We'll clean his  drawers,
Jim. Just give us the word."
     "Take me home," Jim said.
     I watched them go down the stairway, all of them trying to hold him up,
one guy carrying his shirt and undershirt . . .

     I went downstairs to get my cart. Justin Phillips was waiting.
     "I didn't think you'd be back," he smiled disdainfully.
      "Don't fraternize with the unskilled help," I told him. I pushed  off.
My  face,  my  clothes  -- 1 was pretty badly messed up.  I  walked  to  the
elevator and hit the button. The albino came in due time. The doors opened.
      "The word's out," he said. "I hear you're the new heavyweight champion
of the world."
     News travels fast in places where nothing much ever happens.

     Ferns of the sliced ear was waiting.
     "You just don't go around beating the shit out of our customers."
     "It was only one."
     "We have no way of knowing when you might start in on the others."
     "This guy baited me."
      "We don't give a damn about that. That's what happens. All we know  is
that you were out of line."
     "How about my check?"
     "It'll be mailed."
     "O.K., see you . . ."
     "Wait, I'll need your locker key."
      I  got out my key chain which only had one other key on it, pulled off
the locker key and handed it to Ferris.
      Then  I walked to the employees' door, pulled it open. It was a  heavy
steel door which worked awkwardly. As it opened, letting in the daylight,  I
turned  and  gave  Ferris a small wave. He didn't respond.  He  just  looked
straight at me. Then the door closed on him. I liked him, somehow.

     "So you couldn't hold a job for a week?"
      We  were  eating  meatballs and spaghetti.  My  problems  were  always
discussed at dinner time. Dinner time was almost always an unhappy  time.  I
didn't answer my father's question.
     "What happened? Why did they can your ass?"
     I didn't answer.
     "Henry, answer your father when he speaks to you!" my mother said.
     "He couldn't hack it, that's all!"
     "Look at his face," said my mother, "it's all bruised and cut. Did your
boss beat you up, Henry?"
     "No, Mother . . ."
     "Why don't you eat, Henry? You never seem to be hungry."
      "He  can't eat," said my father, "he can't work, he can't do anything,
he's not worth a fuck!"
      "You  shouldn't talk that way at the dinner table, Daddy,"  my  mother
told him.
     "Well, it's true!" My father had an immense ball of spaghetti rolled on
his  fork. He jammed it into his mouth and started chewing and while chewing
he speared a large meatball and plunged it into his mouth, then worked in  a
piece of French bread.
      I remembered what Ivan had said in The Brothers Karamazov, "Who
doesn't want to kill the father?"
      As  my father chewed at the mass of food, one long string of spaghetti
dangled from a corner of his mouth. He finally noticed it and sucked  it  in
noisily.  Then he reached, put two large teaspoons of white sugar  into  his
coffee, lifted the cup and took a giant mouthful, which he immediately  spit
out across his plate and onto the tablecloth.
     "That shit's too hot!"
     "You should be more careful, Daddy," said my mother.

      I  combed the job market, as they used to say, but it was a dreary and
useless  routine. You had to know somebody to get a job even as a lowly  bus
boy.  Thus everybody was a dishwasher, the whole town was full of unemployed
dishwashers.  I  sat  with them in Pershing Square in  the  afternoons.  The
evangelists were there too. Some had drums, some had guitars, and the bushes
and restrooms crawled with homosexuals.
      "Some of them have money," a young bum told me. "This guy took  me  to
his  apartment for two weeks. I had all I could eat and drink and he  bought
me  'some  clothes but he sucked me dry, I couldn't stand up after a  while.
One  night  when he was asleep I crawled out of there. It was  horrible.  He
kissed  me once and I knocked him across the room. 'You ever do that again,'
I told him, 'and I'll kill you!'"
      Clifton's Cafeteria was nice. If you didn't have much money, they  let
you pay what you could. And if you didn't have any money, you didn't have to
pay.  Some of the bums went in there and ate well. It was owned by some very
nice  rich old man, a very unusual person. I could never make myself  go  in
there  and load up. I'd go in for a coffee and an apple pie and give them  a
nickel.  Sometimes  I'd get a couple of weenies. It was quiet  and  cool  in
there  and clean. There was a large waterfall and you could sit next  to  it
and  imagine that everything was quite all right. Philippe's was  nice  too.
You  could  get  a  cup of coffee for three cents with all the  refills  you
wanted. You could sit in there all day drinking coffee and they never  asked
you  to leave no matter how bad you looked. They just asked the bums not  to
bring  in  their wine and drink it there. Places like that  gave  you
hope when there wasn't much hope.
     The men in Pershing Square argued all day about whether there was a God
or  not.  Most  of them didn't argue very well but now and then  you  got  a
Religionist and an Atheist who were well-versed and it was a good show.
      When  I had a few coins I'd go to the underground bar beneath the  big
movie  house. I was 18 but they served me. I looked like I could  be  almost
any age. Sometimes I looked 25, sometimes I felt like 30. The bar was run by
Chinese who never spoke to anyone. All I needed was the first beer and  then
the  homosexuals would start buying. I'd switch to whiskey sours. I'd  bleed
them  for  whiskey sours and when they started closing in  on  me.  I'd  get
nasty, push off and leave. After a while they caught on and the place wasn't
any good anymore.
      The  library was the most depressing place I went. I had  run  out  of
books  to read. After a while I would just grab a thick book and look for  a
young  girl somewhere. There were always one or two about. I'd sit three  or
four  chairs  away, pretending to read the book, trying to look intelligent,
hoping some girl would pick me up. I knew that I was ugly but I thought if I
looked  intelligent enough I might have some chance. It  never  worked.  The
girls  just  made notes on their pads and then they got up  and  left  as  I
watched  their  bodies moving rhythmically and magically under  their  clean
dresses. What would Maxim Gorky have done under such circumstances?
      At  home  it  was always the same. The question was never asked  until
after the first few bites of dinner were partaken. Then my father would ask,
"Did you find a job today?"
     "Did you try anywhere?"
      "Many places. I've gone back to some of the same places for the second
or third time."
     "I don't believe it."
      But  it was true. It was also true that some companies put ads in  the
papers  every day when there were no jobs available. It gave the  employment
department in those companies something to do. It also wasted the  time  and
screwed up the hopes of many desperate people.
     "You'll find a job tomorrow, Henry," my mother would always say . . .

      I  looked  for  a job all summer and couldn't find one. Jimmy  Hatcher
caught  on at an aircraft plant. Hitler was acting up in Europe and creating
jobs  for the unemployed. I had been with Jimmy that day when we had  turned
in  our  applications.  We  filled them out in  similar  fashion,  the  only
difference being where it said Place of Birth, I put down Germany and
he put down Reading, Pa.
     "Jimmy got a job. He came from the same school and he's your age," said
my mother. "Why couldn't you get a job at the aircraft plant?"
      "They  can  tell  a man who doesn't have a taste for  work,"  said  my
father.  "All  he wants to do is to sit in the bedroom on his dead  ass  and
listen to his symphony music!"
     "Well, the boy likes music, that's something."
     "But he doesn't do anything with it! He doesn't make it USEFUL!"
     "What should he do?"
      "He  should go to a radio station and tell them he likes that kind  of
music and get a job broadcasting."
     "Christ, it's not done like that, it's not that easy."
     "What do you know? Have you tried it?"
     "I tell you, it can't be done."
      My  father  put  a large piece of pork chop into his mouth.  A  greasy
portion  hung out from between his lips as he chewed. It was as  if  he  had
three  lips. Then he sucked it in and looked at my mother. "You  see,  mama,
the boy doesn't want to work."
     My mother looked at me. "Henry, why don't you eat your food?"

      It was finally decided that I would enroll at L.A. City College. There
was  no  tuition fee and second-hand books could be purchased at  the  Go-op
Book  Store. My father was simply ashamed that I was unemployed and by going
to  school  I would at least earn some respectability. Eli LaCrosse  (Baldy)
had already been there a term. He counseled me.
     "What's the easiest fucking thing to take?" I asked him.
     "Journalism. Those journalism majors don't do anything."
     "O.K., I'll be a journalist."
     I looked through the school booklet.
     "What's this Orientation Day they speak of here?"
     "Oh, you just skip that, that's bullshit."
     "Thanks for telling me, buddy. We'll go instead to that bar across from
campus and have a couple of beers."
     "Damn right!"

      The  day  after Orientation Day was the day you signed up for classes.
People  were running about frantically with papers and booklets. I had  come
over on the streetcar. I took the "W" to Vermont and then took the "V" north
to  Monroe. I didn't know where everybody was going, or what I should do.  I
felt sick.
     "Pardon me . . ." I asked a girl.
     She turned her head and kept walking briskly. A guy came running by and
I grabbed him by the back of his belt and stopped him.
     "Hey, what the hell are you doing?" he asked.
     "Shut up. I want to know what's going on! I want to know what to do!"
     "They explained everything to you in Orientation."
     "Oh . . ."
      I  let him go and he ran off. I didn't know what to do. I had imagined
that  you  just went somewhere and told them you wanted to take  Journalism,
Beginning  Journalism, and they'd give you a card with a  schedule  of  your
classes.  It  was nothing like that. These people knew what to do  and  they
wouldn't  talk. I felt as if I was in grammar school again, being  mutilated
by  the  crowd who knew more than I did. I sat down on a bench  and  watched
them  running back and forth. Maybe I'd fake it. I'd just tell my parents  I
was  going to L.A. City College and I'd come every day and lay on the  lawn.
Then  I  saw this guy running along. It was Baldy. I got him from behind  by
the collar.
     "Hey, hey. Hank! What's happening?"
     "I ought to cream you right now, you little asshole!"
     "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
     "How do I get a fucking class? What do I do?"
     "I thought you knew!"
     "How? How would I know? Was I born with this knowledge inside of
me, fully indexed, ready to consult when needed?"
      I  walked him over to a bench, still holding him by his shirt  collar.
"Now,  lay it out, nice and clear, everything that needs to be done and  how
to do it. Do a good job and I might not cream you at this moment!"
      So Baldy explained it all. I had my own Orientation Day right there. I
still held him by the collar. "I'm going to let you go now. But some day I'm
going  to even this thing out. You're going to pay for fucking me over.  You
won't know when, but it's going to happen."
      I  let him go. He went running off with the rest of them. There was no
need  for  me  to worry or hurry. I was going to get the worst classes,  the
worst  teachers and the worst hours. I strolled about leisurely  signing  up
for  classes.  I appeared to be the only unconcerned student  on  campus.  I
began to feel superior.
      Until  my  first  7 a.m. English class. It was 7:30  a.m.  and  I  was
hungover  as I stood there outside the door, listening. My parents had  paid
for  my books and I had sold them for drinking money. I had slid out of  the
bedroom window the night before and had closed the neighborhood bar. I had a
throbbing  beer hangover. I still felt drunk. I opened the door  and  walked
in. I stood there. Mr. Hamilton, the English instructor, was standing before
the  class, singing, A record player was on, loud, and the class was singing
along with Mr. Hamilton. It was Gilbert and Sullivan.

     Now I am the ruler of the Queen's Navy . . .
     I copied all the letters in a big round hand . . .
     Now I am the ruler of the Queen's Navy . . .
     Stick close to your desks and never go to sea . . .
     And you all may be rulers of the Queen's Navy . . . 

      I  walked  to the rear of the class and found an empty seat.  Hamilton
walked  over and shut off the record player. He was dressed in a  black-and-
white pepper suit with a shirt-front of bright orange. He looked like Nelson
Eddy. Then he faced the class, glanced at his wrist watch and addressed me:
     "You must be Mr. Chinaski?"
     I nodded.
     "You are thirty minutes late."
     "Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?"
     "Why not, pray tell?"
      "Well,  if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding
was mine it would be my funeral." I was always quick with the mouth. I would
never learn.
      "My  dear sir," said Mr. Hamilton, "we have been listening to  Gilbert
and Sullivan in order to learn proper enunciation. Please stand up."
     I stood up.
     "Now, please sing, Stick close to your desks and never go to sea and
you'll always be the ruler of the Queens Navy."
     I stood there.
     "Well, go ahead, please!"
     I went through it and sat down.
      "Mr. Chinaski, I could barely hear you. Couldn't you sing with just  a
bit more verve?"

      I  stood up again. I sucked in a giant sea of air and let go.  "IF  YA
     I had gotten it backwards.
     "Mr. Chinaski," said Mr. Hamilton, "please sit down."
     I sat down. It was Baldy's fault.

      Everybody  had gym period at the same time. Baldy's locker  was  about
four  or  five  down from mine in the same row. I went to my  locker  early.
Baldy  and  I  had a similar problem. We hated wool pants because  the  wool
itched our legs but our parents just loved for us to wear wool. I had solved
the  problem, for Baldy and myself, by letting him in on a secret.  All  you
had to do was to wear your pajamas underneath the wool pants.
      I  opened my locker and undressed. I got my pants and pajamas off  and
then I took the pajamas and hid them on top of the locker. I got into my gym
suit. The other guys were starting to walk in.
      Baldy and I had some great pajama stories but Baldy's was the best. He
had been out with his girlfriend one night, they had gone to some dance.  In
between dances his girlfriend had said, "What's that?"
     "What's what?"
     "There's something sticking out of your pant cuff."
      "My  goodness!  You're  wearing your  pajamas  underneath  your
     "Oh? Oh, that . . . I must have forgotten . . ."
     "I'm leaving right now!"
     She never dated him again.

     All the guys were changing into their gym clothes. Then Baldy walked in
and opened his locker.

     "How ya doing, pal?" I asked him.
     "Oh, hello. Hank . . ."
      "I've  got a 7 a.m. English class. It really starts the day  outright.
Only they ought to call it Music Appreciation /."
     "Oh yeah. Hamilton. I've heard of him. Hee hee hee . . ."
     I walked over to him.
      Baldy  had  unbuckled his pants. I reached over and yanked  his  pants
down. Underneath were green striped pajamas. He tried to yank his pants back
up but I was too strong for him.
     Baldy was struggling. His face was florid. A couple of guys walked over
and looked. Then I did the worst. I yanked his pajamas down.
      Some big guy standing nearby said, "Chinaski, you're really a piece of
      "Yeah," said a couple of other guys. "Yeah . . . yeah . . ."  I  heard
other voices.
      Baldy  pulled his pants up. He was actually crying. He looked  at  the
guys.  "Well, Chinaski wears pajamas too! He was the guy who  started
me doing it! Look in his locker, just look in his locker!"
      Baldy ran down to my locker and ripped the door open. He pulled all my
clothing out. The pajamas weren't in there.
     "He's hidden them! He's hidden them somewhere!"
      I  left  my clothes on the floor and walked out on the field for  roll
call.  I  stood  in  the second row. I did a couple of deep  knee  bends.  I
noticed  another  big  guy  behind me. I'd heard  his  name  around,  Sholom
     "Chinaski," he said, "you're a piece of shit."
     "Don't mess with me, man, I've got an edgy nature."
     "Well, I'm messing with you."
     "Don't push me too far, fat boy."
      "You  know  the  place  between the Biology Building  and  the  tennis
     "I've seen it."
     "I'll meet you there after gym."
     "O.K.," I said.
      I  didn't show up. After gym I cut the rest of my classes and took the
streetcars  down  to Pershing Square. I sat on a bench and waited  for  some
action.  It seemed a long time coming. Finally a Religionist and an  Atheist
got  into  it.  They weren't much good. I was an Agnostic. Agnostics  didn't
have  much  to  argue  about. I left the park and walked  down  to  7th  and
Broadway.  That was the center of town. There didn't seem to be  much  doing
there, just people waiting for the signals to change so they could cross the
street.  Then I noticed my legs were starting to itch. I had left my pajamas
on top of the locker. What a fucking lousy day it had been from beginning to
end.  I  hopped  a  "W" streetcar and sat in the back  as  it  rolled  along
carrying me back toward home.

      I only met one student at City College that I liked, Robert Becker. He
wanted  to  be a writer. "I'm going to learn everything there  is  to  learn
about  writing.  It  will be like taking a car apart  and  putting  it  back
together again."
     "Sounds like work," I said.
     "I'm going to do it."
      Becker was an inch or so shorter than I was but he was stocky, he  was
powerfully built, with big shoulders and arms.
      "I had a childhood disease," he told me. "I had to lay in bed one time
for  a  year  squeezing two tennis balls, one in each hand. Just from  doing
that, I got to be like this."
      He  had  a  job  as a messenger boy at night and was  putting  himself
through college.
     "How'd you get your job?"
     "I knew a guy who knew a guy."
     "I'll bet I can kick your ass."
     "Maybe, maybe not. I'm only interested in writing."
      We  were  sitting  in an alcove overlooking the lawn.  Two  guys  were
staring at me.
      Then one of them spoke. "Hey," he asked me, "do you mind if I ask  you
     "Go ahead."
      "Well,  you used to be a sissy in grammar school, I remember you.  And
now you're a tough guy. What happened?"
     "I don't know."
     "Are you a cynic?"
     "Are you happy being a cynic?"
     "Then you're not a cynic because cynics aren't happy!"
     The two guys did a little vaudeville handshake act and ran off,
     "They made you look bad," said Becker.
     "No, they were trying too hard."
     "Are you a cynic?"
     "I'm unhappy. If I was a cynic it would probably make me feel
     We hopped down from the alcove. Classes were over. Becker
     wanted to put his books in his locker. We walked there and he
     dumped them in. He handed me five or six sheets of paper.
     "Here read this. It's a short story."
     We walked down to my locker. I opened it and handed him a
     paper bag.
     "Take a hit..."
     It was a bottle of port. Becker took a hit, then I took one.
     "You always keep one of these in your locker?" he asked.
     "I try to."
     "Listen, tonight's my night off. Why don't you come meet some
     of my friends?"
     "People don't do me much good."
     "These are different people."
     "Yeah? Where at? Your place?"
     "No. Here, I'll write down the address . . ." He began writing
     on a piece of paper.
     "Listen, Becker, what do these people do?"
     "Drink," said Becker. I put the slip into my pocket . . .
      That night after dinner I read Becker's short story. It was good and I
was  jealous.  It was about riding his bike at night and then  delivering  a
telegram  to  a beautiful woman. The writing was objective and clear,  there
was  a  gentle decency about it. Becker claimed Thomas Wolfe as an influence
but  he didn't wail and ham it up like Wolfe did. The emotion was there  but
it  wasn't  spelled out in neon. Becker could write, he could  write  better
than I could.
      My  parents  had  gotten me a typewriter and I had  tried  some  short
stories but they had come out very bitter and ragged. Not that that  was  so
bad  but the stories seemed to beg, they didn't have their own vitality.  My
stories were darker than Becker's, stranger, but they didn't work. Well, one
or  two  of them had worked -- for me -- but it was more or less as if  they
had  fallen  into  place instead of being guided there. Becker  was  clearly
better. Maybe I'd try painting,

      I waited until my parents were asleep. My father always snored loudly.
When  I  heard him I opened the bedroom screen and slid out over  the  berry
bush.  That put me into the neighbor's driveway and I walked slowly  in  the
dark.  Then I walked up Longwood to 21st Street, took a right, then went  up
the  hill along Westview to where the "W" car ended its route. I dropped  my
token in and walked to the rear of the car, sat down and lit a cigarette. If
Becker's friends were anywhere as good as Becker's short story it was  going
to be one hell of a night.
     Becker was already there by the time I found the Beacon Street address.
His  friends were in the breakfast nook. I was introduced. There was  Harry,
there  was  Lana, there was Gobbles, there was Stinky, there was  Marshbird,
there  was  Ellis, there was Dogface and finally there was The Ripper.  They
all  sat  around  a  large  breakfast table.  Harry  had  a  legitimate  job
somewhere, he and Becker were the only ones employed. Lana was Harry's wife,
Gobbles  their  baby  was sitting in a highchair. Lana was  the  only  woman
there.  When we were introduced she had looked right at me and smiled.  They
were all young, thin, and puffed at rolled cigarettes.
     "Becker told us about you," said Harry. "He says you're a writer."
     "I've got a typewriter."
     "You gonna write about us?" asked Stinky.
     "I'd rather drink."
      "Fine. We're going to have a drinking contest. Got any money?"  Stinky
     "Two dollars . . ."
      "O.K.,  the ante is two dollars. Everybody up!" Harry said. That  made
eighteen dollars. The money looked good laying there. A bottle appeared  and
then shot glasses.
     "Becker told us you think you're a tough guy. Are you a tough guy?"
     "Well, we're gonna see . . ."
      The  kitchen  light was very bright. It was straight whiskey.  A  dark
yellow  whiskey. Harry poured the drinks. Such beauty. My mouth, my  throat,
couldn't  wait.  The  radio was on. Oh,Johnny, oh  Johnny,  how  you  can
love! somebody sang.
     "Down the hatch!" said Harry.
      There was no way I could lose. I could drink for days. I had never had
enough to drink.
      Gobbles had a tiny shot glass of his own. As we raised ours and  drank
them,  he  raised  his and drank. Everybody thought it was funny.  I  didn't
think  it was so funny for a baby to drink but I didn't say anything.  Harry
poured another round.
     "You read my short story, Hank?" Becker asked.
     "How'd you like it?"
     "It was good. You're ready now. All you need is some luck."
     "Down the hatch!" said Harry.
     The second round was no problem, we all got it down, including Lana.
     Harry looked at me. "You like to duke it, Hank?"
     "Well, in case you do, we got Dogface here."
      Dogface  was  twice my size. It was so wearisome being in  the  world.
Every time you looked around there was some guy ready to take you on without
even inhaling. I looked at Dogface.
     "Hi, buddy!"
     "Buddy, my ass," he said. "Just get your next drink down."
      Harry  poured  them all around. He skipped Gobbles in  the  highchair,
though,  which  I appreciated. All right, we raised them, we  all  got  that
round down. Then Lana dropped out.
      "Somebody's got to clean up this mess and get Harry ready for work  in
the morning," she said.
      The  next round was poured. Just as it was the door banged open and  a
large  good-looking kid of around 22 came running into the  room.  "Shit,
Harry" he said, "hide me! I just held up a fucking gas station!"
     "My car's in the garage," Harry said. "Get down on the floor in the
back seat and stay there!"
      We  drank  up.  The next round was poured. A new bottle appeared.  The
eighteen  dollars was still in the center of the table. We  were  still  all
hanging in there except Lana. It was going to take plenty of whiskey  to  do
us in.
     "Hey," I asked Harry, "aren't we going to run out of drinks?"
     "Show him, Lana , , ."
      Lana  pulled open some upper cupboard doors. I could see  bottles  and
bottles  of  whiskey lined up, all the same brand. It looked like  the  loot
from  a  truck hi jack and it probably was. And these were the gang members:
Harry, Lana, Stinky, Marshbird, Ellis, Dogface and The Ripper, maybe Becker,
and  most likely the young guy now on the floor in the back seat of  Harry's
car.  I  felt  honored  to  be drinking with such  an  active  part  of  the
population  of Los Angeles. Becker not only knew how to write,  Becker  knew
his  people. I would dedicate my first novel to Robert Becker. And it  would
be a better novel than Of Time and the River.
      Harry kept pouring the rounds and we kept drinking them down.  The
kitchen was blue with cigarette smoke.
      Marshbird  dropped out first. He had a very large nose, he just  shook
his  head, no more, no more, and all you could see was this long nose waving
"no" in the blue smoke.
      Ellis was the next to drop out. He had a lot of hair on his chest  but
evidently not much on his balls.
      Dogface was next. He just jumped up and ran to the crapper and  puked.
Listening  to  him Harry got the same idea and leaped up and  puked  in  the
      That left me, Becker, Stinky and The Ripper. Becker quit next. He just
folded his arms on the table, put his head down in his arms and that was it.
      "The  night's so young," I said. "I usually drink until the sun  comes
     "Yeah," said The Ripper, "you shit in a basket too!"
     "Yeah, and it's shaped like your head."
     The Ripper stood up. "You son-of-a-bitch, I'll bust your ass!"
      He  swung  at  me from across the table, missed and knocked  over  the
bottle. Lana got a rag and mopped it up. Harry opened a bottle.
      "Sit  down, Rip, or you forfeit your bet," Harry said. Harry poured  a
new round. We drank them down. The Ripper stood up, walked to the rear door,
opened it and looked out into the night.
     "Hey, Rip, what the hell you doing?" Stinky asked.
     "I'm checking to see if there's a full moon."
     "Well, is there?"
     There was no answer. We heard him fall through the door, down the steps
and into the bushes. We left him there. That left me and Stinky.
      "I've  never seen anybody take Stinky yet," said Harry. Lana had  just
put Gobbles to bed. She walked back into the kitchen. "Jesus, there are dead
bodies all over the place."
     "Pour 'em, Harry," I said.
     Harry filled Stinky's glass, then mine. I knew there was no way I could
get  that  drink down. I did the only thing I could do. I pretended  it  was
easy. I grabbed the shot glass and belted it down. Stinky just stared at me.
"I'll be right back. I gotta go to the crapper."
     We sat and waited.
     "Stinky's a nice guy," I said. "You shouldn't call him Stinky. How'd he
get that name?"
     "I dunno," said Harry, "somebody just laid it on him."
     "That guy in the back of your car. He ever going to come out?"
     "Not till morning."
     We sat and waited. "I think," said Harry, "we better take a look."
      We opened the bathroom door. Stinky didn't appear to be in there. Then
we saw him. He had fallen into the bathtub. His feet stuck up over the edge.
His  eyes were closed, he was down in there, and out. We walked back to  the
table. "The money's yours," said Harry.
     "How about letting me pay for some of those bottles of whiskey?"

     "Forget it."
     "You mean it?"
     "Yes, of course."
      I  picked  up  the money and put it in my right front pocket.  Then  I
looked at Stinky's drink.
     "No use wasting this," I said.
     "You mean you're going to drink that?" asked Lana.
     "Why not? One for the road . . ."
     I gulped it down.
     "O.K., see you guys, it's been great!"
     "Goodnight, Hank . . ."
      I walked out the back door, stepping over The Ripper's body. I found a
back alley and took a left. I walked along and I saw a green Chevy sedan.  I
staggered a bit as I approached it. I grabbed the rear door handle to steady
myself.  The  god-damned door was unlocked and it swung  open,  knocking  me
sideways. I fell hard, skinning my left elbow on the pavement. There  was  a
full  moon. The whiskey had hit me all at once. I felt as if I couldn't  get
up.  I had to get up. I was supposed to be a tough guy. I rose, fell against
the half-open door, grabbed at it, held it. Then I had the inside handle and
was  steadying myself. I got myself into the back seat and then I  just  sat
there. I sat there for some time. Then I started to puke. It really came. It
came  and  it came, it covered the rear floorboard. Then I sat for a  while.
Then I managed to get out of the car. I didn't feel as dizzy. I took out  my
handkerchief  and wiped the vomit off my pant legs and off of  my  shoes  as
best  I could. I closed the car door and walked on down the alley. I had  to
find the "W" streetcar. I would find it.
      I  did. I rode it in. I made it down Westview Street, walked down 21st
Street,  turned  south  down  Longwood Avenue  to  2122.  I  walked  up  the
neighbor's driveway, found the berry bush, crawled over it, through the open
screen  and  into  my  bedroom. I undressed and went to  bed.  I  must  have
consumed  over a quart of whiskey. My father was still snoring, just  as  he
had  been  when I had left, only at the moment it was louder and  uglier.  I
slept anyhow.
     As usual I approached Mr. Hamilton's English class thirty minutes late.
It was 7:30 a.m. I stood outside the door and listened. They were at Gilbert
and  Sullivan  again. And it was still all about going to the  sea  and  the
Queen's  Navy. Hamilton couldn't get enough of that. In high school I'd  had
an English teacher and it had been Poe, Poe, Edgar Allan Poe.
      I  opened the door. Hamilton went over and lifted the needle from  the
record. Then he announced to the class, "When Mr. Chinaski arrives we always
know  that it is 7:30 a.m. Mr. Chinaski is always on time.  The  only
problem being that it is the wrong time."
      He  paused,  glancing at the faces in his class.  He  was  very,  very
dignified. Then he looked at me.
     "Mr. Chinaski, whether you arrive at 7:30 a.m. or whether you arrive at
all will not matter. I am assigning you a 'D' for English 1. "
     "A 'D,' Mr. Hamilton?" I asked, flashing my famous sneer.
     "Why not an 'F'?"
      "Because 'F,' at times, equates with 'Fuck.' And I don't think  you're
worth a 'Fuck."'
      The class cheered and roared and stomped and stamped. I turned around,
walked  out,  closed  the door behind me. I walked down the  hallway,  still
hearing them going at it in there.

     The war was going very well in Europe, for Hitler. Most of the students
weren't very vocal on the matter. But the instructors were, they were almost
all  left-wing  and  anti-German. There seemed to be no  right-wing  faction
among the instructors except for Mr. Glasgow, in Economics, and he was  very
discreet about it.
      It  was intellectually popular and proper to be for going to war  with
Germany, to stop the spread of fascism. As for me, I had no desire to go  to
war to protect the life I had or what future I might have. I had no Freedom.
I had nothing. With Hitler around, maybe I'd even get a piece of ass now and
then and more than a dollar a week allowance. As far as I could rationalize,
I  had  nothing to protect. Also, having been born in Germany, there  was  a
natural  loyalty  and  I  didn't like to see the whole  German  nation,  the
people,  depicted everywhere as monsters and idiots. In the  movie  theatres
they  speeded  up  the  newsreels to make Hitler  and  Mussolini  look  like
frenetic madmen. Also, with all the instructors being anti-German I found it
personally impossible to simply agree with them. Out of sheer alienation and
a  natural  contrariness I decided to align myself against  their  point  of
view.  I had never read Mein Kampf and had no desire to do so. Hitler
was  just another dictator to me, only instead of lecturing me at the dinner
table  he'd probably blow my brains out or my balls off if I went to war  to
stop him.
     Sometimes as the instructors talked on and on about the evils of nazism
(we  were told always to spell "nazi" with a small "n" even at the beginning
of a sentence) and fascism I would leap to my feet and make something up:
     "The survival of the human race depends upon selective accountability!"
     Which meant, watch out who you go to bed with, but only I knew that. It
really pissed everybody off. I don't know where I got my stuff:
      "One of the failures of Democracy is that the common vote guarantees a
common leader who then leads us to a common apathetic predictability!"
      I avoided any direct reference to Jews and Blacks, who had never given
me any trouble. All my troubles had come from white gentiles. Thus, I wasn't
a  nazi by temperament or choice; the teachers more or less forced it on  me
by being so much alike and thinking so much alike and with their anti-German
prejudice.  I had also read somewhere that if a man didn't truly believe  or
understand what he was espousing, somehow he could do a more convincing job,
which gave me a considerable advantage over the teachers.
      "Breed  a plow horse to a race horse and you get an offspring that  is
neither  swift  nor  strong. A new Master Race will evolve  from  purposeful
      "There are no good wars or bad wars. The only thing bad about a war is
to  lose  it. All wars have been fought for a so-called good Cause  on  both
sides. But only the victor's Cause becomes history's Noble Cause. It's not a
matter  of who is right or who is wrong, it's a matter of who has  the  best
generals and the better army!"
      I loved it. I could make up anything I liked. Of course, I was talking
myself  further and further away from any chance with the girls. But  I  had
never  been that close anyhow. I figured because of my wild speeches  I  was
alone  on campus but it wasn't so. Some others had been listening. One  day,
walking to my Current Affairs class, I heard somebody walking up behind  me.
I never liked anybody walking behind me, not close. So I turned as I walked.
It was the student body president, Boyd Taylor. He was very popular with the
students,  the only man in the history of the college to have  been  elected
president twice.
     "Hey, Chinaski, I want to talk to you."
      I'd  never  cared too much for Boyd, he was the typical good-  looking
American  youth  with a guaranteed future, always properly dressed,  casual,
smooth, every hair of his black mustache trimmed. What his appeal was to the
student body, I had no idea. He walked along beside me.
      "Don't  you think it looks bad for you, Boyd, to be seen walking  with
     "I'll worry about that."
     "All right. What is it?"
     "Chinaski, this is just between you and me, got it?"
     "Listen, I don't believe in what guys like you stand for or what you're
trying to do."
      "But I want you to know that if you win here and in Europe I'm willing
to join your side."
     I could only look at him and laugh.
      He  stood  there as I walked on. Never trust a man with  a  perfectly-
trimmed mustache . . .

      Other people had been listening as well. Coming out of Current Affairs
I  ran  into  Baldy standing there with a guy five feet tall and three  feet
wide.  The guy's head was sunk down into his shoulders, he had a very  round
head,  small ears, cropped hair, pea eyes, tiny wet round mouth.  A  nut,  I
thought, a killer.
     "HEY, HANK!" Baldy hollered.
     I walked over. "I thought we were finished, LaCrosse."
     "Oh no! There are great things still to do!"
     Shit! Baldy was one too!
      Why  did the Master Race movement draw nothing but mental and physical
     "I want you to meet Igor Stirnov."
      I  reached  out  and we shook hands. He squeezed  mine  with  all  his
strength. It really hurt.
     "Let go," I said, "or I'll bust your fucking missing neck!"
     Igor let go. "I don't trust men with limp handshakes. Why do you have a
limp handshake?"
      "I'm  weak  today. They burned my toast for breakfast and at  lunch  I
spilled my chocolate milk."
     Igor turned to Baldy. "What's with this guy?"
     "Don't worry about him. He's got his own ways."
     Igor looked at me again.
      "My  grandfather was a White Russian. During the Revolution  the  Reds
killed him. I must get even with those bastards!"
     "I see."
      Then  another  student came walking toward us. "Hey,  Fenster!"  Baldy
     Fenster walked up. We shook hands. I gave him a limp one. I didn't like
to shake hands. Fenster's first name was Bob. There was to be a meeting at a
house  in Glendale, the Americans for America Party. Fenster was the  campus
representative. He walked off. Baldy leaned over and whispered into my ear,
     "They're Nazis!"

      Igor  had a car and a gallon of rum. We met in front of Baldy's house,
Igor  passed the bottle. Good stuff, it really burned the membranes  of  the
throat,  Igor drove his car like a tank, right through stop signals.  People
blew  their  horns  and slammed on their brakes and he waved  a  fake  black
pistol at them.
     "Hey, Igor," said Baldy, "show Hank your pistol."
      Igor  was  driving. Baldy and I were in the back. Igor passed  me  his
pistol. I looked at it.
     "It's great!" Baldy said. "He carved it out of wood and stained it with
black shoe polish. Looks real, doesn't it?"
     "Yeah," I said. "He's even drilled a hole in the barrel."
      I handed the gun back to Igor. "Very nice," I said. He handed back the
jug of rum. I took a hit and handed the bottle to Baldy. He looked at me and
said, "Heil Hitler!"
      We were the last to arrive. It was a large handsome house. We were met
at  the  door by a fat smiling boy who looked like he had spent  a  lifetime
eating chestnuts by the fire. His parents didn't seem to be about. His  name
was Larry Kearny. We followed him through the big house and down a long dark
stairway.  All I could see was Kearny's shoulders and head. He was certainly
a  well-fed  fellow and looked to be far saner than Baldy, Igor  or  myself.
Maybe there would be something to learn here.
     Then we were in the cellar. We found some chairs. Fenster nodded to us.
There  were  seven others there whom I didn't know. There was a  desk  on  a
raised  platform. Larry walked up and stood behind the desk. Behind  him  on
the  wall was a large American flag. Larry stood very straight. "We will now
pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America!"
      My  god,  I  thought, I am in the wrong place! We stood and  took  the
pledge,  but  I  stopped after "I pledge allegiance . . ." I didn't  say  to
      We  sat down. Larry started talking from behind the desk. He explained
that  since this was the first meeting, he would preside. After two or three
meetings, after we got to know one another, a president could be elected  if
we wished. But meanwhile . . .
      "We  face  here, in America, two threats to our liberty. We  face  the
communist  scourge  .and the black takeover. Most often they  work  hand  in
hand.  We  true  Americans will gather here in an attempt  to  counter  this
scourge,  this menace. It has gotten so that no decent white girl  can  walk
the streets anymore without being accosted by a black male!"
     Igor leaped up. "We'll kill them!"
      "The communists want to divide the wealth for which we have worked  so
long,  which  our fathers labored for, and their fathers before  them
worked for. The communists want to give our money to every black man,  homo,
bum, murderer and child molester who walks our streets!"
     "We'll kill them!"
     "They must be stopped."
     "We'll arm!"
      "Yes,  we'll arm! And we'll meet here and formulate a master  plan  to
save America!"
      The  fellows cheered. Two or three of them yelled, "Heil Hitler!" Then
the get-to-know-each-other time arrived.
      Larry  passed  out  cold beers and we stood around  in  little  groups
talking, not much being said, except we reached a general agreement that  we
needed  target  practice so that we would be expert with our guns  when  the
time came.
      When  we got back to Igor's house his parents didn't seem to be about,
either, Igor got out a frying pan, put in four cubes of butter, and began to
melt them. He took the rum, put it in a large pot and warmed it up.
     "This is what men drink," he said. Then he looked at Baldy.
     "Are you a man, Baldy?"
      Baldy  was  already drunk. He stood very straight, hands down  at  his
sides.  "YES,  I'M A MAN!" He started to weep. The tears came rolling  down.
"I'M  A  MAN!" He stood very straight and yelled, "HEIL HITLER!"  the  tears
rolling. Igor looked at me. "Are you a man?"
     "I don't know. Is that rum ready?"
      "I'm not sure I trust you. I'm not so sure that you are one of us. Are
you a counter-spy? Are you an enemy agent?"
     "Are you one of us?"
     "I don't know. Only one thing I'm sure of."
     "What's that?"
     "I don't like you. Is the rum ready?"
     "You see?" said Baldy. "I told you he was mean!"
     "We'll see who is the meanest before the night is ended," said Igor.
      Igor poured the melted butter into the boiling rum, then shut off  the
flame  and stirred. I didn't like him but he certainly was different  and  I
liked  that.  Then he found three drinking cups, large, blue,  with  Russian
writing on them. He poured the buttered rum into the cups.
     "O.K.,"he said, "drink up!"
      "Shit,  it's  about time," I said and I let it slide down.  It  was  a
little too hot and it stank.
     I watched Igor drink his. I saw his little pea eyes over the rim of his
cup. He managed to get it down, driblets of golden buttered rum leaking  out
of  the  corners  of his stupid mouth. He was looking at  Baldy.  Baldy  was
standing,  staring down into his cup. I knew from the old  days  that  Baldy
just didn't have a natural love of drinking.
     Igor stared at Baldy. "Drink up!"
     "Yes, Igor, yes . . ."
      Baldy lifted the blue cup. He was having a difficult time. It was  too
hot  for  him and he didn't like the taste. Half of it ran out of his  mouth
and  over  his  chin and onto his shirt. His empty cup fell to  the  kitchen
     Igor squared himself in front of Baldy.
     "You're not a man!"
     "I AM A MAN, IGOR! I AM A MAN!"
     "YOU LIE!"
      Igor backhanded him across the face and as Baldy's head jumped to  one
side,  he  straightened him up with a slap to the other side  of  his  face.
Baldy stood at attention with his hands rigidly at his sides.
     "I'm . . . a man . . ,"
     Igor continued to stand in front of him.
     "I'll make a man out of you!"
     "O.K.," I said to Igor, "leave him alone."
      Igor  left  the kitchen. I poured myself another rum. It was  dreadful
stuff but it was all there was.
      Igor  walked back in. He was holding a gun, a real one,  an  old  six-
     "We will now play Russian roulette," he announced.
     "Your mother's ass," I said.
     "I'll play, Igor," said Baldy, "I'll play! I'm a man!"
       "All right," said Igor, "there is one bullet in the gun. I will  spin
the chamber and hand the gun to you."
      Igor  spun the chamber and handed the gun to Baldy. Baldy took it  and
pointed it at his head. "I'm a man . . . I'm a man . . . I'll do it!"
     He began crying again. "I'll do it . . . I'm a man . . ."
      Baldy  let the muzzle of the gun slip away from his temple. He pointed
it away from his skull and pulled the trigger. There was a click.
      Igor  took the gun, spun the chamber and handed it to me. I handed  it
     "You go first."
      Igor spun the chamber, held the gun up to the light and looked through
the chamber. Then he put the gun to his temple and pulled the trigger. There
was a click.
      "Big  deal," I said. "You checked the chamber to see where the  bullet
     Igor spun the chamber and handed the gun to me. "Your turn..."
      I  handed the gun back. "Stuff it," I told him. I walked over to  pour
myself another rum. As I did there was a shot. I looked down. Near my  foot,
in the kitchen floor, there was a bullet hole. I turned around.
     "You ever point that thing at me again and I'll kill you, Igor."
      He  stood  there smiling. He slowly began to raise the gun. I  waited.
Then he lowered the gun. That was about it for the night. We went out to the
car and Igor drove us home. But we stopped first at Westlake Park and rented
a  boat and went out on the lake to finish off the rum. With the last drink,
Igor  loaded  up the gun and shot holes in the bottom of the boat.  We  were
forty yards from shore and had to swim in . . .
      It  was  late when I got home. I crawled over the old berry  bush  and
through  the bedroom window. I undressed and went to bed while in  the  next
room my father snored.

      I  was  coming home from classes down Westview hill. I never  had  any
books to carry. I passed my exams by listening to the class lectures and  by
guessing  at  the answers. I never had to cram for exams.  I  could  get  my
"C's."  And as I was coming down the hill I ran into a giant spider  web.  I
was  always doing that. I stood there pulling the sticky web from myself and
looking  for  the spider. Then I saw him: a big fat black son-of-a-bitch.  I
crushed  him. I had learned to hate spiders. When I went to hell I would  be
eaten by a spider.
     All my life, in that neighborhood, I had been walking into spider webs,
I  had  been  attacked by blackbirds, I had lived with my father. Everything
was  eternally  dreary, dismal, damned. Even the weather  was  insolent  and
bitchy.  It  was either unbearably hot for weeks on end, or it  rained,  and
when  it  rained it rained for five or six days. The water came up over  the
lawns and poured into the houses. Who'd ever planned the drainage system had
probably been well paid for his ignorance about such matters.
      And my own affairs were as bad, as dismal, as the day I had been born.
The  only  difference was that now I could drink now and then, though  never
often  enough. Drink was the only thing that kept a man from feeling forever
stunned  and useless. Everything else just kept picking and picking, hacking
away. And nothing was interesting, nothing. The people were restrictive  and
careful, all alike. And I've got to live with these fuckers for the rest  of
my  life, I thought. God, they all had assholes and sexual organs and  their
mouths and their armpits. They shit and they chattered and they were dull as
horse  dung. The girls looked good from a distance, the sun shining  through
their  dresses,  their  hair. But get up close and  listen  to  their  minds
running  out  of  their mouths, you felt like digging in under  a  hill  and
hiding out with a tommy-gun. I would certainly never be able to be happy, to
get married, I could never have children. Hell, I couldn't even get a job as
a dishwasher.
      Maybe  I'd  be  a bank robber. Some god-damned thing.  Something  with
flare, fire. You only had one shot. Why be a window washer?
      I  lit  a  cigarette and walked further down the hill. Was I the  only
person who was distracted by this future without a chance?
      I  saw another one of those big black spiders. He was about face-high,
in his web, right in my path. I took my cigarette and placed it against him.
The  tremendous web shook and leaped as he jumped, the branches of the  bush
trembled.  He  leaped  out  of the web and fell to  the  sidewalk.  Cowardly
killers,  the whole bunch of .them. I crushed him with my shoe. A worthwhile
day,  I had killed two spiders, I had upset the balance of nature -- now  we
would all be eaten up by the bugs and the Hies.
     I walked further down the hill, I was near the bottom when a large bush
began to shake. The King Spider was after me. I strode forward to meet it.
      My mother leaped out from behind the bush. "Henry, Henry, don't
go home, don't go home, your father will kill you!"
     "How's he going to do that? I can whip his ass."
      "No,  he's furious, Henry! Don't go home, he'll kill you!  I've
been waiting here for hours!"
      My  mother's eyes were wide with fear and quite beautiful,  large  and
     "What's he doing home this early?"
     "He had a headache, he got the afternoon off!"
     "I thought you were working, that you'd found a new job?"
     She'd gotten a job as a housekeeper.
     "He came and got me! He's furious.' He'll kill you."
      "Don't worry, Mom, if he messes with me I'll kick his goddamned ass, I
promise you."
     "Henry, he found your short stories and he read them!" 
     "I never asked him to read them."

     "He found them in a drawer! He read them, he read all of them!"
      I had written ten or twelve short stories. Give a man a typewriter
and he becomes a writer. I had hidden the stories under the paper lining  of
my shorts-and-stockings drawer.
      "Well,"  I  said,  "the old man poked around and he  got  his  fingers
      "He said that he was going to kill you! He said that no son of  his
could write stories like that and live under the same roof with him!"
      I took her by the arm. "Let's go home. Morn, and see what he  does
     "Henry, he's thrown all your clothes out on the front lawn, all your
dirty laundry, your typewriter, your suitcase and your stories!"
     "My stories?"
     "Yes, those too . . ."
     "I'll kill him!"
      I  pulled away from her and walked across 21st Street  and  toward
Longwood Avenue. She went after me.
     "Henry, Henry, don't go in there."
     The poor woman was yanking at the back of my shirt.
      "Henry,  listen,  get yourself a room somewhere!  Henry,  I  have  ten
dollars! Take this ten dollars and get yourself a room somewhere!"
     I turned. She was holding out the ten.
     "Forget it," I said. "I'll just go."
     "Henry, take the money! Do it for me! Do it for your mother!"
     "Well, all right . . ."
     I took the ten, put it in my pocket.
     "Thanks, that's a lot of money."
     "It's all right, Henry. I love you, Henry, but you must go."
      She  ran  ahead  of me as I walked toward the house. Then  I  saw  it:
everything  was strewn across the lawn, all my dirty and clean clothes,  the
suitcase  flung there open, socks, shirts, pajamas, an old robe,  everything
flung  everywhere, on the lawn and into the street. And I saw my manuscripts
being blown in the wind, they were in the gutter, everywhere.
      My mother ran up the driveway to the house and I screamed after her so
      I  went after my manuscripts first. That was the lowest of the  blows,
doing  that  to me. They were the one thing he had no right to touch.  As  I
picked  up  each page from the gutter, from the lawn and from the street,  I
began  to  feel  better.  I found every page I could,  placed  them  in  the
suitcase  under  the weight of a shoe, then rescued the typewriter.  It  had
broken  out  of  its  case but it looked all right.  I  looked  at  my  rags
scattered  about. I left the dirty laundry, I left the pajamas,  which  were
only  a handed-down pair of his discards. There wasn't much else to pack.  I
closed  the suitcase, picked it up with the typewriter and started  to  walk
away.  I could see two faces peering after me from behind the drapes. But  I
quickly  forgot  that, walked up Longwood, across 21st and up  old  Westview
hill.  I  didn't feel much different than I had always felt. I  was  neither
elated nor dejected; it all seemed to be just a continuation. I was going to
take the "W" streetcar, get a transfer, and go somewhere downtown.

      I found a room on Temple Street in the Filipino district. It was $3.50
a  week,  upstairs on the second floor. I paid the landlady -- a middle-aged
blond -- a week's rent. The toilet and tub were down the hall but there  was
a wash basin to piss in.

     My first night there I discovered a bar downstairs just to the right of
the entrance. I liked that. All I had to do was climb the stairway and I was
home.  The  bar was full of little dark men but they didn't bother  me.  I'd
heard  all  the  stories about Filipinos --  that they  liked  white  girls,
blonds in particular, that they carried stilettoes, that since they were all
the  same size, seven of them would chip in and buy one expensive suit, with
all the accessories, and they would take turns wearing the suit one night  a
week.  George  Raft had said somewhere that Filipinos set the style  trends.
They stood on street corners and swung golden chains around and around, thin
golden   chains,  seven  or  eight  inches  long,  each  man's  chain-length
indicating the length of his penis.

     The bartender was Filipino.
     "You're new, hub?" he asked.
     "I live upstairs. I'm a student."
     "No credit."
     I put some coins down.
     "Give me an Eastside."
     He came back with the bottle.
      "Where  can  a fellow get a girl?" I asked. He picked up some  of  the
     "I don't know anything," he said and walked to the register.

      That  first  night I closed the bar. Nobody bothered me. A  few  blond
women  left  with the Filipinos. The men were quiet drinkers.  They  sat  in
little groups with their heads close together, talking, now and  then
laughing in a very quiet manner. I liked them. When the bar closed and I got
up to leave the bartender said, "Thank you." That was never done in American
bars, not to me anyhow. I liked my new situation. All I needed was money.

      I  decided to keep going to college. It would give me some place to be
during  the daytime. My friend Becker had dropped out. There wasn't  anybody
that  I much cared for there except maybe the instructor in Anthropology,  a
known  Communist.  He didn't teach much Anthropology. He was  a  large  man,
casual and likeable.
     "Now the way you fry a porterhouse steak," he told the class,
     "you get the pan red hot, you drink a shot of whiskey and then you pour
a  thin layer of salt in the pan. You drop the steak in and sear it but  not
for  too long. Then you flip it, sear the other side, drink another shot  of
whiskey, take the steak out and eat it immediately."
     Once when I was stretched out on the campus lawn he had come walking by
and had stopped and stretched out beside me.
      "Chinaski,  you  don't  believe all that Nazi hokum  you're  spreading
around, do you?"
     "I'm not saying. Do you believe your crap?"
     "Of course I do."
     "Good luck."
     "Chinaski, you're nothing but a wienerschnitzel."
     He got up, brushed off the grass and leaves and walked away . . .

      I  had been at the Temple Street place only for a couple of days  when
Jimmy Hatcher found me. He knocked on the door one night and I opened it and
there  he  was  with  two other guys, fellow aircraft  workers,  one  called
Delmore, the other, Fastshoes.
     "How come he's called 'Fastshoes'?"
     "You ever lend him money, you'll know."
     "Come on in . . . How in Christ's name did you find me?"
     "Your folks had you traced by a private dick."
     "Damn, they know how to take the boy out of a man's life."
     "Maybe they're worried?"
     "If they're worried all they have to do is send money."
     "They claim you'll drink it up."
     "Then let them worry . . ."
     The three of them came in and sat around on the bed and the floor. They
had a fifth of whiskey and some paper cups. Jimmy poured all around.
     "Nice place you've got. here."
     "It's great. I can see the City Hall every time I stick my head out the
     Fastshoes pulled a deck of cards from his pocket. He was sitting on the
rug. He looked up at me.
     "You gamble?"
     "Every day. You got a marked deck?"
     "Hey, you son-of-a-bitch!"
     "Don't curse me or I'll hang your wig on my mantlepiece."
     "Honest, man, these cards are straight!"
     "All I play is poker and 21. What's the limit?"
     "Two bucks."
     "We'll split for the deal."
      I  got the deal and called for draw poker, regular. I didn't like wild
cards,  too  much  luck was needed that way. Two bits for the  kitty.  As  I
dealt, Jimmy poured another round.
     "How are you making it. Hank?"
     "I'm writing term papers for the other people."
     "Yeah .. ."
     "Hey, you guys," said Jimmy, "I told you this guy was a genius."
     "Yeah," said Delmore. He was to my right. He opened.
     "Two bits," he said. We followed him in.
     "Three cards," said Delmore.
     "One," said Jimmy.
     "Three," said Fastshoes.
     "I'll stand," I said.
     "Two bits," said Delmore.
     We all stayed in and then I said, "I'll see your two bits and raise you
two bucks."
      Delmore dropped out, Jimmy dropped out. Fastshoes looked at me.  "What
else do you see besides City Hall when you stick your head out the window?"
      "Just  play  your hand. I'm not here to chat about gymnastics  or  the
     "All right," he said, "I'm out."
      I  scooped up the pot and gathered in their cards, leaving  mine  face
     "What did ya have?" asked Fastshoes.
      "Pay  to see or weep forever," I said sweeping my cards into the  deck
and  mixing them together, shuffling them, feeling like Gable before he  got
weakened by God at the time of the San Francisco earthquake.

      The deck changed hands but my luck held, most of the time. It had been
payday at the aircraft plant. Never bring a lot of money to where a poor man
lives.  He  can  only  lose what little he has. On  the  other  hand  it  is
mathematically possible that he might win whatever you bring with you.  What
you must do, with money and the poor, is never let them get too close to one
      Somehow I felt that the night was to be mine. Delmore soon tapped  out
and left.
      "Fellows," I said, "I've got an idea. Cards are too slow.  Let's  just
match coins, ten bucks a toss, odd man wins."
     "O.K.," said Jimmy.
     "O.K.," said Fastshoes.
     The whiskey was gone. We were into a bottle of my cheap wine.
      "All  right," I said, "flip the coins high! Catch them on your  palms.
And when I say lift,' we'll check the result."
     We flipped them high. Caught them.
     "Lift!" I said.
      I  was odd man. Shit. Twenty bucks, just like that. I jammed the  tens
into my pocket.
     "Flip!" I said. We did.
     "Lift!" I said. I won again.
     "Flip!" I said.
      "Lift!" I said. Fastshoes won. I got the next. Then Jimmy won.  I  got
the next two.
     "Wait," I said, "I've got to piss!"
      I  walked  over to the sink and pissed. We had finished the bottle  of
wine.  I  opened the closet door. "I got another bottle of wine in here,"  I
told them.
      I  took  most  of the bills out of my pocket and threw them  into  the
closet. I came out, opened the bottle, poured drinks all around.
     "Shit," said Fastshoes looking into his wallet, "I'm almost broke."
     "Me too," said Jimmy.
      "I  wonder  who's  got  the money?" I asked. They  weren't  very  good
drinkers.  Mixing  the  wine and the whiskey was bad  for  them.  They  were
weaving a bit.
      Fastshoes  fell back against the dresser knocking an  ashtray  to  the
floor. It broke in half.
     "Pick it up," I said.
     "I won't pick up shit," he said.
     "I said, 'pick it up'!"
     "I won't pick up shit."
     Jimmy reached and picked up the broken ashtray.
     "You guys get out of here," I said.
     "You can't make me go," said Fastshoes.
      "All right," I said, "just open your mouth owe more time, say owe word
and you won't be able to separate your head from your asshole!"
     "Let's go, Fastshoes," said Jimmy.
      I opened the door and they filed past unsteadily. I followed them down
the hall to the head of the stairway. We stood there.
     "Hank," said Jimmy, "I'll see you again. Take it easy."
     "All right, Jim ..."
     "Listen," Fastshoes said to me, "You . . ."
      I  shot  a  straight right into his mouth. He fell backward  down  the
stairway,  twisting and bouncing. He was about my size, six  feet  and  one-
eighty,  and you could hear the sound of him for a block. Two Filipinos  and
the  blond landlady were in the lobby. They looked at Fastshoes laying there
but they didn't move toward him.
     "You killed him!" said Jimmy.
      He  ran down the stairway and turned Fastshoes over. Fastshoes  had  a
bloody nose and mouth. Jimmy held his head. Jimmy looked up at me.
     "That wasn't right, Hank . . ."
     "Yeah, what ya gonna do?"
      "I think," said Jimmy, "that we're going to come back and get you .  .
     "Wait a minute," I said.
      I  walked  back  to my room and poured myself a wine. I  hadn't  liked
Jimmy's  paper cups and I had been drinking out of a used jelly  glass.  The
paper label was still on the side, stained with dirt and wine. I walked back
      Fastshoes was reviving. Jimmy was helping him to his feet. Then he put
Fastshoes' arm around his neck. They were standing there.
     "Now what did you say?" I asked.
     "You're an ugly man, Hank. You need to be taught a lesson."
     "You mean I'm not pretty?"
     "I mean, you act ugly . . ."
      "Take your friend out of here before I come down there and finish  him
      Fastshoes raised his bloody head. He had on a flowered Hawaiian shirt,
only now many of the colors were stained with red.
      He  looked at me. Then he spoke. I could barely hear him. But I  heard
it. He said, "I'm going to kill you . . ."
     "Yeah," said Jimmy, "we'll get you."

      I  lifted the jelly glass full of wine and drained it. Then  I  hurled
that  jelly glass at them. I threw the son-of-a-bitch, hard. But my aim  was
bad.  It  hit the side of the stairway wall, glanced off and shot  into  the
lobby between the landlady and her two Filipino friends.
      Jimmy  turned Fastshoes toward the exit door and began slowly  walking
him  out. It was a tedious, agonizing journey. I heard Fastshoes again, half
moaning, half weeping, "I'll kill him . . . I'll kill him . . ."
      Then Jimmy had him out the doorway. They were gone. The blond landlady
and the two Filipinos were still standing in the lobby, looking up at me.  I
was  barefooted, and had gone five or six days without a shave. I  needed  a
haircut.  I  only  combed my hair once, in the morning, then  didn't  bother
again.  My  gym teachers were always after me about my posture:  "Pull  your
shoulders back! Why are you looking at the ground? What's down
      I  would  never  set any trends or styles. My  white  t-shirt  was
stained  with  wine, burned, with many cigarettes and cigar  holes,  spotted
with blood and vomit. It was too small, it rode up exposing my gut and belly
button.  And my pants were too small. They gripped me tightly and rose  well
above my ankles.
      The three of them stood and looked at me. I looked down at them. "Hey,
you guys, come on up for a little drink!"
      The  two little men looked up at me and grinned. The landlady, a faded
Carole  Lombard type, looked on impassively. Mrs. Kansas, they  called  her.
Could she be in love with me? She was wearing pink shoes with high heels and
a  black sparkling sequinned dress. Little chips of light flashed at me. Her
breasts were something that no mere mortal would ever see -- they were  only
for kings, dictators, rulers, Filipinos.
     "Anybody got a smoke?" I asked. "I'm out of smokes."
      The  little  dark fellow standing to one side of Mrs.  Kansas  made  a
slight  motion with one hand toward his jacket pocket and a pack  of  Camels
jumped  in the lobby air. Deftly he caught the pack in his other hand.  With
the  invisible tap of a finger on the bottom of the pack a smoke leaped  up,
tall, true, singular and exposed, ready to be taken.
     "Hey, shit, thanks," I said.
      I  started  down the stairway, made a mis-step, lunged,  almost  fell,
grabbed the bannister, righted myself, readjusted my perceptions, and walked
on  down.  Was I drunk? I walked up to the little guy holding  the  pack.  I
bowed slightly.
      I lifted out the Camel. Then I flipped it in the air, caught it, stuck
it  into  my mouth. My dark friend remained expressionless, the grin  having
vanished  when I had begun down the stairway. My little friend bent forward,
cupped his hands around the flame and lit my smoke.
      I inhaled, exhaled. "Listen, why don't you all come up to my place and
we'll have a couple of drinks?"
     "No," said the little guy who had lit my cigarette.
       "Maybe  we  can  catch  the  Bee  or  some  Bach  on  my  radio!  I'm
educated, you know. I'm a student . . ."
     "No," said the other little guy.
      I  took a big drag on my smoke, then looked at Carole Lombard --  Mrs.
Kansas. Then I looked at my two friends.
      "She's yours. I don't want her. She's yours. Just come  on  up.
We'll drink a little wine. In good old room 5."
      There was no answer. I rocked on my heels a bit as the whiskey and the
wine  fought for possession. I let my cigarette dangle a bit from the  right
side  of  my  mouth as I sent up a plume of smoke. I continued  letting  the
cigarette dangle like that.
     I knew about stilettoes. In the little time I had been there I had seen
two enactments of the stiletto. From my window one night, looking out at the
sound  of  sirens,  I saw a body there just below my window  on  the  Temple
Street  sidewalk,  in  the moonlight, under the streetlight.  Another  time,
another  body. Nights of the stiletto. Once a white man, the other time  one
of  them.  Each time, blood running on the pavement, real blood,  just  like
that, moving across the pavement and into the gutter, you could see it going
along in the gutter, meaningless, dumb . . . that so much blood could
come from just one man.
      "All right, my friends," I said to them, "no hard feelings. I'll drink
alone . . ."

     I turned and started to walk toward the stairway.
      "Mr. Chinaski," I heard Mrs. Kansas' voice. I turned and looked at her
flanked by my two little friends.
      "Just  go to your room and sleep. If you cause any more disturbance  I
will phone the Los Angeles Police Department."
      I turned and walked back up the stairway. No life anywhere, no life
in this town or this place or in this weary existence.. .
      My  door  was open. I walked in. There was one-third  of  a  cheap
bottle of wine left.
     Maybe there was another bottle in the closet? I opened the closet door.
No  bottle. But there were tens and twenties everywhere. There was a  rolled
twenty lying between a pair of dirty socks with holes in the toes; and there
from  a  shirt collar, a ten dangling; and here from an old jacket,  another
ten caught in a side pocket. Most of the money was on the floor.
      I  picked up a bill, slipped it into the side pocket of my pants, went
to the door, closed and locked it, then went down the stairway to the bar.

      A couple of nights later Becker walked in. I guess my parents gave him
my  address or he located me through the college. I had my name and  address
listed with the employment division at the college, under "unskilled labor."
"I  will  do  anything honest or otherwise," I had written on  my  card.  No
     Becker sat in a chair as I poured the wine. He had on a Marine uniform.
     "I see they sucked you in," I said.
     "I lost my Western Union job. It was all that was left."
     I handed him his drink. "You're not a patriot then?"
     "Hell no."
     "Why the Marines?"
     "I heard about boot camp. I wanted to see if I could get through it."
     "And you did."
      "I  did. There are some crazy guys there. There's a fight almost every
night. Nobody stops it. They almost kill each other."
     "I like that."
     "Why don't you join?"
      "I  don't like to get up early in the morning and I don't like to take
     "How are you going to make it?"
      "I don't know. When I get down to my last dime I'll just walk over  to
skid row."
     "There are some real weirdos down there."
     "They're everywhere."

     I poured Becker another wine.
     "The problem is," he said, "that there's not much time to write."
     "You still want to be a writer?"
     "Sure. How about you?"
     "Yeah," I said, "but it's pretty hopeless."
     "You mean you're not good enough?"
     "No, they're not good enough."
     "What do you mean?"
      "You  read the magazines? The 'Best Short Stories of the Year'  books?
There are at least a dozen of them."
     "Yeah, I read them . . ."
     "You read The New Yorker" Harper's? The Atlantic?"
     "Yeah ..."
      "This  is  1940. They're still publishing 19th Century  stuff,  heavy,
labored,  pretentious. You either get a headache reading the  stuff  or  you
fall asleep.".
     "What's wrong?"
     "It's a trick, it's a con, a little inside game."
     "Sounds like you've been rejected."
     "I knew I would be. Why waste the stamps? I need wine."
      "I'm going to break through," said Becker. "You'll see my books on the
library shelves one day."
     "Let's not talk about writing."
      "I've  read your stuff," said Becker. "You're too bitter and you  hate
     "Let's not talk about writing."
     "Now you take Thomas Wolfe . . ."
     "God damn Thomas Wolfe! He sounds like an old woman on the telephone!"
     "O.K., who's your boy?"
     "James Thurber."
     "All that upper-middle-class folderol . . ."
     "He knows that everyone is crazy."
     "Thomas Wolfe is of the earth . . ."
     "Only assholes talk about writing . . ."
     "You calling me an asshole?"
     "Yes ..."
     I poured him another wine and myself another wine.
     "You're a fool for getting into that uniform."
      "You  call  me  an asshole and you call me a fool. I thought  we  were
     "We are. I just don't think you're protecting yourself."
      "Every  time  I  see  you  you have a drink in  your  hand.  You  call
that protecting yourself?"
      "It's the best way I know. Without drink I would have long ago cut  my
god-damned throat."
     "That's bullshit."
      "Nothing's  bullshit  that works. The Pershing Square  preachers  have
their God. I have the blood of my god!"
     I raised my glass and drained it.
     "You're just hiding from reality," Becker said.
     "Why not?"
     "You'll never be a writer if you hide from reality."
     "What are you talking about? That's what writers do.'"
     Becker stood up. "When you talk to me, don't raise your voice."
     "What do you want to do, raise my dick?"
     "You don't have a dick!"
      I caught him unexpectedly with a right that landed behind his ear. The
glass  flew out of his hand and he staggered across the room. Becker  was  a
powerful  man,  much stronger than I was. He hit the edge  of  the  dresser,
turned,  and  I landed another straight right to the side of  his  face.  He
staggered  over near the window which was open and I was afraid to  hit  him
then because he might fall into the street.
     Becker gathered himself together and shook his head to clear it.
     "All right now," I said, "let's have a little drink. Violence nauseates
     "O.K.," said Becker.
      He  walked over and picked up his glass. The cheap wine I drank didn't
have  corks, the tops just unscrewed. I unscrewed a new bottle. Becker  held
out  his  glass  and I poured him one. I poured myself one, set  the  bottle
down. Becker emptied his. I emptied mine.
     "No hard feelings," I said.
      "Hell, no, buddy," said Becker, putting down his glass. Then he dug  a
right into my gut. I doubled over and as I did he pushed down on the back of
my  head and brought his knee up into my face. I dropped to my knees,  blood
running from my nose all over my shirt.
     "Pour me a drink, buddy," I said, "let's think this thing over."
     "Get up," said Becker, "that was just chapter one."
      I  got up and moved toward Becker. I blocked his jab, caught his right
on  my elbow, and punched a short straight right to his nose. Becker stepped
back. We both had bloody noses.
      I rushed him. We were both swinging blindly. I caught some good shots.
He  hit me with another good right to the belly. I doubled over but came  up
with  an uppercut. It landed. It was a beautiful shot, a lucky shot.  Becker
lurched backwards and fell against the dresser. The back of his head hit the
mirror.  The mirror shattered. He was stunned. I had him. I grabbed  him  by
the  shirt  front  and hit him with a hard right behind  his  left  ear.  He
dropped  on  the  rug,  and  knelt there on all fours.  I  walked  over  and
unsteadily poured myself a drink.
      "Becker," I told him, "I kick ass around here about twice a week.  You
just showed up on the wrong day."
     I emptied my glass. Becker got up. He stood a while looking at me. Then
he came forward.
     "Becker," I said, "listen . . ."
     He started a right lead, pulled it back and slammed a left to my mouth.
We  started  in again. There wasn't much defense. It was just punch,  punch,
punch.  He pushed me over a chair and the chair flattened. I got up,  caught
him  coming in. He stumbled backwards and I landed another right. He crashed
backwards into the wall and the whole room shook. He bounced off and  landed
a  right high on my forehead and I saw lights: green, yellow, red . . . Then
he landed a left to the ribs and a right to the face. I swung and missed.
      God  damn, I thought, doesn't anybody hear all this noise?  Why
don't they come and stop it? Why don't they call the police?
      Becker rushed me again. I missed a roundhouse right and then that  was
it for me . . .

      When  I regained consciousness it was dark, it was night. I was  under
the  bed, just my head was sticking out. I must have crawled under there.  I
was a coward. I had puked all over myself. I crawled out from under the bed.
      I  looked  at the smashed dresser mirror and the chair. The table  was
upside down. I walked over and tried to set it upright. It fell over. Two of
the legs wouldn't hold. I tried to fix them as best I could. I set the table
up.  It stood a moment, then fell over again. The rug was wet with wine  and
puke. I found a wine bottle lying on its side. There was a bit left. I drank
that  down  and  then looked around for more. There was nothing.  There  was
nothing to drink. I put the chain on the door. I found a cigarette,  lit  it
and  stood in the window, staring down at Temple Street. It was a nice night
     Then there was a knock on the door. "Mr. Chinaski?" It was Mrs. Kansas.
She  wasn't alone. I heard other voices whispering. She was with her  little
dark friends.
     "Mr. Chinaski?"
     "I want to come into your room."
     "What for?"
     "I want to change the sheets."
     "I'm sick now. I can't let you in."
     "I just want to change the sheets. I'll be just a few minutes."
     "No, I can't let you in. Come in the morning."
      I  heard them whispering. Then I heard them walking down the  hall.  I
went  over  and  sat on the bed. I needed a drink, bad. It  was  a  Saturday
night, the whole town was drunk. Maybe I could sneak out?
     I walked to the door and opened it a crack, leaving the chain on, and I
peeked  out.  At the top of the stairway there was a Filipino, one  of  Mrs.
Kansas'  friends. He had a hammer in his hand. He was down on his knees.  He
looked  up  at  me, grinned, and then pounded a nail into the  rug.  He  was
pretending to fix the rug. I closed the door.
      I really needed a drink. I paced the floor. Why could everybody in the
world have a drink but me? How long was I going to have to stay in that god-
damned  room? I opened the door again. It was the same. He looked up at  me,
grinned, then hammered another nail into the floor. I closed the door.
      I  got  out my suitcase and began throwing my few clothes in there.  I
still had quite a bit of money I had won gambling but I knew
     that I could never pay for the damages to that room. Nor did I want to.
It  really  hadn't been my fault. They should have stopped  the  fight.  And
Becker had broken the mirror . . .
     I was packed. I had the suitcase in one hand and my portable typewriter
in  its  case  in the other. I stood in front of the door for some  time.  I
looked out again. He was still there. I slipped the chain off the door. Then
I pulled the door open and burst out. I ran toward the stairway.
      "HEY! Where you go?" the little guy asked. He was still down on
one  knee.  He started to raise his hammer. I swung the portable  typewriter
hard against the side of his head. It made a horrible sound. I was down  the
steps and through the lobby and out the door.
     Maybe I had killed the guy.
     I started running down Temple Street. Then I saw a cab. He was empty. I
leaped in.
     "Bunker Hill," I said, "fast!"
     I saw a vacancy sign in the window in front of a rooming-house, had the
cabby pull up. I paid him and walked up on the front porch, rang the bell. I
had  one black eye from the fight, another cut eye, a swollen nose,  and  my
lips were puffed. My left ear was bright red and every time I touched it, an
electric shock ran through my body.
      An  old  man came to the door. He was in his undershirt and it  looked
like  he  had spilled chili and beans across the front of it. His  hair  was
grey  and  uncombed, he needed a shave and he was puffing on a wet cigarette
that stank.
     "You the landlord?" I asked.
     "I need a room."
     "You workin'?"
     "I'm a writer."
     "You don't look like a writer."
     "What do they look like?"
     He didn't answer. Then he said, "$2.50 a week."
     "Can I see it?"
     He belched, then said, "Foller me . . ."
      We  walked down a long hall. There was no hall rug. The boards creaked
and sank as we walked on them. I heard a man's voice from one of the rooms.
     "Suck me, you piece of shit!"
     "Three dollars," I heard a woman's voice.
     "Three dollars? I'll give you a bloody asshole!"

     He slapped her hard, she screamed. We walked on.
      "The place is in back," the guy said, "but you are allowed to use  the
house bathroom."
      There  was  a shack in back with four doors. He walked up  to  #3  and
opened it. We walked in. There was a cot, a blanket, a small dresser  and  a
little stand. On the stand was a hotplate.
     "You got a hotplate here," he said.
     "That's nice."
     "$2.50 in advance."
     I paid him.
     "I'll give you your receipt in the morning."
     "What's your name?"
     "I'm Connors."
     He slipped a key off his key ring and gave it to me.
     "We run a nice quiet place here. I want to keep it that way."
      I  closed  the  door  behind him. There was a single  light  overhead,
unshaded.  Actually  the place was fairly clean. Not bad.  I  got  up,  went
outside  and locked the door behind me, walked through the back yard  to  an
      I  shouldn't have given that guy my real name, I thought. I might have
killed my little dark friend over on Temple Street.
      There  was a long wooden stairway which went down the side of a  cliff
and  led to the street below. Quite romantic. I walked along until I  saw  a
liquor store. I was going to get my drink. I bought two bottles of wine  and
I felt hungry too so I purchased a large bag of potato chips.
      Back at my place, I undressed, climbed onto my cot, leaned against the
wall,  lit  a  cigarette and poured a wine. I felt good. It was  quiet  back
there. I couldn't hear anybody in any of the other rooms in my shack. I  had
to take a piss, so I put on my shorts, went around the back of the shack and
let go. From up there I could see the lights of the city. Los Angeles was  a
good  place, there were many poor people, it would be easy to get lost among
them. I went back inside, climbed back on the cot. As long as a man had wine
and cigarettes he could make it. I finished off my glass and poured another.
      Maybe I could live by my wits. The eight-hour day was impossible,  yet
almost  everybody submitted to it. And the war, everybody was talking  about
the  war in Europe. I wasn't interested in world history, only my own.  What
crap.  Your parents controlled your growing-up period, they pissed all  over
you.  Then  when you got ready to go out on your own, the others  wanted  to
stick you into a uniform so you could get your ass shot off. The wine tasted
great. I had another.
      The war. Here I was a virgin. Could you imagine getting your ass blown
off  for the sake of history before you even knew what a woman was? Or owned
an  automobile? What would I be protecting? Somebody else. Somebody else who
didn't  give  a  shit  about  me. Dying in a war  never  stopped  wars  from
     I could make it. I could win drinking contests, I could gamble. Maybe I
could pull a few holdups. I didn't ask much, just to be left alone.
      I  finished  the first bottle of wine and started in  on  the  second.
Halfway through the second bottle, I stopped, stretched out. My first  night
in my new place. It was all right. I slept.

      I was awakened by the sound of a key in the door. Then the door pushed
open. I sat up on the cot. A man started to step in.
      "GET  THE  FUCK OUT OF HERE!" I screamed. He left fast.  I  heard  him
running off. I got up and slammed the door.
      People did that. They rented a place, stopped paying rent and kept the
key,  sneaking back to sleep there if it was vacant or robbing the place  if
the  occupant was out. Well, he wouldn't be back. He knew if he tried
it  again  that  I'd bust his sack. I went back to my cot  and  had  another
drink.  I  was a little nervous. I was going to have to pick up a  knife.  I
finished my drink, poured another, drank that and went back to sleep.

     After English class one day Mrs. Curtis asked me to stay.
      She  had great legs and a lisp and there was something about the  legs
and  the lisp together that heated me up. She was about 32, had culture  and
style,  but like everybody else, she was a goddamned liberal and that didn't
take much originality or fight, it was just more Franky Roosevelt worship. I
liked Franky because of his programs for the poor during the Depression.  He
had  style too. I didn't think he really gave a damn about the poor  but  he
was  a  great actor, great voice, and he had a great speech writer.  But  he
wanted  us  in  the  war.  It  would put him into  the  history  books.  War
presidents  got more power and, later, more pages. Mrs. Curtis  was  just  a
chip  off old Franky only she had much better legs. Poor Franky didn't  have
any  legs but he had a wonderful brain. In some other country he would  have
made a powerful dictator.
     When the last student left I walked up to Mrs. Curtis' desk. She smiled
up  at  me. I had watched her legs for many hours and she knew it. She  knew
what I wanted, that she had nothing to teach me. She had only said one thing
which I remembered. It wasn't her own idea, obviously, but I liked it:
     "You can't overestimate the stupidity of the general public."
      "Mr. Chinaski," she looked up at me, "we have certain students in this
class who think they are very smart."
     "Mr. Felton is our smartest student."
     "What is it that troubles you?"
     "There's something . . . troubling you."
     "This is your last semester, isn't it?"
     "How did you know?"
      I'd been giving those legs a goodbye look. I'd decided the campus  was
just  a  place to hide. There were some campus freaks who stayed on forever.
The  whole  college scene was soft. They never told you what to  expect  out
there  in  the real world. They just crammed you with theory and never  told
you  how  hard  the  pavements were. A college education  could  destroy  an
individual for life. Books could make you soft. When you put them down,  and
really  went out there, then you needed to know what they never  told
you.  I had decided to quit after that semester, hang around Stinky and  the
gang,  maybe meet somebody who had guts enough to hold up a liquor store  or
better yet, a bank.
      "I knew you were going to quit," she said softly. '"Begin' is a better
     "There's going to be a war. Did you read 'Sailor Off The Bremen'?"
     "That New Yorker stuff doesn't work for me."
      "You've got to read things like that if you want to understand what is
happening today."
     "I don't think so."
      "You  just  rebel  against everything. How  are  you  going  to
     "I don't know. I'm already tired."
     Mrs. Curtis looked down at her desk for a long time. Then she looked up
at me.
      "We're going to get drawn into the war, one way or the other. Are  you
going to go?"
     "That doesn't matter. I might, I might not."
     "You'd make a good sailor."
     I smiled, thought about being a sailor, then discarded that idea.
     "If you stay another term," she said, "you can have anything you want."
     She looked up at me and I knew exactly what she meant and she knew that
I knew exactly what she meant.

     "No," I said, "I'm leaving."
      I  walked toward the door. I stopped there, turned, gave her a  little
nod  goodbye, a slight and quick goodbye. Outside I walked along  under  the
campus  trees.  Everywhere, it seemed, there was a boy and a girl  together.
Mrs.  Curtis was sitting alone at her desk as I walked alone. What  a  great
triumph it would have been. Kissing that lisp, working those fine legs open,
as Hitler swallowed up Europe and peered toward London.

     After a while I walked over toward the gym. I was going to clean out my
locker. No more exercising for me. People always talked about the good clean
smell  of  fresh sweat. They had to make excuses for it. They  never  talked
about  the  good  clean  smell of fresh shit. There was  nothing  really  as
glorious  as a good beer shit -- 1 mean after drinking twenty or twenty-five
beers  the night before. The odor of a beer shit like that spread all around
and  stayed  for a good hour-and-a-half. It made you realize that  you  were
really alive.
     I found the locker, opened it and dumped my gym suit and shoes into the
trash.  Also two empty wine bottles. Good luck to the next one  who  got  my
locker. Maybe he'd end up mayor of Boise, Idaho. I threw the combo lock into
the  trash  too.  I'd never liked that combination: 1,2, 1,  1,2.  Not  very
mental.  The  address  of my parents' house had been  2122.  Everything  was
minimal.  In the R.O.T.C. it had been 1, 2, 3,4; 1, 2, 3, 4. Maybe some  day
I'd move up to 5.
      I walked out of the gym and took a shortcut through the playing field.
There  was a game of touch football going on, a pick-up game. I cut  to  one
side to avoid it. Then I heard Baldy: "Hey, Hank!"
      I looked up and he was sitting in the stands with Monty Ballard. There
wasn't  much  to Ballard. The nice thing about him was that he never  talked
unless  you asked him a question. I never asked him any questions.  He  just
looked at life out from underneath his dirty yellow hair and yearned to be a
biologist. I waved to them and kept walking.
     "Come on up here. Hank!" Baldy yelled. "It's important."
     I walked over. "What is it?"
     "Sit down and watch that stocky guy in the gym suit."
     I sat down. There was only one guy in a gym suit. He had on track shoes
with  spikes.  He  was  short but wide, very wide. He  had  amazing  biceps,
shoulders, a thick neck, heavy short legs. His hair was black; the front  of
his  face  almost flat; small mouth, not much nose, and the eyes,  the  eyes
were there somewhere.
     "Hey, I heard about this guy," I said.
     "Watch him," said Baldy.
      There  were  four  guys  on  each team.  The  ball  was  snapped.  The
quarterback  faded to pass. King Kong, Jr. was on defense. He  played  about
halfway back. One of the guys on the offensive team ran deep, the other  ran
short.  The  center blocked. King Kong, Jr. lowered his shoulders  and  sped
toward  the guy playing short. He smashed into him, burying a shoulder  into
his  side and gut and dumped him hard. Then he turned and trotted away.  The
pass was completed to the deep man for a TD.
     "You see?" said Baldy.
     "King Kong . . ."
     "King Kong isn't playing football at all. He just hits some guy as hard
as he can, play after play."
     "You can't hit a pass receiver before he catches the ball," I said.
     "It's against the rules."
     "Who's going to tell him?" Baldy asked.
     "You going to tell him?" I asked Ballard.
     "No," said Ballard.
      King Kong's team took the kickoff. Now he could block legally. He came
down  and  savaged  the  littlest  guy on the  field.  He  knocked  the  guy
completely  over, his head went between his legs as he flipped.  The  little
guy was slow getting up.
      "That  King  Kong is a subnormal," I said. "How did he ever  pass  his
entrance exam?"
     "They don't have them here."
      King  Kong's team lined up. Joe Stapen was the best guy on  the  other
team. He wanted to be a shrink. He was tall, six foot two, lean, and he  had
guts.  Joe Stapen and King Kong charged each other. Stapen did pretty  good.
He didn't get dumped. The next play they charged each other again. This time
Joe bounced off and gave a little ground.
     "Shit," said Baldy, "Joe's giving up."

      The  next  time  Kong hit Joe even harder, spinning him  around,  then
running  him  5 or 6 yards back up the field, his shoulder buried  in  Joe's
       "This  is  really  disgusting!  That  guy's  nothing  but  a  fucking
sadist!" I said.
     "Is he a sadist?" Baldy asked Ballard.
     "He's a fucking sadist," said Ballard.
      The  next play Kong shifted back to the smallest guy. He just ran over
him  and piled on top of him, dropping him hard. The little guy didn't  move
for  a  while.  Then  he sat up and held his head. It  looked  like  he  was
finished. I stood up.
     "Well, here I go," I said.
     "Get that son-of-a-bitch!" said Baldy.
     "Sure," I said. I walked down to the field.
     "Hey, fellas. Need a player?"
      The little guy stood up, started to walk off the field. He stopped  as
he reached me.
     "Don't go in there. All that guy wants is to kill somebody."
     "It's just touch football," I said.
      It  was our ball. I got into the huddle with Joe Stapen and the  other
two survivors.
     "What's the game plan?" I asked.
     "Just to stay the fuck alive," said Joe Stapen.
     "What's the score?"
     "I think they're winning," said Lenny Hill, the center. We broke out of
the  huddle. Joe Stapen stood back and waited for the ball. I stood  looking
at Kong. I'd never seen him around campus. He probably hung around the men's
crapper  in  the gym. He looked like a shit-sniffer. He also looked  like  a
     "Time!" I called.
     Lenny Hill straightened up over the ball. I looked at Kong.
     "My name's Hank. Hank Chinaski. Journalism."
     Kong didn't answer. He just stared at me. He had dead white skin. There
was no glitter or life in his eyes.
     "What's your name?" I asked him. He just kept staring.
     "What's the matter? Got some placenta caught in your teeth?"
      Kong  slowly  raised his right arm. Then he straightened  it  out  and
pointed a finger at me. Then he lowered his arm.
     "Well, suck my weenie," I said, "what's that mean?"
      "Come on, let's play ball," one of Kong's mates said. Lenny bent  over
the ball and snapped it. Kong came at me. I couldn't seem to focus on him. I
saw  the grandstand and some trees and part of the Chemistry Building  shake
as  he crashed into me. He knocked me over backwards and then circled around
me,  flapping  his  arms like wings. I got up, feeling dizzy.  First  Becker
K.O.'s me, then this sadistic ape. He smelled; he stank; a real evil son-of-
     Stapen had thrown an incomplete pass. We huddled.
     "I got an idea," I said.
     "What's that?" asked Joe.
     "I'll throw the ball. You block."
     "Let's leave it the way it is," said Joe.
      We  broke out of the huddle. Lenny bent over the ball, snapped it back
to  Stapen. Kong came at me. I lowered a shoulder and rushed at him. He  had
too  much  strength. I bounced off him, straightened up, and as I  did  Kong
came  again, knifing his shoulder into my belly. I fell. I leaped  up  right
away but I didn't feel like getting up. I was having breathing problems.
      Stapen  had thrown a short complete pass. Third down. No huddle.  When
the ball snapped Kong and I ran at each other. At the last moment I left  my
feet  and hurled myself at him. The weight of my body hit his neck  and  his
head,  knocking him off balance. As he fell I kicked him as hard as I  could
and  caught  him  right on the chin. We were both on the ground.  I  got  up
first. As Kong rose there was a red blotch on the side of his face and blood
at the corner of his mouth. We trotted back to our positions.
      Stapen had thrown an incomplete pass. Fourth down. Stapen dropped back
to  punt. Kong dropped back to protect his safety man. The safety man caught
the  punt and they came pounding up the field, Kong leading the way for  his
runner. I ran at them. Kong was expecting another high hurdle. This  time  I
dove and clipped him at the ankles. He went down hard, his face hitting  the
ground. He was stunned, he stayed there, his arms spread out. I ran  up  and
kneeled  down. I grabbed him by the back of the neck, hard. I  squeezed  his
neck  and rammed my knee into his backbone and dug it in. "Hey, Kong, buddy,
are you all right?"

      The  others  came running up. "I think he's hurt," I said.  "Come  on,
somebody help me get him off the field."
      Stapen  got him on one side and I got Kong on the other and we  walked
him to the sideline. Near the sideline I pretended to stumble and ground  my
left shoe into his ankle.
     "Oh," said Kong, "please leave me alone . . ."
     "I'm just helpin' ya, buddy."
     When we got him to the sideline we dropped him. Kong sat and rubbed the
blood  from  his  mouth. Then he reached down and felt  his  ankle.  It  was
skinned  and  would soon begin to swell. I bent over him. "Hey, Kong,  let's
finish the game. We're behind 42-7 and need a chance to catch up."
     "Naw, I gotta make my next class."
     "I didn't know they taught dog-catching here."
     "It's English Lit 1. "
      "That figures. Well, look, I'll help you over to the gym and I'll  put
you under a hot shower, what you say?"
     "No, you stay away from me."
      Kong  got up. He was pretty busted. The great shoulders sagged,  there
was  dirt and blood on his face. He limped a few-steps. "Hey, Quinn,"he said
to one of his buddies, "gimme a hand . . ."
      Quinn took one of Kong's arms and they walked slowly across the  field
toward the gym.
     "Hey, Kong!" I yelled, "I hope you make your class! Tell Bill Saroyan I
said 'hello'!"
     The other fellows were standing around, including Baldy and Ballard who
had  come down from the stands. Here I had done my best ever god-damned  act
and not a pretty girl around for miles.
     "Anybody got a smoke?" I asked.
     "I got some Chesterfields," Baldy said.
     "You still smoking pussy cigarettes?" I asked.
     "I'll take one," said Joe Stapen.
     "All right," I said, "since that's all there is."
     We stood around, smoking,
     "We still have enough guys around to play a game," somebody said.
     "Fuck it," I said. "I hate sports."
     "Well," said Stapen, "you sure took care of Kong."
      "Yeah," said Baldy, "I watched the whole thing. There's only one thing
that confuses me."
     "What's that?" asked Stapen.
     "I wonder which guy is the sadist?"
     "Well," I said, "I gotta go. There's a Cagney movie showing tonight and
I'm taking my cunt."
     I began to walk across the field.
      "You mean you're taking your right hand to the movie?" one of the guys
yelled after me.
     "Both hands," I said over my shoulder.
      I  walked off the field, down past the Chemistry Building and then out
on the front lawn. There they were, boys and girls with their books, sitting
on  benches, under the trees, or on the lawn. Green books, blue books, brown
books.  They were talking to each other, smiling, laughing at times.  I  cut
over  to the side of the campus where the "V" car line ended. I boarded  the
"V,"  got  my transfer, went to the back of the car, took the last  seat  in
back, as always, and waited.

      I  made  practice runs down to skid row to get ready for my future.  I
didn't like what I saw down there. Those men and women had no special daring
or  brilliance. They wanted what everybody else wanted. There were also some
obvious  mental  cases  down  there who were allowed  to  walk  the  streets
undisturbed. I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes
of society the mad were often allowed to mingle freely. I knew that I wasn't
entirely  sane. I still knew, as I had as a child, that there was  something
strange about myself. I felt as if I were destined to be a murderer, a  bank
robber,  a saint, a rapist, a monk, a hermit. I needed an isolated place  to
hide.  Skid row was disgusting. The life of the sane, average man was  dull,
worse than death. There seemed to be no possible alternative. Education also
seemed  to be a trap. The little education I had allowed myself had made  me
more suspicious. What were doctors, lawyers, scientists? They were just  men
who  allowed themselves to be deprived of their freedom to think and act  as
individuals. I went back to my shack and drank . . .

      Sitting  there  drinking, I considered suicide, but I felt  a  strange
fondness for my body, my life. Scarred as they were, they were mine. I would
look  into the dresser mirror and grin: if you're going to go, you might  as
well take eight, or ten or twenty of them with you . . .
      It was a Saturday night in December. I was in my room and I drank much
more  than usual, lighting cigarette after cigarette, thinking of girls  and
the city and jobs, and of the years ahead. Looking ahead I liked very little
of  what I saw. I wasn't a misanthrope and I wasn't a misogynist but I liked
being alone. It felt good to sit alone in a small space and smoke and drink.
I had always been good company for myself.

     Then I heard the radio in the next room. The guy had it on too loud. It
was a sickening love song.

     "Hey, buddy!" I hollered, "turn that thing down!"
     There was no response. I walked to the wall and pounded on it.
     The volume remained the same.
      I  walked outside to his door. I was in my shorts. I raised my leg and
jammed  my foot into the door. It burst open. There were two people  on  the
cot,  an  old fat guy and an old fat woman. They were fucking. There  was  a
small candle burning. The old guy was on top. He stopped and turned his head
and  looked.  She looked up from underneath him. The place was  very  nicely
fixed-up with curtains and a little rug.
     "Oh, I'm sorry . . ."
      I  closed  their door and went back to my place. I felt terrible.  The
poor  had a right to fuck their way through their bad dreams. Sex and drink,
and maybe love, was all they had.
      I  sat back down and poured a glass of wine. I left my door open.  The
moonlight  came  in  with the sounds of the city: juke  boxes,  automobiles,
curses,  dogs barking, radios . . . We were all in it together. We were  all
in  one big shit pot together. There was no escape. We were all going to  be
flushed away.
      A small cat walked by, stopped at my door and looked in. The eyes were
lit by the moon: pure red like fire. Such wonderful eyes.
      "Come on, kitty . . ." I held my hand out as if there were food in it.
"Kitty, kitty . . ."

      The  cat walked on by. I heard the radio in the next room shut off.  I
finished  my wine and went outside. I was in my shorts as before.  I  pulled
them  up and tucked in my parts. I stood before the other door. I had broken
the  lock. I could see the light from the candle inside. They had  the  door
wedged closed with something, probably a chair. I knocked quietly. There was
no answer. I knocked again.
      I  heard something. Then the door opened. The old fat guy stood there.
His  face  was  hung  with great folds of sorrow. He was  all  eyebrows  and
mustache and two sad eyes.
      "Listen," I said, "I'm very sorry for what I did. Won't you  and  your
girl come over to my place for a drink?"
     "Or maybe I can bring you both something to drink?"
     "No," he said, "please leave us alone."
     He closed the door.

      I awakened with one of my worst hangovers. I usually slept until noon.
This  day I couldn't. I dressed and went to the bath- room in the main house
and  made  my toilet. I came back out, went up the alley and then  down  the
stairway, down the cliff and into the street below.
      Sunday,  the worst god-damned day of them all. I walked over  to  Main
Street,  past  the  bars.  The B-girls sat near the doorways,  their  skirts
pulled high, swinging their legs, wearing high heels.
     "Hey, honey, come on in!"
      Main Street, East 5th, Bunker Hill. Shitholes of America. There was no
place  to go. I walked into a Penny Arcade. I walked around looking  at  the
games  but  had  no desire to play any of them. Then I saw  a  Marine  at  a
pinball  machine.  Both his hands gripped the sides of the  machine,  as  he
tried  to guide the ball with body-English. I walked up and grabbed  him  by
the back of his collar and his belt.
     "Becker, I demand a god-damned rematch!"
     I let go of him and he turned.
     "No, nothing doing," he said.
     "Two out of three."
     "Balls," he said, "I'll buy you a drink."
      We  walked  out  of the Penny Arcade and down Main  Street.  A  B-girl
hollered out from one of the bars, "Hey, Marine, come on in!"
     Becker stopped. "I'm going in," he said.
     "Don't," I said, "they are human roaches."
     "I just got paid."
      "The girls drink tea and they water your drinks. The prices are double
and you never see the girl afterwards."
     "I'm going in."
      Becker  walked  in.  One of the best unpublished writers  in  America,
dressed to kill and to die. I followed him. He walked up to one of the girls
and spoke to her. She pulled her skirt up, swung her high heels and laughed.
They  walked over to a booth in a corner. The bartender came around the  bar
to take their order. The other girl at the bar looked at me.
     "Hey, honey, don't you wanna play?"
     "Yeah, but only when it's my game."
     "You scared or queer?"
      "Both,"  I said, sitting at the far end of the bar. There  was  a  guy
between  us, his head on the bar. His wallet was gone. When he awakened  and
complained, he'd either be thrown out by the bartender or handed over to the
      After serving Becker and the B-girl the bartender came back behind the
bar and walked over to me.
     "Yeh? What ya want in here?"
     "I'm waiting for my friend," I nodded at the corner booth.
     "You sit here, you gotta drink."
     "O.K. Water."
     The bartender went off, came hack, set down a glass of water.
     "Two bits."
     I paid him.
     The girl at the bar said to the bartender, "He's queer or scared."
     The bartender didn't say anything. Then Becker waved to him and he went
to take their order.
     The girl looked at me. "How come you ain't in uniform?"
     "I don't like to dress like everybody else."
     "Are there any other reasons?"
     "The other reasons are my own business."
     "Fuck you," she said.
     The bartender came back. "You need another drink."
     "O.K.," I said, slipping another quarter toward him.

     Outside, Becker and I walked down Main Street.
     "How'd it go?" I asked.
     "There was a table charge, plus the two drinks. It came to $32."
     "Christ, I could stay drunk for two weeks on that."
     "She grabbed my dick under the table, she rubbed it."
     "What did she say?"
     "Nothing. She just kept rubbing my dick."
     "I'd rather rub my own dick and keep the thirty-two bucks."
     "But she was so beautiful."
     "God damn, man, I'm walking along in step with a perfect
     "Someday I'm going to write all this down. I'll be on the library
     shelves: BECKER. The 'B's' are very weak, they need help."
     "You talk too much about writing," I said.

      We  found  another bar near the bus depot. It wasn't a  hustle  joint.
There  was just a barkeep and five or six travelers, all men. Becker  and  I
sat down.
     "It's on me," said Becker.
     "Eastside in the bottle."
     Becker ordered two. He looked at me.
     "Come on, be a man, join up. Be a Marine."
     "I don't get any thrill trying to be a man."
     "Seems to me you're always beating up on somebody."
     "That's just for entertainment."
     "Join up. It'll give you something to write about."
     "Becker, there's always something to write about."
     "What are you gonna do, then?"
     I pointed at my bottle, picked it up.
     "How are ya gonna make it?" Becker asked.
     "Seems like I've heard that question all my life."
      "Well,  I  don't know about you but I'm going to try everything!  War,
women, travel, marriage, children, the works. The first car I own I'm  going
to take it completely apart! Then I'm going to put it back together again! I
want  to  know  about  things,  what makes them  work!  I'd  like  to  be  a
correspondent  in  Washington, D.C. I'd like to  be  where  big  things  are
     "Washington's crap, Becker."
     "And women? Marriage? Children?"
     "Yeah? Well, what do you want?"
     "To hide."
     "You poor fuck. You need another beer."
     "All right."
     The beer arrived.
      We sat quietly. I could sense that Becker was off on his own, thinking
about  being  a  Marine,  about being a writer,  about  getting  laid.  He'd
probably  make a good writer. He was bursting with enthusiasms. He  probably
loved  many  things: the hawk in flight, the god-damned  ocean,  full  moon,
Balzac,  bridges, stage plays, the Pulitzer Prize, the piano, the god-damned
      There  was a small radio in the bar. There was a popular song playing.
Then  in  the  middle of the song there was an interruption.  The  announcer
said, "A bulletin has just come in. The Japanese have bombed Pearl Harbor. I
repeat:  The Japanese have just bombed Pearl Harbor. All military  personnel
are requested to return immediately to their bases!"
      We  looked  at  each other, hardly able to understand what  we'd  just
     "Well," said Becker quietly, "that's it."
     "Finish your beer," I told him. Becker took a hit.
      "Jesus, suppose some stupid son-of-a-bitch points a machine gun at  me
and pulls the trigger?"
     "That could well happen."
     "Hank . . ."
     "Will you ride back to the base with me on the bus?"
     "I can't do that."
      The  bartender, a man about 45 with a watermelon gut  and  fuzzy  eyes
walked  over  to us. He looked at Becker. "Well, Marine, it looks  like  you
gotta go back to your base, hub?"
     That pissed me. "Hey, fat boy, let him finish his drink, O.K.?"
      "Sure, sure . . . Want a drink on the house. Marine? How about a  shot
of good whiskey?"
     "No," said Becker, "it's all right."
      "Go ahead," I told Becker, "take the drink. He figures you're going to
die to save his bar."
     "All right," said Becker, "I'll take the drink."
     The barkeep looked at Becker.
     "You got a nasty friend . . ."
     "Just give him his drink," I said.
      The  other  few  customers were babbling wildly  about  Pearl  Harbor.
Before,  they  wouldn't speak to each other. Now they  were  mobilized.  The
Tribe was in danger.
      Becker  got  his drink. It was a double shot of whiskey. He  drank  it
     "I never told you this," he said, "but I'm an orphan."
     "God damn," I said.
     "Will you at least come to the bus depot with me?"
     We got up and walked toward the door,
      The barkeep was rubbing his hands all over his apron. He had his apron
all bunched up and was excitedly rubbing his hands on it.
     "Good luck, Marine!" he hollered.
      Becker  walked out. I paused inside the door and looked  back  at  the
     "World War I, eh?"
     "Yeh, yeh . . ." he said happily.
      I  caught  up  with  Becker. We half-ran to the  bus  depot  together.
Servicemen in uniform were already beginning to arrive. The whole place  had
an air of excitement. A sailor ran past.
      "I'M  GOING TO KILL ME A JAP!" he screamed. Becker stood in the ticket
line.  One  of  the  servicemen had his girlfriend with him.  The  girl  was
talking, crying, holding onto him, kissing him. Poor Becker only had  me.  I
stood  to  one  side, waiting. It was a long wait. The same sailor  who  had
screamed earlier came up to me. "Hey, fellow, aren't you going to help us?
     What're you standing there for? Why don't you go down and sign
     ^^ up?
     There was whiskey on his breath. He had freckles and a very large nose.
     "You're going to miss your bus," I told him. He went off toward the bus
departure point.
     "Fuck the god-damned fucking Japs!" he said.

      Becker  finally had his ticket. I walked him to his bus. He  stood  in
another line.
     "Any advice?" he asked.
      The  line  was  filing slowly into the bus. The girl was  weeping  and
talking  rapidly  and quietly to her soldier. Becker  was  at  the  door.  I
punched him on the shoulder. "You're
     the best I've known."
     "Thanks, Hank . . ."
     "Goodbye . . ."

     I walked out of there. Suddenly there was traffic on the street. People
were  driving badly, running stoplights, screaming at each other.  I  walked
back over to Main Street. America was at war. I looked into my wallet: I had
a dollar. I counted my change: 61.
      I  walked  along Main Street. There wouldn't be much for  the  B-girls
today. I walked along. Then I came to the Penny Arcade. There wasn't anybody
in  there.  Just the owner standing in his high-perched booth. It was
dark in that place and it stank of piss.
      I  walked  along  in the dark aisles among the broken  machines.  They
called  it  a Penny Arcade but most of the games cost a nickel  and  some  a
dime.  I  stopped at the boxing machine, my favorite. Two little  steel  men
stood  in  a  glass cage with buttons on their chins. There  were  two  hand
grips,  like pistol grips, with triggers, and when you squeezed the triggers
the  arms of your fighter would uppercut wildly. You could move your fighter
back and forth and from side to side. When you hit the button on the chin of
the  other fighter he would go down hard on his back, K.O.'d. When I  was  a
kid  and  Max  Schmeling K.O.'d Joe Louis, I had run  out  into  the  street
looking   for  my  buddies,  yelling  "Hey,  Max  Schmeling  K.O.'d   Joe
Louis!"  And  nobody answered me, nobody said anything,  they  had  just
walked away with their heads down.
     It took two to play the boxing game and I wasn't going to play with the
pervert who owned the place. Then I saw a little Mexican boy, eight or  nine
years  old.  He  came  walking down the aisle. A  nice-looking,  intelligent
Mexican boy.
     "Hey, kid?"
     "Yes, Mister?"
     "Wanna play this boxing game with me?"
     "Sure. I'm paying. Pick your fighter."
      He  circled around, peering through the glass. He looked very serious.
Then he said, "O.K., I'll take the guy in the red trunks. He looks best."
     "All right."
      The  kid got on his side of the game and stared through the glass.  He
looked at his fighter, then he looked up at me.
     "Mister, don't you know that there's a war on?"
     We stood there.
     "You gotta put the coin in," said the kid.
      "What are you doing in this place?" I asked him. "How come you're  not
in school?"
     "It's Sunday."
     I put the dime in. The kid started squeezing his triggers and I started
squeezing  mine. The kid had made a bad choice. The left arm of his  fighter
was broken and only reached up halfway. It could never hit the button on  my
fighters chin. All the kid had was a right hand. I decided to take my  time.
My  guy had blue trunks. I moved him in and out, making sudden flurries. The
Mexican  kid was great, he kept trying. He gave up on the left arm and  just
squeezed  the  trigger for the right arm. I rushed blue trunks  in  for  the
kill,  squeezing both triggers. The kid kept pumping the right  arm  of  red
trunks.  Suddenly blue trunks dropped. He went down hard, making a  clanking
     "I got ya. Mister," said the kid.
      "You won," I said. The kid was excited. He kept looking at blue trunks
flat on his ass.
     "You wanna fight again, Mister?"
     I paused, I don't know why.
     "You out of money, Mister?"
     "Oh, no."
     "O.K., then, we'll fight."
      I  put  in  another dime and blue trunks sprang to his feet.  The  kid
started squeezing his one trigger and the right arm of red trunks pumped and
pumped.  I  let blue trunks stand back for a while and contemplate.  Then  I
nodded at the kid. I moved blue trunks in, both arms flailing. I felt I  had
to  win. It seemed very important. I didn't know why it was important and  I
kept thinking, why do I think this is so important?
      And  another part of me answered, just because it is. Then blue trunks
dropped  again, hard, making the same iron clanking sound. I looked  at  him
laying  on his back down there on his little green velvet mat. Then I turned
around and walked out.

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